I'm just popping in to tell you a little bit about Cory Booker, the man who Dems will almost certainly make the nominee in 2020. Forget Goofy Warren. Forget that black chick. This is the guy. Right here.
Let's look at the initial checklist. He is >young(ish) >"multicultural" >an Obama clone >good public speaker
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. This guy's resume reads like a How to Become President manual. This guy is almost a parody of a politician trying to get votes. In the following posts I will sum them up because they literally can't fit in one post.
We already went black, and we should never go back......to black
Levi Thompson
>After Stanford, Booker was awarded a Rhodes Scholarship to study at the University of Oxford, where he earned an honors degree in United States history in 1994 as a member of The Queen's College.[7]
>He earned his Juris Doctor in 1997 from Yale Law School, where he operated free legal clinics for low-income residents of New Haven, Connecticut.
At Yale, Booker was a founding member of the Chai Society (now Shabtai),[9] was a Big Brother with Big Brothers Big Sisters of America, and was active in the National Black Law Students Association.[10]
>In 1998, Booker won an upset victory for a seat on the Newark City Council, defeating four-term incumbent George Branch.[13] To draw attention to the problems of open-air drug dealing and associated violence, he went on a 10-day hunger strike and lived in a tent and later in a motor home near drug-dealing areas of the city.[14]
But wait, it gets crazier.
Ian James
>Crime reduction was such a central concern to the Booker administration that Booker, along with his security team, was known to personally patrol the streets of Newark until as late as 4 a.m.[37]
>Booker gained national attention when, on December 28, 2010, a constituent used Twitter to ask him to send someone to her father's house to shovel his driveway because her elderly father was going to attempt to do it himself. Booker responded by tweeting, "I will do it myself; where does he live?" Other people volunteered, including one person who offered his help on Twitter, and 20 minutes later Booker and some volunteers showed up and shoveled the man's driveway.[54][55]
Ayden Rogers
Bernie's people hate his guts b/c he voted against Bernie and Cruz on the prescription drug bill. He's Hillary in blackface.
Owen Miller
>On April 12, 2012, Booker saved a woman from a house fire, suffering smoke inhalation and second-degree burns on his hands in the process. Newark Fire Chief John Centanni said that Booker's actions possibly saved the woman's life.[56]
>After Hurricane Sandy destroyed much of the shoreline areas of New Jersey and New York in late October 2012, Booker invited Newarkers without power to eat and sleep in his home.[57]
>In February 2013, responding to a Twitter post, Booker helped a nervous constituent propose to his girlfriend.[58]
>Booker rescued a dog from freezing temperatures in January 2013 and another dog that had been abandoned in a cage in July 2013.[59][60]
Justin Nguyen
>Rhodes scholar wew lad
Bring it on, m8.
Jonathan Morales
Rhodes Scholar = Rockefeller Scholar
Parker Thomas
He’s a worry sort of for us Trump ppl but he’s just another Obama clone on Soros’ payroll, literally. And Soros will be dead by 2020. Doesn’t matter how much new young blood he keeps transfusing, he won’t be here much longer.
Carson Bennett
>leaving the united states to learn us history what
Noah Gutierrez
he was my mayor for a few years, he hasn't done SHIT for Newark
Blake Perry
"The Anglo-American Establishment" by Carroll Quigley is a good read.
Lucas Russell
Corey Booker is also a closeted gay man.
Robert Fisher
That was my thoughts exactly. Makes no sense.
Asher Flores
He is too closely connected to Wall-Street for the "Progessives" to easily vote for him like Sanders.
He was booed on the DNC stage for being own by wall-street and drug companies.
Carson Mitchell
Corey is a very talented speaker. He can be a challenge to Trump because if Trump’s retard dialect.
Parker Peterson
Him or Kamala Harris
Luke Bailey
A fluent speaker in a debate with a unhindged sitting president would be interesting.
Daniel Ward
He will run and most likely win the nomination in 2020, won't be surprised if he wins in the future. A ticket with him and Warren would probably win and unite the broken democrat party. That or a Jim Webb/Tulsi Gabbard ticket. Kamala Harris is memed too much and won't win because she's stupid. Booker is the most shabbos of goyim. He's also bought by Wall Street.
John Howard
So exactly like Obama then.
Jack Lewis
just catch him raping a white boi, talking about a white boi
Luke Ortiz
We'd need an unhinged sitting president first though.
Caleb Sullivan
oh wow wikipedia loves him!! and they're totally impartial too!
Samuel Gray
Joan Rivers did not die to expose a nothing burger jej
Luke Powell
Trump only talks like that because the American voter has like 6th reading level and he knows his audience.
Daniel Lewis
Tulsi Gabbard is literally the only electable dem, that's why they'll never run her
Jack Reed
TBone
Mason Thompson
For sure, I think Rand, given he is in stable condition, or Jim webb should run after Trump has had his fun.
Samuel Campbell
Some of my favorite election moments were listening to the NPR Jews trying to sort out why Trump could be so popular even though he talks like a toddler while Bernie was talking like he had five PhDs. They just couldn't figure it out.
Nathan Stewart
>>Crime reduction was such a central concern to the Booker ooops!, not getting the black vote this way, nigga
Joshua Richardson
>>Booker rescued a dog from freezing temperatures in January 2013 and another dog that had been abandoned in a cage in July 2013.[59][60]
wikipedia aka "an article about the rothschilds should not include anything about their banking syndicate because it's not noteworthy its a conspiracy theory"
Angel Gray
If he's clean, he's welcome to be president. No more filthy politicians.
Jeremiah Baker
No More red Bones.
Dylan Parker
What are the odds his name gets dragged out during all these sexual allegations going on in Hollywood and DC?
Mason Jones
Hes done well as the Penn State football coach
Jacob Rodriguez
Shut up. That has two citation so prove how human he is. It's even noteworthy according to Wikipedia editing standards.
We're going to have to lock the page to keep conspiracy theorists like you from putting fake news in it.
Ryan Fisher
a mufugga gotta putta sheeit on the mufuggin tabel, ya has to do what chu has to do.
Oliver Edwards
As far as I can tell, he accomplished nothing as Newark's mayor and has done very little in Senate besides sucking up lobbying dollars. You Dems do realize Obama 2.0 failed with Hildawg right? What makes you think Booker or Harris would be any better? And why do folks seem to think Bernie would have done any better against Trump? The answer to failed Democrat policies will never be to go even further left.
Joshua Cox
A "clean" politican just means he's someone else's asset. He went to Yale. That just happens to be the CIA favorite recruitment grounds.
Jack Adams
Sounds a lot like Obama's track record before 2008.
Hunter Lopez
didn't trump tweet something about knowing booker more than he know himself?
this nigger smokes crack and gets on cspan on the regular. been around crack addicts most of my life, this nigger is high most of the time.
Angel Murphy
That would explain why he was sweating profusely at the DNC.
Isaiah Reyes
Presidents can't have lazy eyes.
Joshua Miller
...what does he know
Liam Hernandez
>Crime reduction was such a central concern to the Booker administration that Booker, along with his security team, was known to personally patrol the streets of Newark until as late as 4 a.m.[37] >Booker gained national attention when, on December 28, 2010, a constituent used Twitter to ask him to send someone to her father's house to shovel his driveway because her elderly father was going to attempt to do it himself. Booker responded by tweeting, "I will do it myself; where does he live?" Other people volunteered, including one person who offered his help on Twitter, and 20 minutes later Booker and some volunteers showed up and shoveled the man's driveway.[54][55] >On April 12, 2012, Booker saved a woman from a house fire, suffering smoke inhalation and second-degree burns on his hands in the process. Newark Fire Chief John Centanni said that Booker's actions possibly saved the woman's life.[56] >Booker rescued a dog from freezing temperatures in January 2013 and another dog that had been abandoned in a cage in July 2013.[59][60] ...how the actual fuck is this guy a Democrat? This isn't cucked. This isn't incorrigible faggotry. This is nothing like how Democrats typically behave.
Ryder Stewart
To me, it sounds like he's an ambulance chaser lawyer. Waiting for hot tips on where the next photo op will be. There's nothing genuine about any of it.
It doesn't sound like he genuinely wants to help people. It all sounds very sleazy to me, like he will kill his own mother if it means just one more vote somewhere.
Jaxson Kelly
If he wanted to fix Newark he'd be a Republican. t.South Orange
Lucas Lewis
obama 2.0.... another fake elite huckster
Lincoln Edwards
Soros has a son or two that have been groomed their entire lives to take his place.
Aaron Russell
I'm not voting for no Lex Luthor looking dude
Aaron Russell
You thought two scoops was bad? Wait until forty cakes.
Jayden Brown
Doubt it, the DNC is set on a female candidate.
DNC always looks for historical virtue points. No way will DNC let the GOP have a female President, first.
Gabriel White
Very true, he seems to go above and beyond just so he can have a resume of good guy things in life. Maybe he was approached at a young age and told he would be president. Something similar to that happened with Obama.
Easton Bailey
Why have an Obama clone when you can nominate Obama's wife for president, instead?
Aaron Perry
But he's a "confirmed bachelor" and it's an open secret that he's gay. Sort of like Anderson Cooper before he came out. Of course it'll become a talking point if he ran and he'll probably come out in this momentous brave speech, but in the end America isn't going to elect a homo. I'm gay, but I'm also a conservative Republican but I'm different because I disavowed the LGBT community long ago and realize those homosexuals are ruining our culture.
Xavier Edwards
Booker won't be the nominee. He will run for the VP slot. With him and that Harris in the primaries, the groid vote will be split.
Brayden Ramirez
Nah. Trump has changed everything. Dems are gonna go full celeb next cycle. It's either Oprah or Tom Hanks.
Daniel Lopez
CAN'T FUCK THE (((ZUC)))
Michael Wilson
You are on the right track but remove Tom Hanks from your thoughts.
Why? Well, presidential candidates can't admit they they have an illness or disease or disorder.
Nobody will vote for someone with a known illness.
Tom Hanks has Type 2 diabetes
As for Oprah, I think she has passed her peak of popularity a long time ago.
Colton Peterson
So... You don't like him because he keeps doing great things but you are certain his motives are not in the right place... That's some next level faggotry there. Good job m8
Landon Cox
Rescuing a dog or a woman from a burning building is something that happens only once in a lifetime. Maybe twice if you're abnormally lucky.
I would add that he's probably told a lot of people if it's on his fucking Wikipedia page, he probably sent out a mass email every time he helped an old lady cross the road.
Anthony Stewart
Oh shit they're on to us! They're going to use the whole force of hollywood to compete with our high quality memes!
Robert Thompson
This. The whole point of doing good deeds is to do them and not broadcast them. Not be like >Dude I bought this homeless guy a can of soup of in 2009. Please vote for me. It's just fucking pathetic.
Logan Jenkins
ok but liz warren knows economics of working poor better than anyone
Adam Carter
I'm sure they'll get it.
In fact the fact that Congress has had whole hearings on this and failed to get a clue is just atrocious. I'm wasting my tax money here.
Andrew Torres
Booker is a stupid nigger. Someone should kill him.
Hudson Young
One of my favorite parts of the past year is how many people all around the world have been watching various congressional hearings and discovering what utter wastes of money they are and just how fucking stupid our congresspeople are.
Jaxon Foster
this user knows, can't be so short-sighted
Lucas Foster
I was just hoping, a bit, that the brain tanks they'd assembled would be at least as intelligent as any random sampling of 4chins autists.
It's really a big letdown.
Nathaniel Williams
Used to live in Newark and family owns property there. Also have family in the PD. I remember this bullshit. Pretty sure that was all set up. He loves himself some good PR. Cares more about his image than doing his job. He did nothing to stop crime in Newark. He's just a street hustler.
Robert Morgan
>There is a risk that the island might tip over and capsize
Gabriel Allen
It was all bullshit. He fucking went to shovel some faggots driveway yet all of a Newark was a mess and the city wasn't cleaning up the snow because they're so fucking incompetent.
Eli Jones
Newark is a lovely place. I see it every time I miss that retardedly placed exit... posterchild for damage that NAFTA did. Large empty factory buildings everywhere.
Xavier Howard
Ironbound has some great Portuguese restaurants.
Leo Fisher
The funny thing is Americans thinking this guy and Obama are black.
Oliver Ramirez
wikipedia impartial? you have got to be joking
Christian Smith
Personally patrolling the streets of Newark with extra security for five hours is worse than sitting down and planning policy on crime reduction for 30 minutes. The former is a photo-op resume booster, whereas the latter leads might lead to a reduction in crime.
This is like that cunt Puerto Rican mayor went on her shitty boat to hand-deliver goods. Cool! Wow! Nice! But the huge camera crew behind her needed to be paid, and the rescue efforts need to be fucking organized by someone. Turns out the cunt never even went to the disaster preparation meetings. Lies, lies, lies; image, image, image. This is the liberal way.
From what I understand it's the people he helps that spread the word. I'm not saying he's a Saint or anything. Just that you're intellectual dishonesty is obvious and stupid. Wait until someone does something bad to not like him. He's a literal D so I'm sure he has some policy positions you can take offense to
Jaxson Hughes
I actually met Corey booker in DC. He is literally the cookie cutter candidate but he is 95% gay. I don’t think America is ready for a fag in chief
Lucas Rivera
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Grayson Carter
Probably both desu, only question is which one on is on the top of the ticket and who gets to ride in the bitch seat.
Aiden Lewis
Best senator, if we had like 100 of them and one Trump he could just trick them into whatever he wanted them to do.
Brody Kelly
holy fuck its like this guys life is completely manufactured. hes definitely being (((groomed))) from a young age for the job.
Aiden Allen
>I don’t think America is ready for a fag in chief
Dude, we had Obama for 8 years going around trying not to step on anyone's toes like a pussy, apologizing for America and generally acting like a fag. If that's the only thing Booker has going against him then that isn't enough.
Parker Jackson
im a little disappointed that anons havent been coming up with a strategy for 2020 to siphon off minority votes. there should be a full on campaign but unfortunately everyone seems to be resting on their laurels or just waiting for drumpf to fix everything for them
Elijah Kelly
rapist
Samuel Sullivan
>their fancy memes fucken kek
Carter Johnson
HOL UP did that actually happen? fucking sauce me right now you cunt
Nathan Reyes
cant tell if bait...
Zachary Powell
He has a lazy eye and a lisp. I look forward to Trump's nickname for him.
Jose Myers
drumpf always finds the thing theyre most proud of and ruins it
