Favorite Stands

If you could have a JoJo stand, which one would you pick? I pick Heaven's Door.
>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>HEAVEN'S DOOR
>Write in her "Loves user unconditionally"
>Girl now likes me

>Like a girl
>She doesn't like me back
>KIRA QUEEN
>Make her explode and keep only her hand because who needs a gf with a full body anyway?

If you wanted that why not pick Cinderella?

replace body parts if you're ugly to boost self confidence

enhance beauty and luck of recipient like when she makes that hair girl fall in love with midget green guy

I'd do that but I'd keep her hip region like a pipe dream extreme toy.

>Like a girl
>she doesn't like me back
>THOTH'S PREDICTIONS ARE 100% ACCURATE
>She still doesn't like me in the future
>Cry myself to sleep

>get brother to turn into her

euheuhaueha

>Like a girl
>Show her my back
>Be both happy in the afterlife

>Like a girl
>The one in this dimension doesn't like me
>Scour an infinite amount of dimensions looking for the one version of her that does like me
>none of them do

>like a girl
>she doesn't like me back
>re-decorate her house with my perfect feng shui principles
>If she still doesn't like me at least I have a talking stand to keep me company

Kira's stand is actually called Killer Queen, the pronouncation must have thrown you off

>like a girl
>inverse gravity on her so she turns inside out
What's on the inside is what matters, right?

>like a girl
>she doesn't like me back
>proceed to make a doll out of her and make her soul submit to my conditioning
>girl now likes me
>GUDDO

>Like a girl
>She likes someone else
>Make it so she can't differentiate people
Now she thinks I'm that guy she likes.

>Like a girl
>girl is hot
>I'm gonna cream
>where is girl

Heaven's Door pretty much. You can control the world around you freely, make people gladly give you their money, turn literally anyone into your own personal sex slave maid or just your friend who will support and defend you with their life, and live any kind of life you want.

Rohan is pretty much living the dream, the only reason he doesn't go overboard with his stand is because he has a strong sense of pride and self-worth.

>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>HEY YA!
>Get a superb pep talk from stand which motivates me not to give up on her and wait for a lucky opportunity
>Girl now likes me

>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>Surface
>Have have it transform into girl

It's still feels like wood but I'd make it work... somehow.

>dick splinters

No thanks.

>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>Foo Fighters
>Date F.F
>FIN

Hey Ya was related to Cheap Trick in some way?

His stand is actually a catboy Kira

>Like a girl
>She doesn't like me
>ZA WARUDO
>Rape her in frozen time

yeah dawg if you had 7 seconds in frozen time you could rape her 15 times

Undoubtedly the best Stand.

>Girl doesn't like me
>THE WALL
>Girl is deported.

Which version do you like better, onii-chan or Hol Horse combo?

>like a girl
>she doesn't like me
>use Harvest to steal her undergarments
>also any of her loose change because I'm secretly a Jew

>stand says "honestly you're better off without him"

>like a girl
>she doesn't like me
>Can't do a damn thing about it because I have the weakest stand

Best answer.

Onii-chan's by far the superior version. Oingo's voice is fucking beautiful

no it's "Deadly Queen"

The World Over Heaven.

>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>SCARY MONSTERS
>Now she's a dunosaur
>Girl now eats people

>like a girl
>she doesn't like me
>IT JUST WORKS
>girl loves me back
>can't explain how the relationship is working
>people keep asking us how our relationship works

>Like a girl
>She doesn't likes me back
>WHAT'S A STAND?
>Miss, your next line will be "oh, Jojo, you're making me blush"!
>Oh, Jojo, you're making me blush! ... NANI???

crazy diamond for being able to fix things honestly
The boost in brute strength is good too. Imagine, you go into an expensive watch boutique, you break off a little piece when you're trying it on, then restore after they close shop. Perfect way to make money.

user steals? NO DIGNITY

>like a girl
>known her since childhood
>she obviously loves me
>this little fucking faggot who appeared out of nowhere is trying to steal her away from me
>almost get her to fuck me
>she was totally into it
>she runs away because of that little fucking faggot and his pussy bubbles stand

>she obviously loves me
sorry to break it to you Joshuu

d-delete this, she obviously loves me more than you

Araki's getting incapable of drawing ugly people