How accurate is it Sup Forums?

How accurate is it Sup Forums?

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>falling for the jewish trick that beards are for faggots only
Leave, soyim

just remove Pokémon

Not accurate enough

Add IPA beers and microbreweries to that pic

You have to include the doughy wide hipped feminine soy physique. other than that 10/10

IT customer service specialist at the local Target's electronics area, grabbing starbucks on break.

I hate these goobers so much and i've never even seen their actual videos.

i think it started with pokemon. when i was a late teenager and it came out only bugmen my age played it. and obviously little kids

I'd replace it with Minecraft.

More commonly known as the "cuck-pack"

in todays world for sure

just leabe bogemon alone ok

true. pokemon isn't really for soyboys

1000%.

I agree, Pokemon was a staple part of my childhood, still play all the games to remember

>glasses are bugman
Fuck off I wear glasses but I'm nothing like those nu-male faggots

Add doctor who, undertale and sherlock.

why can't roasties meme?

>spent formative years in california
>probably talk like one of this fags and don't even know

sometimes girls i've had sex with tell me that it sounds like i have a hint of a new york accent so it can't be that bad.

You guys realize youre posting on an anime forum?

California accents aren't bad unless you have a homosexual twinge to it.

At least it isn't a Jersey accent - those are grating to the ears

Where's the soy, goy?

What glasses exist that aren't bugmen or nu male tier?

I need an answer damn it

Beards are for ugly guys who need to hide their faces.

The combination makes it. Being bald and having a beard also do not make you a fag. You just need to be ripped and not having such fag interests ad above.

So? What if you have an ugly face and look better with a beard?

It's not all glasses, it's that specific frame style

Or maybe they are for men who dont feel the need to cling to their childhood. I am a man and hair grows out of my face why should i cut it off? Shaving is like wearing make up.

Not very. There needs to be a messy hair and an open mouth.

If you have a good looking face, you have a good looking face, and vice versa. A beard may hide a weak jawline, but it's very rare for a guy to have "just" a weak jawline.

The 2nd one right could be actually an alpha if he would go lift some shit and stop being a pseudotranny in general.

It's missing Star Wars. Other than that, pretty spot on.

It's the thick rim glasses style.

>beards
>baldness
Literally secondary sexual characteristics of being a man. This must be a soyboi meme

>Asian wife
Is this supposed to be the "Alt-Right" starter-pack?

Never mind I am a huge blind faggot.

>glasses
no . unless you're wearing them to look hip n shit
>harry potter
depends , if you call you're self a potterhead then kys now . if you love the movies/books then it's ok
>star wars /wearing merch ????
yes faggots wear merch
>R*CK AND M*RTY
>marry an As**n
yeah i seen alot of ""Bug men"" do this
>R*DD*T
yes faggots use reddit
>Marvel DC
it's ok if you watch the movies/tv series without being a complete faggot
>John Oliver ?? i think
politician comedy is the worst
>beard
if you're ugly and bald then you should grow it u know it makes you more attractive if you're fat too
>P***mon
no just no
>B*RN**
no . just no
whats california english ?

well I have a friend that checks the majority of these lmfao

pokemon is more for autists and neets. if anything zelda is the bugman's game- but one of the n64 versions- makes them seem cool and hip for being a gamer without having to actually play a game in the past 15+ years

It's roasties. Note how threatened they get over asian women.

>What glasses exist that aren't bugmen or nu male tier?
a pince-nez where the part you grab is shaped like a swastika

This, leave Pokemon alone reeeeeee.

>Bald
>trait of a bugman
Being bald is literally seen as being hyper masculine.

what kind of music do bugmen listen to?

Nirvana and Foo Fighters

any kind of rock

what's bugman mean

>Bugman
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Mustaches are the patrician choice.

Faggotry level is immense, just as expected from average yankee.

blink182 and skapunk

Chainsmokers, Alt-J, Kendrick Lamar

linus is alpha af

it is if you're clearly compensating baldness for it

female vocalists

the mountain goats

I listen to almost solely female vocalists. They have far prettier voices than men.

what is a california accent? I can only think of the surfer dude and valley girl accents. Although I'm from the south so all yall other regions sound the same to me.

Needs more mouth fedora.

>Californian english
I had to google this.

Apparently it's just the way normal people talk. You know, the kind of English they would teach globally.

folk music. I'm not memeing either. Later, make a thread on Sup Forums about "redpilled folk music" and watch the bugmen that listen to this crap come crawling out from under the woodwork

how's that different than the midwestern accent?

...

That beard is too full.
The baldy is too bald, bugmen maintain a normal male length hairstyle that just happens to miss 30% of its surface area.
The frame of those glasses is too thin.
Otherwise pretty good.

I'm from the North so I have a knee-jerk reaction whenever somebody says y'all. I just wanted to tell you this because I'll probably see beheadings, suicides, and torture online today (like any other day I have off and feel lethargic during), but the one thing that'll bother me all day is that "y'all".

why harry potter? isn't that like a decade old now?

Why did they have to ruin baldness.

>"ruin baldness"
How do you ruin something that is already bad?

look there's one of them now

Why is it bad? Why should people hate themselves for how they look. Fuck this propaganda.

Imagine Dragons
Mumford & Sons
Blacked

That sort of thing

>tfw scar tissue prevents me from growing a full mustache
>tfw scarring is right where the Hitler brushtache would be

Pro tip guys: don't get hit in the mouth.

Traditions are overrated, right? Color is only skin deep. Not all blacks are niggers. Many of them make good music.

At least you have your constitution, am I right?

Folk music is patrician af. I like neofolk a lot. I like irish folk a lot. Truly though there are a lot of numales in the scene. Don't know why.

according to twitter all gen z says yall now so it's been 100% appropriated. good luck

Does anyone have that chart that says how low the testosterone levels of those guys are?

1000 combined. No need for charts.

>I just can't understand why folk music is considered gay as fuck

folk is more hipster than bugman music.

That's the point. You're a grown up now

I really dont care to explain? If you are white folk music is what your people listened to before jews took over entertainment.

You aren't missing much, I usually give myself the old A.H. whenever I shave off any substantial beard growth, it's fun to look at in the mirror for about 5 minutes while you frown and do Roman salutes, but then you realize it looks silly on anyone who isn't Hitler.

Top 40

Minecraft is for authentic and ironic autists

it has nothing to do with virtue signalling, and besides, notch is based and has redpilled a generation

It's like an info graphic not necessarily a chart, on second thought.

Time to put on your big boy pants, manchild. You are the reason society is going to shit.

I dont think bug men generally have asian wives. Its usually some washed up roastie who is overweight and abuses the bug man. The asian wife is more like, the guy who is less attractive and could maybe look better if he lost some weight and took care of himself better. But he married an asian girl who thought he was handsome the way he was.

T. Married to an asian

Apparently there's a subtle vowel shift, but I can't hear the difference.

This.

yes, white guys with asian wives are typically shy autists. Meanwhile most bugmen are loud and obnoxious.

>says a man likely not wearing pants in front of his pc at 0630 instead of getting ready for work.

apparently they pronounce pen and pin the same, which I've heard before when someone asked me for a pin out of fucking nowhere and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about"

>works on a Saturday
bugman detected

gotta sortie, shortie

Sup Forums is always right

Needs more on the Jews lies and sluts.

JAPANESE CAN'T GROW BEARDS
LOW TEST

Pokémon is insanely red pulled once you think about who it portrays as the bad guys.
Gen 1 (RBGY) - the bad guys are literal Italian mobsters complete with an "it's just business" Godfather stand-in.
Gen 2 (GSC) - the Godfather left and now the younger generation (which would be boomers) are trying to run the show. They put women in charge, and totally shit up the place.
Gen 3 - (RSE) two opposing teams of crazy environmentalists are trying to "make the world a better place" which will lead to the inevitable death of all human life should their policies be enacted.
Gen 4 - (DPP) the evil team is lead by people who take the names of ancient gods, thinking themselves to be chosen ones and literally side with Satan in an attempt to rewrite reality to their liking. (kikes)
Gen 5 - (BWB2W2) the evil team is a thinly veiled gun-grabber stand in. Everyone give up your pokemon, oh but we aren't going to give up our pokemon. Now we're the ones with pokemon so listen to us or else.
Gen 6 - (XY) the anti human sentiment that runs rife in the left. We should exterminate all people and just let the planet save itself.
Gen 7 - (SM) Antifa and their masters , team skull is propped up to be the bad guys but they're just a bunch of kids and being used by an organised heavily funded organization that owes no allegiance to any of the natives

All said pokemon is very conservative its just been hijacked in the west by a mostly nu-liberal audience who fail to see that they are the bad guys in the games.

>Japanese flags are japs and not JET program """teachers""" who are paid a salary to pretend to work
ignorance of the world is one of the strongest signs of the bugman, right next to meme flag usage

imhotep pls