What is the most redpilled sport and why it is swimming?

What is the most redpilled sport and why it is swimming?

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Greco-Roman wrestling. It's chess in martial form. Counter to everything

You mean wrestling?

Killing degenerates.

Fighting with no hits, kicks, chokes and joint breaks.
>redpilled

This.
I swear faggots like him make me want to bomb USA

>Killing degenerates.
An odd way to say hunting.

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eSports.
Every single one of them browses Sup Forums and is completely redpilled about women and the jewish question

Chess isnt about countering moves, its about trying to be two steps ahead of your opponent. And people who say that X sport is the physical version of chess are larping so hard. There is not physical version of chess and wrestling is not close even if there were one.

Swimming...

It's fighting.

tennis is kind of close senpai

>literally the gayest sport there is.

Cuz niggers and mudslimes can't swim

It is hunting with hounds.

>hugging and sweating against a man for hours upon hours.

We invented guns for a reason, user.

>sport fighting
>redpilled

kill yourself
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wtf that is so gay.

HOW ARE THEY SO UNAWARE OF HOW GAY THEY LOOK AND ARE???

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whats wrong with a little hugging and sinny dipping with your best bro? so what it looks completly normal to me

swimming is great exercise and competition, i was a swimmer/ but i wouldn't call it the most redpilled. Imperialism is the most redpilled sport

When they were hugging, they were literally pressing their cocks against each other.

*blocks your path*

Swimming isn't redpilled, or bluepilled. It's just swimming. Fantastic exercise if you really go at it. And if you just fool around in the water, it's great fun, and still pretty good exercise.

>Not pressing cocks with your best mate
What are you, a closet case?

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Any evidence of that?

Because that's the only sport where whitey can feel superior since every other sport is dominated by blacks.

uhn

>having to whisper "no homo" in your partner's ear for that long

they are true Olympians

Motorcycle racing...for the symbiotic relationship between man and machine, for the self-reliance, for the risk of death...for conquering visceral fears and accepting your own mortality.

Note that unlike most other sports, motorcycle racing is open to both genders, and yet is completely dominated by males - another example of our superiority for reasons other than physical strength alone.

I'm sure Sup Forums would also appreciate the racial demographic of most racers too.

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Hockey. Almost zero blacks. Fast. Dangerous. Fights.

this is better than porn.

ITS fun to stay at the YMCA!

almost as hot as jay ell, but then we never got to see this sexy swimmer get cornholed by cutler's luscious bbc. i bet he has a nice shaved asshole mmmmm.

>dude, if you don't suck your best pal's dick, you are literally gay. Suck his dick to prove you're not gay, because if you're afraid to suck his dick, it only proves that you are a closeted fag.

This level of persuasion actually works on the homo-sapien.

>homo-sapien

Holy shit

Also this. Motorcycle racing is amazing. Same with rallys

because liars and cheats hate water. its like getting caught with your pants down. its why the bible utilizes the flood so much.and as a sport there are no mind games, no tactics. just your own skill for your own survival and satisfaction, and sometimes speed. something those of poor character cant enjoy.

not just bullshitting. was in highschool varsity swim team in a regionally famous school. loved swimming, got me fit and unfucked my depression. The thing is me and some stupid kids joined together - the coach saw that those kids were holding me back so she intentionally bumped me up to varsity earlier just to see what would happen. she was a fucking smart coach because lo and behold, i could not fuck around when put in the varsity lanes... theyd cuss at you for slowing down. she let the other kids flop around in the jv lanes before cutting them

Cycling. zero blacks. Fast. Dangerous. Fights.

it's only a dick hahaha wtf is wrong with you?

..fights?

yes and? so what you see it you pretty much gotta be logical about this. Being gay is a negative thing right? So according to that logic dicks which is THE main factor of gayness is a negative entity, ie if a ""girl"" is very feminine feature thats a positive trait but if it has a dick of course that overides that action and is now bad, Its gay. but if you have a penis yourself that is also a negative trait these two intermix and make the situation as a whole good, positive. So to answer your inital question no gays are not homosexual or gay in any context it is perfectly acceptable to be attracted to such a fiercy being

dude go back to /gif/ and masturbate this is a christian board

Boxing kind of would be but now it has been taken over by niggers who value sheer speed and explosivity instead of calculation and placement. Barehanded English boxing is still patrician though.

I know! If you're afraid of putting a man's dick in your mouth it only means you are actually a closeted fag!

>this shit will actually convince some of you unless I write up this green text to draw attention to your mind-warping.

Sucking dick is a time honored form of male bonding. The gay scare has made male intimacy taboo but it shouldn’t be.

whatever fights cyclist have with each other is likely laughable compared to hockey fights

seriously bad example. as if anyone will take two grown men arguing in sackstrapping suits seriously

Formula 1 is based.

You think the Spartans didn’t suck each other’s dicks? Out on long sweaty marches with no women around for hundreds of miles?

>What's gay about being gay?

You don't get a body like that by swimming.

Greeks were fags. Yes. They did lots of gay shit.

And here we go.

And?...

Why are you so insecure about male beauty and relationships?

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Yes you do and thats the patrician body type unless youre a manlet

>Not being red-pilled about homosexuality.

>Everything I like is a redpilled
>Everything I don't like is bluepilled
The state of the pol and the term redpilled
Running body building and hunting these will help you in life swimming is as helpful as you think

>Yes you do

no, you do not. You do not get a body like that by swimming.

He almost certainly gained all his mass outside of the pool.

Achilles had a bromance and he was a pretty badass guy.

Fucking Asian chads.

This. I was a state swimmer in high school and it was a pretty good workout. I had amazing cardio and had the lowest body fat percentage I’ve ever had. I just wish I lifted in the off season that way I wasn’t so stringy.

this thread tend to be more bropilled.

ok so your starting to agree thats some progress

I don't mind male beauty. I can tell when a guy is attractive. I'm not a retard. Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Damn. But I'm not going to wear speedos and hug a guy and press my cock against his. That's not my insecurity. That's just gay.

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>He almost certainly gained all his mass outside of the pool.
of course where else would he eat

hnng my benis

there is nothing wrong with you and your friends being comfortable around each others bodies

Gays can be great athletes. Their physical power doesn't detract from the societal damage they can cause though.

you get worse and worse please neck urself

And if women were really into it?

This is an admission of defeat on your part.

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Any evidence that they're not?
check mate atheists

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i got much ""worse"" or as i like to see it better stuff own the way lad

>acting gay to please women.
Nope.

Women like anything related to sex. Want to know a dark secret about women? They'll be turned on by watching dogs fucking. They have a really warped mind that they constantly keep on the DL.

Point being, you don't have to be gay to please a women. Almost any sexual act is pleasing to a woman.

Bissexuality != homossexuality

People say so much shit about greeks, but they do not understand that you would hardly have an actual gay greek. The relationships they had with other (younger) men was just part of the social norm at the time, but they all still had sex with their wives.

I'm not wrong in the least when it comes to this.

>anything
Not really.
But it's sure nice when 2 hot guys initiate physical contact together.

> Huur hurr I think I'm a fish
Fuck off retard

You'd get turned on by watching a girl getting pleasured by a dog, admit it.

Ew, no.

Admit it.

It's Hockey it's the whitest sport ever.

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ugh..........The nusaiyans are awful.

>shaving your body to glisten like a hairless faggot that you are so you can swim in your micro speedos

I will pick karate or judo any time.
>hurr durr mma
I am not some poor redneck or overcompensating manlet who enjoys watching people beat each other for money.

No, theres nothing to admit.

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t b h, Dragon Ball is great again. Trump is in office and Dragon Ball is great again, coincidence? I don't think so. Goodness seems to be returning to this reality.

Dragonball is only Dragonball when it's hand-drawn.
This computer shit is numale.

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What else besides gay guys fucking and sensually rubbing their parts together turns you on?

As a straight guy, I love watching (hot) girls do lesbian stuff, especially when they specifically do it to please a man that is watching, so I guess I'm a hypocrite.

Can I have sex with you normal girl?