Okay guys, who of you invented this and which kind of rape can we add to the list? Just make pretty much everything an act of "rape".
Handshake rapes walking faster rapes standing before you in the line rape speaking in a deep voice rape driving the car rape greeting from behind rape taking a piss while standing rape
fucking lel When the day comes, we should keep a few lefty faggots for entertainment purposes
Sebastian Campbell
Being taller aka Height Rape
Ryder Ortiz
Having actual friends rape
Matthew Williams
I committed a fixing-the-kitchen-faucet rape yesterday. Doing something that a woman can't do is rape right?
Anthony James
we didnt actually make that one up. that isny a troll. i know it is hard to tell, but that is actual feminism there.
we also did not make up age-ism able-ism non-binary gender fluidity
there are people that actually believe this stuff
Nicholas Nguyen
Entire Basketball teams declared as rapists over night.
Jacob Ortiz
FART RAPE AAAAHAHAHA
Ethan Butler
Fart culture is no joke. Especially when you have fluidity occurring near your gender. Oy, what a mess.
Parker Cook
How about this:
Balding Rape
Men are obviously showing dominance over women by balding, no healthy woman can do that, therefore it's oppresive to women.
Connor Perry
Here's the rapist. Looks like a Chad.
Aaron Gomez
>Greeting from behind rape
That's a thing.
>Fart rape
Fuck off. When we meet the 2020 generation it will be clear which are spawn of the crazy, spooked-by-everything drama queens who try to coin the term "Fart rape". I feel for the children of this generation in advance.
Cameron Ramirez
Also having a hairy chest rape. And low-pitched voice.
Kayden Cruz
Fart torture comes to mind
Austin Young
No they're not. They are all niggers and niggers don't rape but rather engage in cultural misunderstandings. Everyone knows that.
Joseph Price
Having larger feet rape - Dominating women by taking more space due to large feets and larger shoes.
Luke Smith
Funny... Roman priests were not allowed to eat beans... because romans considered farts to be sexual advances. True historical fact.
Jaxon Edwards
So banning farts is indeed the beginning of the end for an empire...
>farts are rape >women fantasize about rape >women want to be farted on til: fart on women to make them horny
Elijah Wilson
being more industrious rape
Jaxson Hernandez
i thought it was a black 'we waz milk n' shieeet' thing
Michael Lopez
The Greeks were dumbfounded on non farting Roman priests... the reference is found the Greek study of Roman customs
Jonathan Thomas
Tbh, ANYONE who farts in public, in front of others, on purpose is fucking disgusting and immensely disrespectful.
What are you, Indian?
Levi Scott
White men getting cucked to death by white women. Step it up in the sack guys. You're losing the war in the trenches and women are joining the side with better sex.
Andrew Jenkins
being disrespectful =//= rape
Ethan Gutierrez
It's not rape, still disgusting.
Isaac Murphy
This. I cant defend this kind of behavior.
Kayden James
Anyone notice this is from 2013?
John Myers
>crying about fartrape not everyone has a colon due to trauma/disease, these quiet farting lesbos need to check their fart privilege
Owen Wood
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Anthony Brown
We used to call this a "drive by" in prison. Some blue gum would walk by your cell and spray shit in your air. It takes so long to hit that you don't know which one did it.
Logan Foster
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Isaiah Brooks
make up removal rape
Gabriel Martinez
Ice cream rape:When a man orders 2 SCOOPS on a SINGLE cone ahead of a woman, thereby asserting his dominance through his bigly ice cream and intimidating the woman into either leaving or getting one scoop, and so promoting rape culture.
Grayson Stewart
starting a conversation rape
periphery eye contact rape
and this is a very special one, it actually happened:
sweat odor rape
The girl said sweat is part of our endocrine system, thus is like pee, so being near a sweaty man is like having contact with his pee, pee: penis: rape.
Angel Ward
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Luke Martin
Existential rape. The rape of existing.
Easton Harris
The article thi meme came from was satire, although it does feel very believable this day and age...
Henry Myers
Any kind of rape is okay around white women tho
Mason Campbell
>be me >in college >farted >made roomates gf throw up >mfw i fart raped her till she blew chunks