Hey Sup Forums
Im drunk as fuck. Suffer extreme OCD and anxiety. Think about killing myself everyday. I'm next to a freezing cold canal. Almost finished a bottle of wine. Contemplating to go swimming the cold water.
Am terrified someone is gonna think im a lunatic and call the police. Wht do I do?
This is Sup Forums you should work to save the white race.
join the army
die for israel
That's assuming he is white.
Kidnap some children and rape them and then cook them over an open fire and eat them to destroy the evidence. Only when your dick and stomach are content will you find happiness.
And miss the coming race war?
I might also kill myself.
Im assuming you’re a male, and you’re drinking wine. You in fact are a lunatic.
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it's too cold. get all comfy in the covers and wait patiently for something to happening.
Atleast do the world a favor and become a hero of Sup Forums by killing Muslims. Your ancestors will be proud
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STOP
THINK
THIS IS BAIT DESIGNED TO MAKE US LOOK BAD SO THE MEDIA CAN SHUT US DOWN
OP IS EITHER A JOURNALIST OR A GOVERNMENT AGENT
I SWEAR TO YOU, THEY WILL JO COX FALSE FLAG OP AND BLAME IT ON US
You fucking pussy stop whining and get back to the line.
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That's ok cause here in USA we can't be arrested for saying bad things about people.
I had a dream I swam in the ocean last night and died from the freezing water
you wont be able to say anything on here once they get the website shut down or the media turns us into the next boogey-man
boy or girl?
post tits or benis
>almost finished a bottle of wine
>drunk as fuck
are you a 12 year old girl
At least cash out some social capital first. If you are going to be a twat, nobody cares about you. Make us care about you.
That sounds kind of boring, your life should be wasted on something more interesting
Dont do it. Some body loves you.
The media has lost so much creditability that they can't shut anyone down. Plus gook moot won't allow it since I'm sure he's making a fortune off these malware ads
People in Britain are actually incapable of love.
Can confirm
Kill yourself
Go and be the Gavrilo Princip of our times
One of my best friends was from London. A loving if fucked up person. Anyway your mum loves you at least.
THINK
OP IS ALLEGEDLY PHONE POSTING NEXT TO A CANAL, HE HAS MADE NO MENTION OF SUICIDE BUT HE HAS THE SITUATION UP TO SUGGEST IT RN, OR HE WANTS US TO TELL HIM TO DO IT EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD RESULT IN HIS DEATH (OBVIOUSLY)
OP IS PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK, NOTE THE PURPOSEFUL YET INFREQUENT SPELLING MISTAKES AND MISSADDRESS TO Sup Forums
THE ONLY THING ON Sup Forums IS PORN, OP WOULD KNOW IF HE IS CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO POST AT THIS SUGGESTED LEVEL OF INTOXICATION
FURTHER MORE Sup Forums IS MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN Sup Forums, WHY WOULD OP MAKE THIS MISTAKE? TO DIRECT US AWAY FROM THINKING THIS A FALSE-FLAG
Do it you whiny faggot
I have anxiety too. There's one recurring thought where I fall through a sinkhole, often while showering, and die slowly in a freezing black pit.
It's just an anxious thought, everybody gets them. Why are you unable to deal with yours?
Fancy a pint?
Calm the fuck down. We know your career went to shit after Rosie and Jim.
Want to join a suicide pact?
Perhaps.
Does anyone fancy a pint?
You are a lunatic. But at least you recognize it.
WTF? You'll catch pneumonia.
Killing yourself is a shitty idea. What if God makes you come back & do it over? Do you really want to go through all this shit AGAIN? (I'm serious. This is what stops me. That, or I'll screw it up & life will be even more hellish than before)
Tfw when I do but in the arctic
Awaken your siddhis.
Why is your life hellish anyway?
>Im drunk as fuck
well...
Just keep in mind if you do it you won't be able to hit the bottle anymore. You'll never again know that sweet, sweet warmth spreading through your chest when you take that first sip of your drink of choice.
Look at that canal and let it remind you of freezing cold gin in a martini glass, the condensation dripping off the side onto your coaster.
Better the bottle than the grave my friend.
yeah you could actually catch hepatitis and survive, how embarrassing would that be
>drunk as fuck
>only nearly finished a bottle of wine
You're a fucking disgrace to our Nation of drinkers. Wine is starters you poof. Get another bottle down you cunt.
Life is pain. Without the pain it is not life. Without pain you will never know happiness.
Go home, climb in bed and get some rest then get your life sorted. It can be puzzling at times but don'[t kill yourself.
Stay with us m8. I'll be thinking of you.
I though you tea faggots could handle your liquor.
I'm drunk too, let's drink together faggot.
See
Too much soy
At least go out trying to take out one of the big ones trying to genocide us
also this
I'd have a pint with you but you're far away and would probably refuse anyway.