Sitting in class

>sitting in class
>Teacher hands out packet related

What would Sup Forums do?
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A liberal obviously wrote that question.

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Identify as a "Racial-Purist Democratic Facist"
Sign them both

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How does president Sup Forumsrespond to these chillingly realistic scenarios?

No intervention in Congo

Drone whatever in Syria and who cares about what they do, let them know that if they really want to have fun we'll turn their entire desert shithole into glass

Give China an ultimatum they cannot reject so they will break up the military alliance and then nuke the norks.

IGNORE AND LET IRAN NUKE ISRAEL

Immediately revoke my unconstitutional executive order and give Texas a huge federal law enforcement subsidy for assisting ICE
Don't sign minimum wage bill

>it would put the US in a category with these countries that the media told you are bad, so therefore you MUST support global warming

lmfao this is some seriously weak shit

Answer to #5 is easy: Take the gold for yourself.

What the fuck, mang.

How are you supposed to answer these questions if you're outside the false Dem-Rep dichotomy and don't drink the mainstream media Kool-Aid?

Political party: Independent
Write a normie answer

Going 14/88 isn't going to accomplish anything in this situation besides a failing grade.

In your case, the answer to all of them would be "Have a revolution then starve to death."

Nuke NK to minimize allied deaths, threaten China with covert space weapons

Ask the Israelis if they want us to nuke Iran, either way Nuke Iran for fun, fuck the ayatollah, make Israel pay for the military cost of the Nuking

>Nuke norks
>Let Iran nuke Israel

>Iran threatens to nuke Jewistan
>What would you do
let them

These aren't nearly as tilted and spin as I expected Answer in the way your teacher wants.

This is not a hill worth dying on. Get good grades, make good income, support your family and politics there.

Full scale US boots on the ground invasion of Iran to save our greatest ally

A: Find the author of these test questions and have her summarily executed.

>sell weapons to the warlords through proxies and further destabilise the region, buy stocks in gold companies and manipulate the market.

>Install puppet leader

>massacre non compliant social and political groups.

>control market, trade, manufacture.

>profit

American Fascist Party

Veto
Our social welfare system is so much more than just charity. Because we do not say to the rich people: Please, give something to the poor. Instead we say: American people, help yourself! Everyone must help, whether you are rich or poor! Everyone must have the belief that there's always someone in a much worse situation than I am, and this person I want to help as a comrade.

Intervene and take the country as a puppet state. Make it rich and succesful, but never allow for it to return to what it was.

No, stop funding ISIS and apologize to, and then high five Assad after everything clears up.

Public executions for those forging fake executive orders, broadcasted, sell tickets and use the revenue to pay off part of the debt. Repeat with any corrupt government official. Seats in the splash zone cost extra.

Scrap the bill and focus on services to alleviate the cost of living while trying to restore purchasing power to the people. Enforce protectionism and strict migration laws so as to drive up the demand of workers, which in return, will give more benefits and better wages to the employees.

Use space weapons on both of them and call them faggots. There is more to life than money, especially the ones pushed on us by (((banks)))

Congratulate Iran and offer support.

Fund both sides and out Jew the Jews

>Eliminate Social Security
>Depend on 401k
You mean now? Cause thats already happened. I know well that when I turn into a grandpa, I can't depend on anyone but myself.

There is also not enough space to explain how US Imperialism is at fault for the North Korean and Syrian situations, why Zionism is bad and how CIA is the world's biggest terrorist organization.

1. Sign.

2. Fuck niggers. Mind our own business.

3. Send federal troops to help Texas round up the illegal scum

4. Supply Japan with Gundams. I refuse to answer this one seriously because it is fucking retarded.

>5
All of that is wonderful, but it is not wonderful that so many of us who are able to feel the pain of others do not seem to have the farsighted understanding which should go along with that empathy. We seem to have achieved that understanding when it comes to things such as forest and wildlife management. We understand that it often is good to permit Nature to take its course in the case of forest fires, or in maintaining the natural balance between predator and prey, and so on. But we need to apply the same considerations to the non-White races. We never should have permitted medical intervention in the non-White world. We should not be trying now to halt the spread of AIDS in Africa. We should not even consider famine relief for Ethiopia. We should not interfere in the mutual genocide between Hutus and Tutsis. Unless we temper our altruism with intelligence — and especially, unless we limit it to our own race — it will destroy us rather than help us achieve a higher civilization and a higher grade of humanity on this planet.

What rules us now is a soft-headed, mushy, egalitarian, feminine sort of altruism, where we are more inclined to feed the starving picaninnies of Africa than to take account of the fact that every picaninny who doesn’t starve to death now will grow up to breed more picaninnies. We feel sorry for the disease-ridden Blacks and Browns of the world, and instead of keeping them and their diseases strictly confined to their part of the world, we bring them into our part of the world so that we can share their diseases — as in the case of New York’s current outbreak of West Nile encephalitis imported from Africa.

>no option to support Texas and not give illegals amnesty

what a railroading faggot cuck

What we need is a hard-headed, masculine sort of altruism, which makes us as concerned for the preservation of our own racial quality as for the stamping out of the fur trade, the sort of altruism which leads us to sterilize our own defectives rather than permitting them to breed a White welfare class, just as it leads us to thin out the two-legged population of Africa rather than permitting it to continue encroaching on the four-legged populations.

And you know, whenever I say something like that I can hear the screams of protest in the background. I can hear the softheaded altruists screaming that I am advocating genocide, and oh, isn’t that awful. But as a matter of fact, it is their policies which are leading to a far more terrible genocide, with our race as the victim.

When one has a world overcrowded with races competing for a limited living area and limited resources, there will be genocide. The feminine altruists cannot face that hard fact, and their activities simply guarantee a bloodier and more destructive genocide in the end. The masculine altruists, on the other hand, should be capable of imposing a necessary discipline in order to preserve the health of a beleaguered planet and permit its most valuable life forms to continue developing, instead of being dragged down by the least valuable.

Your vice president is nuzzling, fondling, and sniffing every female that comes near him. This happens in public; what goes on when the camera is off cannot be described in polite company.
You are the President and you are already 15 minutes late leaving for the golf course. Your speechwriters are busy as usual writing things to say on the teleprompter about Brexit, but you really want to leave to play golf.
What should you do?

Number one is an ignorant question. Everyone still paying into social security would be immediately fired so that employers no longer had to pay the payroll tax. This would literally never happen.

>1
Pass it. Crush the boomer, starve the NEET
>2
Shit all over the treaty. America first.
>3
I like anime but ultimately I'd have to say cut and run, or try to work out a way to spin Japan off into China's orbit without a war. East Asians aren't my people.
>4
Send a message to the Iranian president offering to assist them in whatever action they take against the eternal enemy of mankind
>5
No fuck off, American blood doesn't need to be wasted for tribal niggotry
>6
The premises of the question are false, we work with ISIS right now. Let Assad do what he needs to do
>7
Send federal troops to help Texas deal with the Mestizo Problem
>8
Accept it if all these things are happening at once otherwise veto. Higher wages for all White American workers.

Woops, forgot the second part of the first page:

Make a point that pollution is much greater than just greenhouse gases and push on reducing pollution that causes deforestation, and damage to the oceans. Create a crusade against all the feel good liberal bullshit about carbon emissions and create a total propaganda war in honor of nature, and against those that speak loudly and proudly about how much they care, only for them to act in complete disregard. Begin by executing people that take 4 pages of paper to write 8 questions.

>national socialist
>don't cut
>don't sign

Liberals put people first : )

Conservatives put money first : (

Summarily execute your VP before tee time

i think you're forgetting that niggers exist my friend

>use this weapon to attack israel
I would give them free uranium

>increase old aged poverty
[citation needed]

Yes.
A barren beauty Africa would be, but only if it were barren.

>no
>no

Veto: Rinos looted the Social Security fund and crooked Obama set bad precedent on suspending contributions (moving self-funded to gov't-funded).

Do not endorse. Pursue bilateral trade agreements with our significantly stronger negotiating position as customers. Get them to buy American products in return.

Political Party: Imperial.

Eliminate Social Security: Sign the bill. If people can't be trusted to manage their OWN finances, why should a massive, faceless bureaucracy be any more qualified? If people want their money managed by total strangers who don't give a damn about them, they're free to form collectives and arrange the details themselves without burdening the Empire.

Kyoto Treaty: do not endorse. The Empire isn't concerned with what "category" it is put into in the minds of fools and weaklings. If greenhouse emissions are so bad, we can regulate ourselves without signing every damn fool treaty some foreign diplomat dreams up.

Congo: No military action. The Imperial military is busy defending Imperial interests. The people of the Congo should form their own Imperial Military to defend their interests, or they should die. Either way, it's not our job to save every puppy in the pound, and throwing our best and brightest young men into combat for the sake of weaklings, fools, and cowards who can't even defend themselves is nothing short of casting pearls before swine.

Syria: No drone strikes. So long as ISIS stays in Syria, they are of no concern to the Empire. If the Assad regime is toppled, and the situation changes, we may change our policy to match the situation, but as of now, we won't violate Syrian sovereignty. Assad wants to deal with his own problems. Good for him.

Texas: We will regain our senses and align our Imperial immigration policy to match that of Texas, indeed, we will surpass them! Immigrants will only be deported ONCE, if they are ever apprehended again, they'll be put to death immediately and without trial.

Minimum wage: The economists are exactly right. No matter how much you raise the minimum wage, companies will simply increase the cost of their goods and services to offset their losses, thereby raising the cost of living and effectively decreasing the value of the dollar, rendering the worker's "raises" invalid.

The Democrats think Americans are too dumb to save (maybe true but fuck people that don't plan for retirement). It's the same reason that Demshits think affirmative action is legitimate because niggers can't be expected to act like humans and earn employment.

Democrats are the true racists. Shit I may have just convinced myself to vote Demshit.

Good luck on the test OP

I wonder what these teachers imagine their students will become when they are adults?

They make them eat shit because they are in a position to do so, yet expect no backlash from those very children?

>send pics to local news
>liberal bias and student forced political outing exposed
>??????
>Profit

>that last question
Stage a false flag nuclear attack on Israel then blame it on the Persians obviously

How many beaner executions broadcast on live television do you think we would need before the border becomes a literal ghost town?

Holy shit your professor is retarded. Those aren't even your options; those are both consequences of passing the bill. Jesus Christ I hope you're not actually paying for this education.

>Begin by executing people that take 4 pages of paper to write 8 questions
kek
11/10 for all responses

i don't know if i'm going insane or something but i'm getting a massive amount of deja vu reading this post
i swear to god i've read it in another thread
so i'm either making shit up/going insane or this is a jidf scripted thread

Texas has every right to keep not citizens out and higher min wage is autistic

Reminds me of a test question in my philosophy class:


“Explain how belief in race is like living in The Matrix.”

Not left-wing, that's fore sure. Gotta perpetuate political backwardness of the US.

>Primed questions with obvious answers

I would only feel slightly better if I found out that OP is a HS student.

Help Japan because good ally and good people
Fuck Israel stupid rat kikes

War with China: We will destroy them at whatever cost or we will pay the ultimate price in the attempt. It is for situations such as these that the Imperial Military shall fulfill it's noble purpose. The Chinese are an implacable enemy. We will not make the mistake of showing them mercy or hampering ourselves with any sense of restraint. Our victory must be total.

Iran: We will monitor this situation closely until Israel is nuked, and then we will nuke Iran in retaliation and declare an Imperial holiday in the aftermath.

also no white man would willingly accept help
accepting help is admitting you're either weak, dumb or worthless

Well these questions aren't one sided at all

I promise you I am not a kike and I have never saw this thread before in my life.

It’s like the first question talks for you, I would have never put that executive order in the first place, trick question indeed.

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stop memeing tell me if i'm going insane

>what is your politic ?

we only wanted to stop being flooded by immigrants damnit, oh and firearm freedom, and freedom of speech

That was a Hitler quote. I was going to answer every question with a Hitler quote but couldn't think of any that particularly fit the third question.

3. Pass

Coordinate the largest airstrike group in human history. Using US, Israel, Saudi forces. Destroy Iran. Profit.

You are perfectly fine go...guy..

This. 100% this.

i know it was
i just don't agree with it

fuck that it would be funny

>write Nazi and "kill the Jews" for every answer
>teacher says you can't do that
>ask why they're denying the Holocaust

Censure and seek local cooperation, as well as UN Sanctions and Investigations into human slavery, corruption, and other crimes of the ruling regime. We are already committing ground forces in many African countries since 2008.


Avoid interfering with targets inside the sovereign airspace of Syria.. The Russian/Syrian forces have been driving back ISIS and their funding has been cut off. In the last few weeks, ISIS/Islamic State lost their final stronghold cities and towns. DESH soldiers are giving up by the thousands, and the Saudis have stepped up their response to extremism in the region.

>1
Veto. Our debt is high enough.
>2
Don't endorse. Can't give our rivals an advantage.

>3
Stop aid and trade to the region but no military intervention. Maybe get Nigeria or Algeria or France to intervene instead.
>4
Offer to join Assad's side of the war and help him.

>5
Deport them all
>6
Veto. Recession is worse than not raising minimum wage.

>7
Tell China that NK firing on Nip ships in international waters will be seen as an act of war the next time they do it and let China handle it. Announce it to the world so next time NK does it, I have a valid cassus belli to fuck up NK without China being involved (because China said they wouldn't defend NK if NK started the war).
>8
Let Israel burn lol.

now listen here moshe
tell me right now whether i'm being mentally hacked by your russian bots

Party: National Socialist
Question 1:
Veto. We must support those who've dedicated a life of work to our country even if the policies of their generation have caused us economic difficulty today. Return the bill to Congress with instructions to eliminate entitlements for minorities instead.

Question 2:
Refuse to endorse the treaty. Europe can dig it's own grave alone.

Question 3:
Refuse to join a United Nations led coalition. Use diplomatic back channels to buy Congo gold at a discount so they can fund their war against the UN.

Question 4:
Form a coalition with Russia and Assad, kill the rebels and ISIS together.

Question 5:
Award the Governor of Texas the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross. Instruct him to deport all minorities regardless of paperwork.

Question 6:
Veto the bill. Return it to Congress with instructions to repeal the 13th amendment as many of these millions of workers are not even worth the current minimum wage.

Question 7:
Execute the (((economic advisers))) and instruct the generals to begin the draft. Call the bluff on their claim to nuclear weapons or the strength of this Korean-Chinese alliance and glass Pyongyang. Chinks BTFO.

Question 8:
Offer to sell them GPS targeting technology to make their Israeli-bound nuke more accurate.

ISIS is literally the CIA

1. Sign and encourage private alternatives.
2. Sign and enter into bilateral talks with China, Russia, and Iran to warm relations and work against Europe.
5. No military action because we're not the world police.
6. No drone strikes and relay the information to GRU so the Russians can wipe out ISIS.
7. Realize the Governor of Texas is right and rescind the executive action I wouldn't have signed in the first place.
8. Veto the law because holy shit, who honestly thinks it's a good idea to increase unemployment so baristas make more?
3. Sound the drums of war because it will help spur revitalization of the rust belt.
4. Renegotiate the terms of our alliance with Israel so they either have to pay us $20bn a year for military protection.

That is fair, and I understand. I also agree that people should be able to lift themselves up rather than expect, and especially not rely, on being given a living.

You are fake news

[SERIOUS ANSWER]

For every question, say:
>fund both sides
>neither confirm nor deny

>
>What is your political party?
National Socialist
>1
Veto. Obvious jewish ploy to funnel public money into the international banking system. Further I'd declare martial law and use the army to throw out jewish racketeers.

>2
Veto. Not because protecting the environment isn't important, but because America should never be beholden to any foreigner.

>3
No military action. Let the niggers be niggers in peace.

>4
Form an alliance with Based Bashar the Lion. Use nuclear weaponry to take out the Syrian rebels, ISIS and our (((allies in the middle east)))

>5
>my executive action to allow illegal immigrants the opportunity to gain legal status
>implying
I'd by that fine Texas gentleman a drink.

>6
Abolish the minimum wage

>7
How is this our problem? Wake me up when the gooks bomb Pearl Harbor.

>8
Supply the Iranians with whatever they need to put their money where their mouth is.

My feeling is that these questions are pigeonholling your answers because its ok to be original. Or more likely not....

>dig it's own grave

Resolve it in Court. Independent Centerist. Blah blah blah 50 words.

Taking a pass on 8. The problem isn't the wages, it's the money itself and human immorality given the opportunity to steal/be bribed. Ron Paul wrote a pretty good book about The Fed. PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOUR TEACHER WANTS.

>Explain your decision

fine

>with your party beliefs

what the fuck

1. Veto

2.sign

I don't care what any nut sas. Social security is the most American thing ever and this is coming from a republican

1. Sign, welfare isn't something we should want even if it's affordable; what we should want is citizens who can take care of themselves no matter what age.
Succeed in life and earn your easy old-age.

2. Oppose
>muh greenhouse gasses
China is the biggest offender of this in the world and the only one who matters, but (((outside interests))) always push the first world nations to act against it on themselves.

3. Fire my military advisers for being retarded enough to believe a draft would be necessary or constitutional. Fire my economic advisers for being Jews. Allow Japan to have its full military back so it can better protect itself without our interference.

4. >The CIA
CIA would be disbanded and most heads executed for high treason and conspiracy against American citizens. Any connected organizations would either immediately oblige the call to heel or go the same route.

5. Move the UN to Africa and drop out of the UN since they want to save it so badly. The US should be done feeding that retard while all it does is bitch we don't pay for it enough.
It is not our duty as a nation to wipe the ass of the world.

6. Fuck off, see above. It's not our business.

7. Executive orders and actions are unconstitutional, have the person/peoples who is/are making these requests to a state sentenced to death in a federal court for treason and conspiracy to harbor fugitives.

8. States regulate minimum wage, veto.

>US Imperialism is at fault for the North Korean Syrian situation
Norks were the aggressors faggot, stop trying to excuse the Korean commies because the USA has had a disastrous foreign policy history

You get Saudis to list their national oil company on NYC Exchanges, which DESTROYS the Petro-Yuan before it begins, and then you step off the plane and they treat you BETTER than Royalty because you can crash their economy overnight. $1 Trillion in trade deals and they sanction North Korea. Nuclear missile capability was compromised in the recent "accident" with 200 scientists.

Saudi Arabia and Israel are trying to normalize relations. UAE has bowed to Saudi initiatives. Hezbollah is under attack, and any viable nuclear technology they produce is likely to have an "accident".

Just write as an answer to each question - 'I will do whatever a leftist swine will order me to do, otherwise she will do everything she can to destroy my life, as leftist swines historically always did when someone didn't tow the line'

Norks sought a peace treaty several times and got denied. They also offered to end their nuclear program in exchange for US no longer flying B-52's with nukes right on their border and got denied too.

Same shit in Afghanistan.

lies, they demanded more gibs me dats while pointing artillery at seoul

fuck off commie kike

write in do a barrel roll.

youtube.com/watch?v=wIkJvY96i8w

My party affiliation can best be described as "Autolabor Imperialism". Basically, this ideology wishes to conquer the world and automate every possible task to create what will ultimately be a land of plenty for all. I will answer the questions in turn.

1st question....

Veto. I ultimately plan to create an autolabor based society. Social Security would be expanded under such a system anyway.

2nd question...
I do not sign the treaty. If we are going to automate society, massive industry is needed and must not be hampered.

Ignore UN. Make deal with warlords to switch their mining focus to rare earths in exchange for full support of the US in international matters. Round up the refugees and deliver them to our new DRC allies to use as slaves. The rare earths they mine will help feed our industrial development.

Change relations with Assad- announce goal to align with Syria and Russia and pull all funding from Syrian "freedom fighters". Agree to strike rebel positions if Assad also lets us strike ISIS.

Erroneous premise- I would never issue such an executive action. I would welcome Texas' assistance in removing deportable aliens that are taking up jobs that should be done by robots.

I actually support the minimum wage increase. Higher unemployment is no problem, my goal is maximum unemployment anyway- with as many jobs as possible being done by robots. High wages induce businesses to pursue automation. Just as planned.

Launch joint initiative with Japan to produce automated AI mecha and use them to invade N. Korea. Use tactical nuclear bombardment via hypersonic missiles to eliminate N. Korean missile and air bases to prevent first strike capability. Invade with giant robots who are immune to radiation.

Then as to the second question...

Nuke Israel.

You won't do shit unless the Israel orders you to.
Now be a good servant to corporations and suck some circumcised dick.

>Norks sought a peace treaty several times and got denied

they don't get to have a peace treaty, fuck you
Korea should be unified under Seoul, North Korea is an illegitimate government

>the media is totally telling the truth
lul at this guy

theintercept.com/2017/08/25/north-korea-keeps-saying-it-might-give-up-its-nuclear-weapons-but-most-news-outlets-wont-tell-you-that/