What are your special features Sup Forums?

What are your special features Sup Forums?

It gets bigger when I pull it

I masturbate by pressing down hard and thrusting my hands sligthly above my vulva, with no penetration or clit rubbing needed.

My long eyelashes
I would look like pic related but i'm not indian though

But hey, at least my waifu loves them a lot, she's a bit jealous about it!

I am deadly accurate with a loli within 10 meters.

I can bake really good scones.

How does that even count as masturbation?

I have a birth mark/freckle on the left side of my penis...
*True story*

Pic related

I come and orgasm.

LONDON

i got webbed toes

I have a PhD and a tulpa
And I guess I have a good signing voice

Sometimes I tear the skin.

Removable glasses. I can hold my breath for half a minute too.

Well, my daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using somebody else's mouth

I have natural charisma that makes people like me without a clear reason. Or you could just say that I'm a handsome fella.

Boyfriends leave me alone for being depressed.
it's a special power really, it never fails to work.

It's definitely because you're a fat dumbIr IandwhaIe with shit taste in anime. Being depressed is part of you being such an insufferable whore.

God i want to destroy Hakase's little pooper.

Could you show me?

People tell me that I don't give a shit in the good way (whatever that means) and that I don't look repulsive.

Nah, Sup Forums neet from Sup Forums.
also i'm a male.

...

Oh. I feel bad now.
I'm gay, stop

>it's another 'use an anime image to start a /soc/ thread' episode

>I'm gay, stop
So now gays have a free pass to bully whoever they want?
NO! UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! BULLYING IS NOT ALLOWED!

>wide hips
>the ability to have an ear-grating voice at will
>people have said that I have nice eyes
>I'm a man

Radical honesty. Otherwise known as saying the wrong thing at the wrong time but I just call it redpilling

That sounds extremely painful.

it's fine user, i still love you.

I haven't kissed a girl im not related to in 7+ years. I'm sure someone on Sup Forums has done better though

last time a girl kissed me was by force, i'm gay so i didn't want none of that shit.

Yeah. I haven't kissed a girl at all. I'm better, alright.

I'd be right happy to

The only time that I've been kissed by a girl was when I was attacked by a landwhale in the 6th grade.

Never again.

But mom
I am sorry. fuck I am a bad person

You've kissed a girl you're not related to before? Get the fuck out of Sup Forums you disgusting normalfag.

Maybe he was raped like

you're not. just don't be so rude in general, okay?
*huggu*

Please don't start with the ERP.

Got it.

Why are gays the lowest quality posters on Sup Forums?

Thanks to spinal curvature that was never quiiiiiiite severe enough for medical correction, I can look nearly 270 degrees over my right shoulder and easily touch every spot on my back. (The trade-off is that I can barely look over my left shoulder at all.)

Also, I can store multiple roll cakes in a specially-designed gastric compartment.

"I'm not a robot"

That's why cousins are a thing.

No one's ERPing, user, do you even know what that stands for?

thanks