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>Facebook has just opened a new program requesting all users to send nude photos
>Each nude photo will be viewed by "trained Facebook specialists", not machines, so that if any revenge porn of the person gets uploaded to Facebook, the staff will use a "digital fingerprint" of the nude photos to quickly remove the revenge porn
>Said photos will them be kept in Facebook's files for an undisclosed amount of time.
Holy fuck. Is this South Park? Can Facebook do that?
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How do I apply for this job?
If anyone is retarded enough to send Zucc their nudes they deserve whatever consequences they get.
Well a customer service employee apparently deleted Trump's twitter so maybe look for janitorial positions?
2017 - facebook deems itself the human patent office.
100% guarantee that within 3 years the whole set of nudes will be up on a torrent.
>Any nude photo is prone to being hacked so you should send us them first so we can quickly delete any that spread through Facebook first, even ones you don't know about
That's literally their fucking argument lol
I'm fine with this
>make a few million dollars with crypto and retire from shitty facebook job
>last day coming
>take all photos and put them on a hard drive before retiring in foreign country
>anonymously leak them all as a torrent 2 years later
>no way to prove it was me
Rare,
>mfw retarded normies will actually go through with this
Going deeper into stupid.
There ought to be a word for going deeper, intentionally, into stupid.
Perhaps a permafool?
Hmmm. Not satisfied with that.
Maybe Facebook Stupid?
That was Twitter
Snapchat, iCloud, Redclouds BB, so Facebook is the next big torrent of disgusting amateur pictures?
Rare af
i got out of bed to save this flag on my desktop, i have never seen you before
>Source is Tuck "The Cuck" Carlson
Yeah no
It's an Island off the coast of Newfoundland. I can't imagine it's that rare.
>2012+5
>still having a facebook
why are you posting pictures of chinks? fuck outta here
This honest to God doesn't sound at all real, I was absolutely shocked when I saw an actual Fox News report in the OP.
God fucking damn do we need another world war to knock us all back a few centuries.
>someone posts your nudes on Sup Forums
>now zuckerberg has your nudes too
Fat SJWs who will never actually get a dude who speaks English.
Extremely rare
I have a facebook and a twitter, not with my real name and only for entertainment purposes.
>saucefags are so widespread that even Facebook is run by them
I told you cunts that they're the real cancer.
They're already on Kikebook, doesn't seem that much worse.
nice
I'd bomb Pearl Harbor for a piece of that.
What kind of internet speeds do you get out there?
>Giant database of nude pics
>Stock worth trillions.
To be fair, she has great tits for a chink.
I have a 250MB connection. This isn't the 3rd world.
sauce on this girl? this is the sexiest photot ive ever seen.
That's a neat VPN you got there
Cutting directly to the incredibly gullible demographic.
Probably makes good business sense, as anyone who does this will likely do ANYTHING you ask.
They get put on a list of "fools born at every minute"
Makes perfect sense.
Does one get a private office for this job?
Then shouldn't Facebook staff also have to submit their nudes to FB users? Just following their logic.
Thanks user, I totally don't live on an Island off the coast of Canada.
My platform doesn't tell me your flag ID. Who tf are you, and are aliens real. My search for flags on islands off Newfoundland gave me nothing and it hurts not to know.
The fuck do you need a 250mb connection for?
2 years, max.
Yeah there's even free socks by the door for you to hang every few hours.
A FUCKING BOAT
If it's a skinny chink with big tits, it's good enough for Sup Forums. Anything less is a no good by chink standards.
>666
ahahah
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St. Pierre and Miquelon. It's a French territory but I'm Canadian and live here.
Impressing people on Sup Forums with my download speeds. Also, it's pretty much the same price as a 100MB connection, so why not. My kids stream stuff on their tablets and I like to have enough bandwidth that it doesn't bother me.
Tu fais quoi comme travail
it was new to me and i have a decent flag collection
Fucking tnx sir. I shall learn of your adopted people now you freakish leaf.
Le rare xD
lol. To be honest 25mb is perfectly fine for like 5 devices...
I don't speak French, sorry user. I could run it through google translate if you'd like.
I've seen it several times before, I'm surprised you haven't
Not if your family is incapable of setting quality to less than 4k if their screens are only 720p.
>they never listen.
THE FUCKING KIKES KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Well shit
So I ran it through Google Translate. I actually work for the Canadian government, in a menial uniformed sort of way.
The entire idea is to make sure people can't upload porn of you on FACEBOOK. Just facebook.
So you risk Facebook releasing the pictures.
And you still can't stop them from being posted anywhere other than facebook.
Absolutely retarded.
OP chick has fake boobs, you can see the scars
Damn that is a rare ass flag.
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I have seen a licence plate of this place just once
You must live in Maine
The creepy fingers
fpbs for rarity
op i either need moar or a sauce
Well you just fucked yourself
More of that pic plz
R A R E
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How's the weather out there? I'm from Maine myself. Worth a visit? If so, where should I go as a tourist?
RARE
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Not really, unless you like barren cliffs and rocky beaches.
So, basically Maine: The Island Musical?
You think people fucking care?
I'm 45 years old and I used to work for a camera film processor business. In the old days, people would take pictures on camera film rolls then take them to a film processor. The pics would then be put on celluloid.
We would get fuckloads of pornographic pictures. We were supposed to refuse processing them. We did refuse but only after making copies for ourselves. We had huge photo books of amateur porn.
Back to your post boy
Pretty much, but with a lot more French.
It's the weekend, I'm senior enough I'm off Saturday and Sunday.
INCREDIBLY rare
what flags that
St. Pierre and Michelob Ultra
...
Let's say, fuck it: I want to check the place out. Better to fly to the island, or better to fly somewhere else nearby and ferry there?
Legitimately curious to see the place for myself, I feel like I'd be pretty at home there.
Hey user
I have a picture of your house
Pic very related
You can fly here no problem at all, there is air service. Personally, I'd fly in to St. Johns, drive around and see the sights of, take the ferry over and visit for a bit, then go back to St. Johns for the flight home. Do yourself a favor and wait for the summer.
>yfw a tiny little island is all that's left of the French colonial empire in North America
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking when they agreed to the Louisiana purchase?
I normally don't like islands but
this seems /comfy/
Fair enough, thanks for the advice, user.
Come to Maine some time, I'll buy you a Shipyard and something from Nosh.
Is there much to do over there? I've been to fogo for a day and the place was pretty barren, some nice views though
>requests
that's a bit of a strong word, user.
the system being available for use doesn't mean facebook is explicitly asking everyone to send them nudes.
then again, if the part where it's a human processing the photos is real and you guys really want to troll facebook, then everyone uploading 100 dick pics each to the system seems like the way to go.
Not really. Pretty dead, and I'm originally from Saskatchewan, so I know all about boring places.
time to meme sluts into publishing pics of them gobbling knob?
s u c c for z u c c
R A R E
Are you on the Territorial Council?
No, why would I be?
nice flag
>not having gigabit internet
Pleb
>wait 2 years
then the torrent will only have pictures 2 years or older and it wont take much effort to realize this
doesn't matter if you're in a country that doesn't have extradition treaties with the cunts coming after you
Don't put them all there genius.
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>quit after someone you hate has quit
>delete all images after the day they quit before you release it
potential
i've never taken nude photos of myself or anyone else
i'm a man though and understand that women are usually retarded and will submit to scumbags, while men are either degenerate scumbags or realize that taking nude photos of women is untermensch behavior, that you should enjoy a woman's body in the present and make her realize that inside the boundariies of marriage