Why do Americans play this shitty drinking game?

Why do Americans play this shitty drinking game?
Are they all complete faggots?

Why do Americans play this shitty drinking game?
Because their beer is like 1% alcohol, it' a game for children to play at school camp.

Are they all complete faggots?
yep. super-jealous ones.

>tfw you realize bongs don’t play beer pong because it’s haram

>how do I greentext

yeah screw use cunce yall's'dve can read it.

>t. faggots who think they know anything about beer

Don't forget how when they do they almost always wear baseball caps backwards, call each other "bro" and use retarded surfer lingo.

It's just a game to enjoy at a party calm down. No need to get so offended over drinking. Loser

>beer is like 1% alcohol
how can that be???

beer pong is okay
pretty dumb but a good way to get drunk
and drunk usually means easy pussy you faggot, so stop knocking it and try it out

1/4 people have herpes 4 people per game of doubles beerpong really gets the noggin joggin also if you dont play with watercups and just take sips from the beer you have you are degenerate pouring all the cups people have had their mouths over into one cup and making the opposite team drink it is just filthy

We drink for fun, not to drown our sorrows ya limey bastard

Doesn't Sharia forbid alcohol? Why do you care mohammad?

Flunky-Ball is way better.
Dunno if it's known outside Germany, but we play it a lot at Festivals.

>2 Teams, everyone got a beer, bottle in the middle of the playfield
>both teams take turns trying to hit the bottle in the middle
>if they do, they may drink of their beer until the opposing team has gotten the bottle back to where is stood
>first team to empty their beer wins.

Unironically true

I'm drinking XXXX right now I'm basically australia's version of the untouchable caste.

How's londinastan this time of year you buck toothed, cockney pile of shit? Over here we play drinking games instead of reaching to the right and wanking off our mates over tea.

See I can stereotype too except make it funny at the same time.

God save the queen.

your beer tastes exactly the same you fucking abo

ours is 4.5% alcohol and goes down like water, just like yours

fun game

what do you play? get drunk and finger each other during soccer matches?

We play it because it's haram.
Not like you'd know shit about that, you snaggletooth inbreed retard.

>Why do Americans play this shitty drinking game?
Idk
>Are they all complete faggots?
Yeh

hoegaarden did a really nice dark beer that was 9% or some bullshit.

but yes. you are correct.

>XXXX
Hahaha, you truly proven you don't know shit about beer and probably don't have tastebuds. XXXX is aussie piss with a metallic taste of weeds

Britains main drinking game is to get drunk before hand, and then have a competition to see who can stay drunk for the rest of their lives.

>Because their beer is like 1% alcohol
>He still falls for the mass/volume meme

Emu education, everyone.

I play beer bong, its more fun

COMPLETELY OBSESSED

It's a way to have some fun competition while still getting drunk.

Yes it's stupid. Do I really have to say this?

what do you throw at the bottle?

>college red cup drinking games still virgin lol stifler amirite?? Lmao!!! xD
Stopped reading right there

plenty of americans play that game too. most of them are niggers

real question though... are brits the niggers of europe?

my VB says it's 4.9% but if I want to get drunk fast I will have a glass of whiskey at the same time

>mfw my brit friend calls Beer Pong "Trolly Jollies"

Someone is clearly shit at Beer Pong.

I’ve never played beer pong.

The only drinking game people play around here is rage cage, which is actually rather fun.