>still cash flow negative
>needs taxpayer welfare to survive
>dozens of problems and complaints with current cars
>already shilling new products to just get investor money
I agree electric cars, and self driving cars, are the way of the future, but this just seems like one big scam company to me. Just preying off of people's love for Elon Musk and futuristic science stuff.
Is Tesla a fucking meme brand or what?
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How does he get taxpayer money?
It's a meme company just like Apple. No sane forwarding agency will ever buy one of those piece of shit trucks.
I think Walmart or Amazon already has like a 2 trillion dollar order for a few.
Look, it's the anti Musk shillforce again...
Maybe this is ZUCC trying to get rid of his BRAINIAC enemy
ZUCC can't stand competition, because he is a brainlet, and Muscc put him on his place multiple times on twitter, and even blowed ZUCC satellite on purpose for Zucc being a little fag cuck
How is it a scam if he has actual products that work?
LET IT BE KNOWN.
ZUCC IS TRYING TO RUIN MUSCC NAME.
>It's a meme company just like Apple.
This. Apple's dominance is waning. They haven't innovated the marketplace for years. In another 5 years, Tesla will be irrelevant.
I have friends who are huge Tesla fanboys and I don't get it. The govt has to subsidize the cars so people can afford them and even then they're not cheap. Can't take cross country trips in them. And Elon Musk is a fag who needs to stick to rockets
It gets better
>Hyperloop™®©
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Because of the gay ass global warming propaganda.
Anything that has the possibility of saving the environment gets grant research and tax breaks.
Nevermind the fact it waste countless non-renewable resources to make.
zucc literally has no comprehension of science he just pays people to do shit for him and then either steals the IP's or forces them to credit him through his company
Walmart pre-ordered 15. That's it.
Tesla is running on hype.
Musk doesn't care it's it's profitable. He is a shitty CEO for investors. Tesla is worth half what it is at now.
Earth is flat holmes
They ruined Teslas good name fuck that faggot.
And the company exists because of the fucking global warming lie. We've got enough coal for a thousand years, no need to rush to clean energy shit now. All the going green shit and recycling is a big moneygrab scheme anyways
Tesla is a bad company because they stole a great man's name and make nothing great.
>0-60 in 5 seconds
how do we get Muslims one of these?
Yes, he literally jewed his way forward, even the movie showed so. Zucc is literally a meme faggot.
No don’t!
You forgot
>capitalize on 100 year old inventions of an inventor who wanted to bring it freely to all of us.
Do you use a meme flag to cover up the fact that you're a gook working for Toyota?
>Ford/GM/Toyota/Nissan/Fiat public relations team detected
YEP
Yeah.
FUCK I hate when you type Tesla into Google only these nigger tier cars show up. I hope he has AIDS.
because they're unaffordable as fuck
if you're gonna mark it as the gasoline killer then sell it to prices similar to cars that run on gasoline, not four to eight times more.
you're betting off saving the extra $50k for a house or something
Research and Tech is the only reason why the economy grows. Everything else is people lying to you. If anything research, tech, science, is the only thing that the government should spend tax money.
This. How is it even legal to take a great man and attach him to your company like this? Its borderline slander.
Yes , stop making this thread every day
Due to the nature of manufacturing batteries and electronic components electric cars do not reduce net total pollution in any significant way not to mention the fact that they are most likely powered by the fossil jew from a coal burning powerplant, same applies to solar panels which need exotic materials that have to be dug up in Africa by some child slave owning nigger warlords.
Don't worry. He's ripping off muslims.
Yes it's a meme brand, entire valuation relies on nothing but hype, it's the last stand of american automobile industry before being pounded into irrelevance by europeans and east asians.
However it could works but Musk would have to totally destroy Ford and GM at home + conquer big marketshares in Europe, basically pulling what Apple did with phones but with cars.
Yeah it is, wouldn't not being a meme brand mean they've made something useful or popular... which they haven't done
Ooh look it's two poop dicks defending electric nigger cars with the same shitty ad hominem.
>you criticizing MUH golf carts
>you must work for the real car companies
FUCK off
Triple doubles! Fug
Every Teslafag/muskdrone ever
Tesla is a meme, just like apple, only far less profitable.
Look to real EVs, like the Chevy Bolt or Nissan Leaf.
Bad for investors good for innovating. Nobody else tries to do new things. At least Elon does
I'm not defending anything here, I just call out meme flags, you obese degenerate. Eat less so your brain can function properly again.
Except for hype and leddit circle jerking Tesla has nothing that the big 3 don't have. Hey guys out car is fastest it only destroys the battery a little bit...
Clean energy subsidies. Paid for by taxpayers.
space x is another fucking con.
we can reuse our rockets and boosters...
wow, no one ever thought of that before.
except now, it caries extra fuel + rocket motors + guidance equipment up with it. retarded.
>Nobody else tries to do new things.
WRONG
Very false statement, tons of other companies, Mercedes for one, are ways ahead of tesla in electric trucking scene
coal is inefficient fuck face, that's why we're moving away from it, not because of any green bullshit
Hyperloop bonds/loans, probably solar research grants and transportation research grants, space-x probably gets research grants, but they're definitely getting money to take stuff to ISS now
Musk is a conman. For some reason people keep falling for his shit. I'd be willing to wager he has some kike in him somewhere.
>that's why we're moving away from it, not because of any green bullshit
Yeah goy, green energy is the way to go! Now go pay obscene amounts of money for my corporation's green initiatives while I double down my production efforts in China and India, where coal plants will fucking quadruple in the following years
...
you're an idiot
Aw shit, here's this thread again. Who's paying people to keep posting this shit?
Pretty sure Tesla manufactures energy weapons and produces cars as their visible portion...
>be me in auditing class in accy masters program in college
>have to perform a yearly audit of any company thats publicly traded of our choosing
>im thinking one thats less complex and easier
>liberal bitch wants to audit tesla
>fuckno.jpg
>"its what companies should strive to be like, GREEN"
>find out the company only survives through corporate welfare and tax payer money
>she still thinks tesla is the future of corporations by turning the whole company green
>doesnt think anything of the corporate welfare
Great argument. Can i still this and use it on reddit?
Electric vehicles are a meme
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Steam powered vehicles are the future
Unless it is a fucking wind turbine most of the "green" power sources cause environmental damage (dams) or the manufacturing process caused the same emissions as a regular powerplant working for x years. Liquid thorium salt and fusion reactors are the only hope of getting rid of the fossil jew.
ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG: ZUCCFAGS ARE HERE
>ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG: ZUCCFAGS ARE HERE
ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG: ZUCCFAGS ARE HERE
>ACHTUNG, ACHTUNG: ZUCCFAGS ARE HERE
>He said it as he was cuming on Elon pic
>I'm not defending anything here, I just call out meme flags, you obese degenerate. Eat less so your brain can function properly again.
Ahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhahaa muhaMAD I guess.
I'm reporting you to momma Merkel you anti Islamic fuck
check out /o/, everyone doesn't even know when the new roadster comes out but bunch of people just deposit their money like that without signing agreement etc, tesla is like a ponzi scheme.
No one shills for that CIA plant, I also doubt he is human.
>buy tesla
>friends make fun of you
>disable wheel speed sensor
>go do hektic skid for your friends to prove tesla isnt a cuckmobile
>car suddenly stops mid way through
>tablet locks down
>big warning comes up "Tesla© has detected intentional deactivation of traction control and excessive loss of control via GPS, automatically transporting to authorized Tesla© service center"
>everybody laughs as your car drives away
>get half way to tesla service center
>battery dies
>automatically calls a tow truck and charges it to your paypal account the tow fee
the future
>Just preying off of people's love for Elon Musk and futuristic science stuff.
>Is Tesla a fucking meme brand or what?
without branding you get the Chevy bolt
the Chevy bolt is a great car, and better than nearly ever other electric car that has come before it but they are sitting on lots
meanwhile there's a year-long waiting list for the Tesla Model 3
>wow, no one ever thought of that before
It's a lot easier to think of something than to implement it you stupid toilet cleaner
fuck the cars. I'm hyped for the battery tech that comes out of this. also impeach musk
>Can't take cross-country trips in them
Aren't there supercharger stations all over the US?
REMEMBER, THE ZUCC WANTS TO PRESIDENT ON 2020, HE EVEN MARRIED THE CHINK
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JEWS WANT TO OWN THE NEXT "STEVE JOBS", AND NOW THEY WANT TO DESTROY MUSCC AND REPLACE HIM WITH THE ZUCC
yes. Musk is just a very good talker. He's very good at convincing government retards to give him sheckles
>China: erry car electric car, nao
>Tesla: Here, have the only reliable electric semi in the world.
do they even have a single tesla in Latvia?
Im kinda shocked youre even on here right now, even proxy servers require electricity.
>Is Tesla a fucking meme brand or what?
yes. their production numbers of model3 were a fraction of expected numbers in q3 (250 vs 1630) and the goal of 5000 cars/week at end of the year is clearly far away.
$7500 tax credit for buying an electric car.
Some people promise that electric trucks are cheaper to run (perhaps because of subsidies).
wow, good reply. reeli mayde mi fink. thanks reddit
Tesla directors are selling their stock
Telsa batteries contain 63kg of lithium this means you could make 403,809,523 before the entire earths supply of lithium is gone.
>Not knowing this is how you expand and invent new technologies.
>Not knowing the worlds first GPS systems caused deaths and were plagued with problems for years.
>Not knowing the first wireless data transmission systems cause frequent fires and had a horrible capacity.
>Not knowing that the first TV's literally shot high doses of a wide spectrum of radiation at you and were horribly inefficient.
>Not knowing how technology is introduced and expanded while markets reshape and the technology improves.
In 10 years there will be fleets of these crossing the trans siberian highway delivering goods from asia to the US for a fraction of sea based freight costs.
>Musk is a good talker
Have you ever listened to him? Makes the average Sup Forums sperg look like a master of rhetoric.
>others aren't trying new things while Musk is yanking old tech out of the 1910s with 2017 taxpayer's money
Heh
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its just gone right over your head hasnt it you dog raping retard?
well done
Yeah, sadly we do - autistic soyboys are an international plague in the whole world
On a side note, we have the top 5 fastest internet in the world, can't say the same about the tolerant and vibrant trudaeu principality
>Have an electric car
>Generate electricity for it from fossil fuel
>mfw
Apple has more cash on hand than the US government. Try again
Meanwhile Tesla is one of the only company where black employees are routinely called niggers.
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Musk literally runs a slave farm over at tesla and spacex, given the few accounts of employees speaking out, lmao
Same thing happened to me, except it was a group of bitches.
Why are bitches so dumb?
>future of corporations is living off corporate welfare
But the hyperloop is a fucking meme.
Apple is sitting on $260 billion in cash. Tesla is not like Apple.
Nice
Yes goy Tesla is based and /yourguy/.
You don’t have any proof of that
Leave her alone, you
Opportunity costs on investing the cash over the equivalent lifecycle time of the car also yields better results too.
Range anxiety not included.
Apple could literally do nothing and survive for 100 years.
nah senpai, tons of it, daimler and mercedes has had working electric semis working for around a year now
Tesla will likely do what Apple did. Have the first smart phone that works for an okay price. Model 3, be 90% of the electric car market for 4-7 years and then drop to about 15-25% of the market which in cars is still 100s of billions
John Galt, scion of industry, rose to prominence siphoning the till at an online garage sale.
Ford had already made a nuclear powered car.
It was so scary to drive that the people that were testing the car were too scared to drive it.
It wasn't because it was nuclear powered either.
>post insensitive truth memes on 4ch
>"car" veers off a cliff
Liberalism implies being free to say mean things.
Until they can find a way to make batteries hold more charge and longer, and electricity can be cheaply produced, Teslas are a meme and not viable. Not even as some tax deduction as it would take years for it to pay off (as far as tax deduction goes), because you go on the negative once you factor in maintenance and repairs throughout the lifetime of that meme vehicle. They don't even last that long, compared to traditional (mostly mechanical) and even the modern (mix of mechanical and computer) combustion cars.