We wuz inventors n shieet

we wuz inventors n shieet

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>powers a lightbulb for 6 hours
so they made a giant, complex AAA battery out of piss?

is that fucking real? can i start peeing in a jar and never pay for electricity again? whats with the sass -- poor people invent for the poors

> single litre of urine
> tank of propane
At least it ain't a clock [bomb]

What is that tank holding?

Yes they are
This

Why are they using R-22 refrigerant?
Don't they know that is an OZ depleting refrigerant and is being phased out?

Fucking Africans always ruining the world in terms of progress.
Fucking niggers can't do shit right.
Global warming is an African conspiracy.

that's like putting together a model airplane and saying you're a mechanic/builder

>6 hours of electricity

the fuck does that even mean?

Something smells funny about this.

>Propane
>Clearly a refrigant gas labeled R-22

An HCFC called R-22. It contains chlorine gas and is OZ depleting.


>Putting urine in a tank designed for gas

>6 hours of electricity
I didn't know 'electricity' was measured in units of time. Maybe I should turn in my BEng if I don't know even the simplest shit

Brainlets please leave

>posting memes about 5 year old news stories

nbcnews.com/technology/african-girls-pee-powered-generator-raises-questions-1c6956099

ofc no, pure bullshit.

Yeah my bad. It's worse than propane..

The outlet will stay on for 6 hours, what's so hard to understand?

This

>the real significance and motivation behind the project may have been lost by those trying to sell it as an advance in sustainable energy. In the TVC in the Streets documentary, Duro-Aina explained that her main motivation for the project was hearing about an increase in carbon monoxide deaths from fossil-fuel powered generators put into use due to a failing Nigerian energy grid and wanting to “make a generator that won’t release carbon monoxide.”

>In that respect, the girls’ invention was an unqualified success. Using secondhand or other easy-to-find parts, these high school students were able to build a device that separated hydrogen gas from urine, to create a system to purify and store that gas, and to convert a traditional generator into one that worked with that hydrogen gas.

the point was to make a generator that didnt release toxic gas, its not a pee generator

that's kinda cool
piss jug phone chargers when?

>The outlet will stay on for 6 hours, what's so hard to understand?
>outlet
>on
Define both of those words

so what the kwh? gonna be pretty low i'm guessing

Kek, are you challenged?
The outlet is what you stick the plug into, and on means electricity will come out

It's nigger technology so basically nothing.

what is a kw/h

hmm, will it work with my cum bottles aswell? I knew I was right in keeping that around

>the fuck does that even mean?
It means the libtard nigger-worshiper who wrote the article has no fucking clue what an amp-hour is.

It's a fucking kilowatt per hour you stupid fucking leaf.

that's not a measure of time, its a measure of output over time.

You can power a lightbulb with a potato

>what is voltage
>what is current
leaf is right
leaf is correct

>The outlet is what you stick the plug into
Okay
>electricity will come out
electricity does not 'come out' electricity flows, at a rate of current and with an electrical potential difference.

A unit of measure wholly distinct from a unit of time

You're so fucking clueless about electricity that you don't even understand when someone is making fun of your ignorance.
Retard, he is asking you for voltage and current specs. "On" is a meaningless fucking term. If your wall outlet is putting out one tenth of its normal voltage amplitude and can't supply more than half a microamp, is it still "on"?

they don't understand watt-hours home boy

>retards not doing the bare amount of research

snopes.com/urine-into-electricity/ jesus christ you guys

>Don't they know that is an OZ depleting refrigerant and is being phased out?
They're apes. Think about what you're asking lel

>those she-boons
>girls

And you crackas say we dont invent shit

Oh, literal user!

Doesn't really matter does it, when no one actually have access water.

>Whole tribe has to band together to barely fill up a small container with piss to power up a lightbulb for .6 seconds

killowat hours refers to working hours at 1 kilowatt load
not kilowatts per hour

>The urine alone is not generating the electricity, and the device uses more energy than it produces.
This is so typical for nigger "inventions". Like that fucking hydrogen generator that uses more energy than it generates.

>piss in jug
>plug hadron collider into outlet
>it will run for 6 hours
Are you Australian?

These nigs are as smart as all of us we just don't wanna admit it. Go dumpster diving and make a piss battery and post it here or you are stupider than macgyver nigs

Hilarious watching the libtards in this thread contort themselves into pretzels trying to suck the cocks of these useless niggers in the article.

Nigga, have you never seen Jeopardy?

Holy fuck, those are girls?

>6 hours of electricity
>this is a unit of measurement
6 HOURS OF ELECTRICITY POWERING WHAT?!

>little girls invent a new kind of generator for a science fair project
>OH WOW IT DOESNT ACTUALLY GENERATE ELECTRICITY? HURR DURR NIGNOGS ETC

do you know how stupid you sound?

That's amp hours you fucking troglodyte.

>a new kind of generator
sticking your dick in a goat isn't a new kind of generator, mohammed

>Go dumpster diving and make a piss battery
I've made a better battery. Since you're clearly willing to believe anything you read, my battery provides 10000 amp-hours at 500 volts, but your sister has to suck my dick to make it work.

Moochelle or Michael?, or mike, is that you?

So it produces 6 kw/h. Amazing! Why don't we have this?

If it doesn't generate net fucking energy why invent it?

Niggers are literally only capable of cargo cults, not real inventions. I could right now make a fucking stirling engine and probably get it to power some fucking garbage in my home, but I wouldn't fucking advertise it as some alternative energy source.

Yeah like Michelle Obongo is a 'she'.

>what is a kw/h

A what?

I know what a kWh is.
But kw/h sound plain retarded.

Do you know how stupid YOU sound believing this bullshit?

...

i can attach an electromagnet around the ring of the asshole and i can have a magnet tied to my dick, so actually, it can be

>the outlet will stay on for 6 hours
did you mean
>the soyboy will stay triggered for 6 hours

>kw/h
You're cracking me up.

I can see their battery lighting up a bulb dipshit. Go macgyver me a battery that runs on piss out of trash. I'll be patient

The real question is, is the cost of materials and fuel (aside from urine) cost effective

Kilowatt times hours, not kilowatt per hour.
kWh not kW/h

Watermelons, obviously.

>6 hours of electricity
This doesn't tell anything. But I won't deny that making urine into electricity isn't kind of impressive.

No you can't. You see a lightbulb lit up, and a bottle of piss in the vicinity. Without a schematic or some explanation of HOW they built that thing, we don't know what it's actually doing, if anything

This

I'm so embarrassed right now.

>invent a new kind of generator

Fairly sure it's just an osmotic generator
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmotic_power

You're welcome user. I do my best.

>I can see their battery lighting up a bulb dipshit.
Really? Did you see a person travel back in time on Doctor Who, too?
When you develop past intellectual infancy, you will realize that sometimes claims are fake and pictures are photoshopped.

If true then robots on /r9k/ are the nikola Tesla of piss.

are you saying it isn't real? its a fucking proof-of-concept invented by little girls in a shithole town in africa. it's not even meant to generate electricity. they wanted to make something to separate the hydrogen from urine, making a safer generator.

but no, im the idiot somehow for doing the minimum amount of research. you all just looked at the photo and posted the very first thing in your heads. i actually read up on it because that seemed ridiculous. now i know what they actually did, while you guys literally believe they made a pee generator. but im the idiot.

How much urine?

How the fuck does kw/h turn into kw*h?

>are you saying it isn't real?
Can you even read you shitskin? What is the point of this """"""""generator"""""?

>let's make them famous

This type of attitude inherently admits the inferiority of black children, whom apparently need to be 'made famous' by white liberals that have so graciously taken up the white man's burden.

This. When you see a picture of an organutan spearfishing or something, you don't worry about the depleting fish population, you are just amazed such a stupid creature managed to learn something relatively clever.

>Fairly sure it's just an osmotic generator
Really? I got the impression from the picture that they are extracting a flammable fuel from urine fermentation and are feeding that gas into the generator on the left.
Either way, they are using old, old techniques and claiming to have "invented" it.

>provides 6 hours of electricity
How much is an hour of electricity?

I can't wait to see the huge piss factories of africans all lined up. Considering they ll have to walk 25 miles to get a fucking bucket of water this might not solve their real problems.

imagine being this bitter that you cant accept other peoples accomplishments.

>Using secondhand or other easy-to-find parts, these high school students were able to build a device that separated hydrogen gas from urine, to create a system to purify and store that gas, and to convert a traditional generator into one that worked with that hydrogen gas.

>bitter
Imagine being this gullible that you don't criticize anything you see

1/6 of a liter, dumbass.

Italy BTFO

You're so fucking stupid and uneducated it boggles the mind. We have been able to extract countless chemicals from urine for a long time now.
The fact of the matter is that the only reason you're so hard over this "invention" is you think niggers did it and you're trying to signal how virtuous you are by pretending Africa isn't a backward shithole full of retards that never even invented the wheel.

They are different units, they measure completely different things.

Learn to fucking question.

No, no. One hour of electricity is two pi smidgens of happiness minus the square root of one sixth of a liter of fulfillment.
Get it straight!

I think they made small-scale biofuel (biogas) power generator, so nothing new, not cost effective and very inefficient.

It's a decent high-school science project, I'll give them that much.

watt is joule per second.
So kwh is just 1000 * joule * 3600

>it can barely fully power a light bulb
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA, you could just use a fricking potato and get better results

Imagine being so ignorant that your only response to a logical doubt is to call me names.
Hey, some black people in Nigeria would like your account information so they can patent a device for interstellar travel they just invented. They're happy to provide a picture since you're dumb as fuck and will believe anything.

WE WUZ FULL OF SHIET

>Use fuel powered generator to electrolize water and separate hydrogen from oxygen
>Use urine as conductor but any salt would do and be much less disgusting
>Use hydrogen to create electricity
>Muh free energy (if I don't include fuel cost)

TL;DR: Niggers are still stupid

What's the power output? Is it a homemade steam boiler? Sure looks like it.

Those are girls?

You don’t just measure electricity in hours

I bet you wouldn’t even be able to charge 5% of your phone let alone power a house let alone for 6h