MUGABE REFUSES TO RESIGN

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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He's on a hunger strike. Now he knows how the rest of his country feels.

Soon, they'll be an American puppet state

I thought they were "allowing" him to resign
how long before they just depose him?

Civil war here we go

He fled the fucking country, how the fuck is he supposed to stay in charge

MUGABE BTFO

>Soon, they'll be an American puppet state

Except this coup has been orchestrated by Mnangagwa and China with the condition that it is bloodless, so Mugabeis calculating he can cling onto power.

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We have dem white wimens

>Another nignog civil war
So whats new?

I hope so. You can count the stable African countries on 1 hand after it got mauled by a pitbull.

From an MP for Mugabes party

Well, he can create the government in exile and try to mobilize his supporters

That's Grace Mugabe who fled to Namibia. Mugabe was placed under house arrest until yesterday

As if that has ever worked in Africa

He's old he forgot to resign

He didn't flee. His wife was rumored to have fled but now it looks like she's still there too.

OH SHIT WILL HE HANG AFTER ALL?

holy shit this dude's got some balls

It's Africa. Nothing there makes any sense of works properly. Through, I doubt Mugabe has much supporters.

Get ready for a whole new crop of scientists and engineers.

Give it a day or two and we'll have a Zimbabwean Civil War to get the popcorn out for and get comfy.

/zg/ SOON.

They'll probably just impeach him.

There's something aesthetically unpleasing about this image.

Civility? In Africa?

It's amazing how nobody has diex yet, Dahnald. Perhaps, Zimbabwe is under the influence of the fabled Afrigates...and Mugabe knows where they are.

We must retrieve the Afrigates, Dahnald.

African politics btfo

Lets start the killing between the niggers!

God I hope.

IMPEACH

DUNULD

GRUUUUUUUMMMMPPPPPHHHHHFFFFFFF

Mugabe is who King Nigger wished he could be

>Civil war in an african country
Part and parcel to living on the "dark" continent.

Why does everyone hate Mugabe? In 2008 he made everyone rich and people earned trillions of dollars the prices went up. He made everyone billionaires

its the hideous table

>whites in Zimbabwe haven't sieged the government, arrested Mugabe, and pulled his eyes out with pliers

Cucks

...

Everyone's working remotely nowadays

So he's basically chimping out?

More like a shy knees puppet state.

how does a 93 year old chimp out

he'd collapse into a pile of black goo

one eye on streets

They gotta hang him by something

Np that's what the firing squad is for.

big bob mugabe is my spirit animal doing this

we will miss him when he is gone, there are too few true despots left

>Putting Honorable in your Twitter title

How long does a process like that normally take?

>inb4 "it depends"

>Well, he can create the government in exile and try to mobilize his supporters
Reminder this is why if you come at the king you just kill him, don't give him a c hance to get away. Kill them all like the Romanovs, or else you risk them escaping, and they go to like London or Wall Street or Brussels or Switzerland or some shit and get a bunch of foreign armies to support them then they come back and rule and give like a quarter of all the country's production to the foreigners as payment for the help from their armies.

>military leader meets with chinese
>returns to zimbabwe
>begins military coup

Really makes you thunk

ounerable membaaah

>if you come at the king you just kill him

>Honorable Memba Temba

>Go to a nursing home and find a seemingly motionless/near catatonic 80+ years old black man
>Put an EBT card in his hand
>Then take it away from him

>more superior than

g-gib title mommy

Does this mean europe will get more rapugees?

He's a dictator, he can't be impeached.

>bowl of coco-pops floating in a full sink

take his music

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The military knows that they cannot afford to make a coup. They're trying to coerce Mugabe to resign, but can't force him to, because the AU (African Union) has a zero-tolerance policy towards coup d'etats. For example, Egypt got kicked from the AU because of based al-Sisi's coup. And Zimbabwe desperately needs those AU gibs since its economy is fucking rock botttom and has meme tiers of inflation. The military can't force him out, and Mugabe knows it. Emperor nigger will probably be able to sit this one out.

why do you think this whole thing was manufactured to begin with retard
thats the point

If shit goes down, most definetly. And shit looks like it might go the fuck down real soon.

OH THE GREAT WHITE TRIBE
WERE 300,000 STRONG
A DROP IN THE OCEAN OF THE WORLDS MIGHTY THRONG
AND UNDER THE SUN OF AN AFRICAN LAND
BAREFOOT AS CHILDREN THEY WALKED IN THE SAND...
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;_;

You guys might get some of the spillover. We already have something like 25-30% of Zimbabwe's population living here. It's going to be a shit show here with refugees.

Why the fuck are there still white wimmin in Zim? They stayed for the BBC didn't they?

>generals handed him the wrong speech to read

underrated

Rhodesia 2.0
Zimbabwe Boogaloo

But why shouldnt it become better for them?
China and america are howering over that failure of a state so id expect a foreign controlled militaty junta handling things better.

i laffed

Being a dictator doesn't mean shit when all the guys with the guns arrested you

Top kek

so whats next in mr mugatus masterplan?

>African union
Has shit to say against Chinas preffered outcome.

underated

I read about this. What the fuck is China trying to do here? And even why is China there? The fucking chinks should be gassed

Should be done by Wednesday since it's a de facto one party state and the party has already voted to remove him from leadership.

Absolute worst coup in history

Feels like that'd be the best case scenario, maybe things will look up for them.

Probably not.

The turk one was pretty bad.

>Meme flag
>Blaming America for more Chinese exploitation of africa

Its like you're the puppet.

>that risk management stuff was killer! I'm still president, and I've got all these corporate gigs now!

Nothing wrong with that maybe they will get a bit better. Zimbabwe is a shithole even for African standards

The coup is pretty much complete except for the lack of legitimacy. Mugabe is expecting loyalists to come rescue him but his wife has really done a number on his reputation among the military and party elites.

i hope they all starve then. he will be the king of nothing soon enough

>Be Zimbabwe
>Kill off all the white people
>Country goes to shit
>People starve to death
>People start fleeing your country
>Starts begging for whites to come back
Seriously fuck this guy, wish they would just shoot him and get this all over and done with

Good point. I don't think they'll have trouble with legitimacy here or there, and with his attempt to lay the path for his gold-digging wife all his support has evaporated as you say.

As for looking up, I mean whether new leadership will actually improve things. Who knows, can't be much worse than Mugabe.

they're nation building :^)

We don't know what might happen. Thing might get better, but they also might get worse. It's Africa. It's unpredictable.

>>Be Zimbabwe
>>Kill off all the white people
>>Country goes to shit
>>People starve to death
>>People start fleeing your country
>>Starts begging for whites to come back
>Hardliners in your own party coup you for daring to try and side with wh*tey.
>Country continues to collapse and starve

Happens in Chicago all the time

A Man of the People

Nations building's more like it. $60 Billion is pumped in to it, 10,000 Chinese companies in Africa building infrastructure and selling shit. It's the new Silk Road and they're making tons of money off it too.

Rhodesia never dies.

NO PLEASE

what's with those random white people mixed in?

YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS ON MOTHER AFRICA AGAIN

>He's a dictator, he can't be impeached.
true. Ceausescu avoided being impeached, too.

Be careful what you wish for in ousting Mugabe. Mnangagwa is no better FYI.

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Fuck mugabe