Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Reborn Edition

New election probably in January

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk

>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/hashtag/jamaika
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
youtube.com/watch?v=GZDydQmdknA
schleswig-holstein.de/DE/Fachinhalte/M/minderheiten/minderheiten_daenen.html
bild.de/politik/inland/wir-helfen/wir-unterstuetzen-die-bild-aktion-42387390.bild.html
twitter.com/fdp/status/932386302414262272
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

FUCK ROACHLAND AND FUCK KRAUT """PPO""

second for WE'RE BACK

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY. IT'S FINALLY STARTING. WE FULL /WEIMAR/ NOW

Das warme Fühl wenn der Martin wird doch Kanzler.

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Who's party leader going into the snap election?

ruft doch mal martin!

And we know what followed

Looking promising indeed, good.

But I am afraid that Schulz, the spineless man he is, will suddenly emerge as a hero to form another Große Koalition to prevent those ebul nazis from making any gains.

Could it happen?

twitter.com/hashtag/jamaika
the salt is already flowing

Most likely Weidel and Gauland again

I doubt it.

The AfD would be the opposition leader then, they want to prevent that

Bump. This is fucking YUGE and you need to get on it bigly, not only drumming up support for /ourguys/ but actively demoralizing/dissduading lefties from voting in the second election if it happens. Should be easy since they tend to be young, lazy and disorganized.

can someone explain to me, why we think this will strengthen the afd?

unlikely. They are still polling at only 20% and everyone thinks he's a fucking joke. Also CDU will crash and burn starting tomorrow and Merkel will maybe resign

only if you keep thinking about it.

Think of the Snow. A North Wind Blows into Germany.

Vertrauensverlust for the major parties.

Reminder that without (((Briefwahl))) the AfD would've already got beyond 16% in the last election. There was a big fraud for the green party. Include this in the meme war.

Because they are already polling at 14% and normies following this will start losing hope into the Altparteien and vote AfD. It's fucking happening

literally everything is in favour of the AfD

meme magic, make it happen Klaus

Schulz Memes wieder hoch im Kurs?

Frage für nen Freund.

Are you retarded? Even the SPIEGEL wrote that merkel was going to lose out hardest in a re-election. Her whole schtick is ensuring stability, which she obviously can't if she can't get a cabinet together. The AFD is her only direct opposition so they would gain the most in the second election

reelections would mean dark days for frauke

Wait why might there be a new election?

Schulz and his party have been irrelevant since the election

Sicher, sind wieder doppelprozentig angestiegen

turn on Pheonix, Pressestatement soon(tm)

meanwhile in lidl

parties dont want to work together to have the majority in the bundestag... and there was never a real minority government in germany

>youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4

Is it confirmed?

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE IT GETS WORSE HERE EVERYDAY

>doppelprozentig
Alter Schwede, lol...

8.9%! Grüne is that fucking popular? Holy shit

Live TL:
>blah blah thanks for hosting us
>behind us lies 4 weeks of most intesive work
>blah blah much experience
>the greens, FDP and we had differences
>we thought we were on a good way
>we are sad that we didn't come to an conclusion
>the stability and the economical power of our country would've been stronger

Kek

KEINE GEMEINSAME LÖSUNG
Merkel NO!

Schulz knows that the SPD is in this whole mess because of 2013-2017 GroKo. Another GroKo would completely kill the SPD. Going into opposition was a smart move by him.

It could but if they did it this time around, they'd have fewer seats in parliament, basically no support amongst their own party base and a stronger opposition both to the right and the left. Even a minor crisis would cause a meltdown, just look at how badly they handled greece/britain.

>we now have to face the facts
>we didn't complete the talks
>I have to talk to our Bundespräsident tommorow and talk about further steps
>we have to work together
>we think that germany has voted for us to come to a conclusion today
>we could've come to a conclusion on the fugee question with the greens
>we will continue our responsible work in the next weeks
>I as the appointed Kanzlerin will see that our country will stay stable and safe

>invite the fucking goddamn GREENS into possible coalition
>don't expect shit to go to hell
Yeah, okay...

In a normal world, they would gas the greens and invite AfD instead, but noo...

>Seehofer just repeating Merkels points
>licking Merkels ass for a bit
I doubt that there is coming more desu

I like how sad they all look

They did exactly this with our Green Party in the negotiations for our new cabinet.

>my face when petry and all her fellow traitors wont get into parliament again because they no longer have a party

I just hope Seehofer would uncuck himself one day and split from the CDU.

I just realized this.
Traitors BTFO!

I hope so, but i´m not sure
I really dont know how the normies think about this....
The best thing will be the spd loosing even more votes because they already said they wil not govern

:DD

DENN HEUTE HÖRT UNS DEUTSCHLAND UND MORGEN DIE GANZE WELT

Next up the Greens:
>the amount of hairdye is staggering
>Hofreiters hair swaying in the wind

>we have decided to go into ia difficult coalition
>we tried to make this work
>blah blah have talked for weeks
>We tried to be ready for talks and have been the last 4 weeks
>I don't think we would have much more time left until we come to a conclusion
>We had more things in common than we thought
>blah blah unity etc. thanking all parties and themselves
>especially merkel kek

Brilliant.

what u b sayin' dog

It's a quote from an old song.
youtube.com/watch?v=GZDydQmdknA

>north schleswig
I think you mean Slesvig Holsten

Thanks OP, my thread sucks in comparison: The best thing is that Frauke the traitor won't be in the new Bundestag.

sad!

There will be no new elections, just more Grand Coalition

LOL

>>Hofreiters hair swaying in the wind
Sondierungsgespräche probably failed because everyone was sick about Anton Huberbuam, kek.

*grantel grantel*
*Bayern, grantel*
*Weißwurst, grantel, grantel*
*GRANTELN WIRD LAUTER*
*GRANTELT SEHR LAUT*
*GRANTELT*

und diese elende Frisur noch dabei...

Kann ja kein Mensch ertragen sowas.

SPD has confirmed a week ago that they will stay in opposition. If they form a government, expect riots.

>The FDP has decided diffently against responsibility and we have to accept and respect it

>the only coalition which would be democratically possible was destroyed today by the FDP
>We tried to take responsibility for the Country and thus tried to talk
>you could say this is a form of patriotism
>we now have the situation that our community has difficulties to overcome (lists a few)
>muh integration of fugees
>muh marcon
>muh Juncker
>thanks everyone
>WE COULD'VE COME TO A CONCLUSION EVERYONE
>WAAAAH FDP IS SO MEAN
>we were pretty competent and ready for to compromise tho
>thanks everyone again
>especially merkel

>AFD becomes Opposition leader

Schleswig-Holstein is still german for the most part

Lindner blamed the failure on stupid green immigration politics, we need to focus on him being an opportunist cuck who welcomed refugees just months ago.

the whole area is racially Danish

This will be important, we can’t allow the FDP to claim the anti refugee position

Fuck you nazis. You will not occupy us again.

There is a danish minority, that’s all

Wow 50k danish people...
schleswig-holstein.de/DE/Fachinhalte/M/minderheiten/minderheiten_daenen.html
Gib back clay.

This.
FDP could make use of this but we can play their game too and shill for the AfD so that FDP voters switch.

Admit it, you liked it.

that's not for you to decide

Just when we needed a strong FDP speaking out against the crazy suicide politics, he put his flag into the opportunistic wind. What a spineless cuck.

No need to get buttflustered, we're not planning on it.
At the moment.

Let's say merkel resigns and a new right wing government starts running germany once again 80 years later

What happens?

People are probably very close genetically there, but even before Bismark it was parted between germans and danes. Bismark it came and these dukedoms went to the germans til after ww1. A vote was held and only the northern part of it went to denmark wile the south remained in germany.

If my memory is correct.

bild.de/politik/inland/wir-helfen/wir-unterstuetzen-die-bild-aktion-42387390.bild.html

err tired
with Bismark these dukedoms went in under germany

Every women looks like pic related

This

>„WIR HELFEN ist ein starkes Zeichen für die Weltoffenheit und Solidarität in unserem Land. Das tut Deutschland gut!“

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We only wanted to breed blonds. The eternal anglo who would've invaded you 2 days later on the other hand...

What are the chances green voters jump to other parties and they dip under 5% ?

>JUST haircut progressing in the wind

Don't worry. You will get glassed this time.

The problem is, the greens will say it wasn’t their fault that the coalition talk failed.

Also people were shocked back in September that the AfD became 3rd strongest party. The greens will shill hard for the next 2 months to mobilize voters against the AfD.

Some of them will go to CDU and FDP, most are ideological cucks however.

I had read (translating news from german to english) that Weidel was being a bitch.

What's happening?

Fake news

So much salt
twitter.com/fdp/status/932386302414262272

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Those colours gave me a seizure, holy shit. Can i sue those clowns now?

WE NEED TO GO INTO TOTAL WAR ECONOMY.

EVEN IF WE CAN MEME AFD TO GET AN EXTRA COUPLE POINTS IT WOULD BE A RELATIVE VICTORY.

She's being criticized for making announcements on her own without discussing them with the rest of her parliament members.

...

lol

All we need is a truck of peace this Christmas and the AfD will become second strongest party in January.

Lugenpresse will have a hard time shaming people away from voting AfD now that everyone knows 13% of the electorate are muh literal nazis