Time and again, science has confirmed that onion and its juice boost testosterone levels -- sometimes threefold.
So, I just attempted to drink a cup - a single cup - of onion juice. Needless to say, consuming onion juice was a trying, though masculine, experience, and my entire home smells as if an uncleaned NFL locker room and Mexican kitchen converged upon a single point. I can feel the onion juice flowing through my body, coming into contact with every organ, every cell, and every bodily fluid.
I don't think I'm going to be able to leave the house for a week. I tried taking a shower, but the steam combined with the onion odor emanating from my body only exacerbated the problem.
Did I mention I peppered onion powder in the onion juice?
Though this has been an overwhelming experience, I feel far more energetic, youthful, and virile. I might try this once or twice more to get the full experience. I am in need of a testosterone boost, and thus am willing to smell like an onion for a few weeks or months.
Now, this could be revolutionary if Sup Forums jumped on board with our new discovery. With increased testosterone levels, we could reassert ourselves as a force in the political world, in society, in our communities, in the world. Who would've thought that onion juice would restore traditionalism to the world? No wonder the Poles seem to strong in 2017. They consume the most onion of any nation in the world -- and it shows.
...And, at the end of the day, the juice of a little root plant saved Western civilization.
I just tried to eat a raw onion and almost puked. I bit into it like an apple and was instantly filled with burning regret. I had to spit it into the garbage. My mouth is still on fire.
Ryder Thompson
Spotted the low testosterone soy-boy.
Sad.
Julian Peterson
Hi newfag
Cameron Gomez
>I bit into it like an apple and was instantly filled with burning regret. Eat them raw, diced up, in a salad user No need to go at it like a starving Ethiopian Just don't butcher them while dicing, otherwise you're going to have half the juice all over the cutting board
Jacob Flores
That's because you are a stupid faggot, probably a nigger too. Anyone with two functioning brain cells and half assed knowledge of 17 century chemistry knows what to add to the onion juice to neutralize the offending molecules in it. I hope your body turns into a stinky perma-fucking-empanada and people turn their faces away from you wherever you may roam.
Owen Butler
I'm going to eat a raw onion right now
John Reed
Um, yeah, if you consume onion every single fucking day.
Are you fucking retarded? Jesus fucking Christ. The quality of posters on here is dropping.
Hunter Sanders
Literally spam that I've seen in my email.
SAGED
Jayden Thomas
t. soy boy who refuses to give up his soy
Jaxon Rodriguez
swish a mouth numbing agent around in mouth first
Adam Ramirez
>swish a mouth numbing agent around in mouth first Hell it's just an onion
James Russell
these faggots think they can troll
Aaron Sullivan
>big onion is shilling itself on Sup Forums
Matthew Thompson
This.
Jackson Myers
I've been getting results from eating two bags of Funions per day. One bag with Greek yogurt in the morning and the other bag post workout.
Angel Smith
You niggers are so easy to spot. You just spam the same shit over and over again. You used to be clever. Do you only hire Canadians now?
Carter Martin
Just how brain damaged are you, you imbecile? I said that the juice fucking WORKS, you just have to get rid of the chemical that gives onions their characteristic stench. Die in two consecutive fires, mumbling retard.
Christopher Adams
Funions are a great source of onion powder.
But only with onion juice will you get actual results.
You could perhaps try a bag of Funions, followed by a half-cup of onion juice.
Dominic Anderson
I use garlic as an antibiotic sometimes. I cup up the cloves, let sit for a few minutes, and then mix with V8 to make it palatable. You could try going half onion half V8, but like you said in OP the smell will still come out of your pores and people won't want to be around you. I don't recommend it unless you're spending the day alone.
Isaiah Ramirez
I don't mean to make you cry. I mean nothing, but this has not kept you From peeling away my body, layer by layer, The tears clouding your eyes as the table fills With husks, cut flesh, all the debris of pursuit. Poor deluded human: you seek my heart. Hunt all you want. Beneath each skin of mine Lies another skin: I am pure onion--pure union Of outside and in, surface and secret core. Look at you, chopping and weeping. Idiot. Is this the way you go through life, your mind A stopless knife, driven by your fantasy of truth, Of lasting union--slashing away skin after skin From things, ruin and tears your only signs Of progress? Enough is enough. You must not grieve that the world is glimpsed Through veils. How else can it be seen? How will you rip away the veil of the eye, the veil That you are, you who want to grasp the heart Of things, hungry to know where meaning Lies. Taste what you hold in your hands: onion-juice, Yellow peels, my stinging shreds. You are the one In pieces. Whatever you meant to love, in meaning to You changed yourself: you are not who you are, Your soul cut moment to moment by a blade Of fresh desire, the ground sown with abandoned skins. And at your inmost circle, what? A core that is Not one. Poor fool, you are divided at the heart, Lost in its maze of chambers, blood, and love, A heart that will one day beat you to death
Easton King
>Calls me Canadian >American flag on my fucking post
Saged and reported for being a fucking retard
Kayden Perez
SOy-bOy detected
Brandon Martin
I take it back With all that edge you're either 14 or a roastie not a soyboy
Adrian Carter
Nice hoax, /leftypol/
Logan Jones
How do I activate my onions?
Camden Brooks
Yeah take it back and shove it up you mangina, low T dickhead.
Juan Sullivan
Not a bad idea, actually, since V8 covers up the taste of things in a way most other drinks cannot.
Half-cup of onion in V8.
Jaxson Gomez
His name is Onion.
Mason Brooks
We should meme onions by printing tons of them and putting it everywhere with a text like "IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE A SOYBOY" This is bound to get media attention
Bentley Reed
Just inject test prop and tren ace you fuccboii
Carter Robinson
Are we Onion men?
Adam Hernandez
Fuck off, leaf.
Fucking Canadians always shit-up a legitimate post. I fucking hate Canadians.
Jack Reed
I chew 1 or 2 raw garlic cloves a day. I've been doing so for three months now. It's great to see the benefits of plants in the allium family catch on.
Cooper Mitchell
I sliced a whole raw yellow onion into rings and ate it over about four hours. Had to drink a lot of water and mixed about half of it into my lunch and dinner.
We're gonna make it.
Brayden Perry
What's with all of these onion threads today? At least give some new info with each thread..
Easton Miller
this. go fuck yourself leftist kike
Benjamin Adams
is this the new equivalent of "nofap" trolling
Hunter Anderson
Underrated
Michael Powell
Just fucking cook more with onions retard.
Zachary Wood
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Anthony Bailey
Not gonna lie, thought this was a meme until i tried it. Making a smoothie out of an entire big onion is retarded but i used a bunch of little bulb onions and some asparagus n fruit (cant remember what). It didn't taste good but was manageable. I wasnt thinking and left the skins on so that may have affected the taste. Noticeable increase in libido. Had about 7 cumshots when jerking off usually its maybe 4. Bit more stamina at the gym even though i was just doing leg day on the treadmill but i wasnt even tired when my timer rang. Memory may be slightly better but its hard to tell. Im not attuned to my brain as good as can be but heres hoping
Henry Brooks
Fuck off, cunt. Get off my fucking thread.
Not fucking bad, lad. Not fucking bad.
Landon Russell
the soyim know
Robert Jenkins
I put a few spoonfuls of Ovaltine and an onion into a blender and chugged it an hour ago. Feel fucking great.
Jackson Morgan
haha slavs eat onions with no problem this, incorporate it into your diet to easily become stronk
Ayden Johnson
Hahaha pussy amerigoblin >americans only now discovering the onion I bet you don't even eat a clove of garlic every hour hahahah
Brody Cruz
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Jaxson Hill
Not bad advice, honestly. I've been working out for months, and didn't begin to develop noticeable muscle mass until I started eating onions/drinking onion juice.
Stuff is fucking magic. No clue why this thread is being shill'd.
Owen Mitchell
Does it have to oxidize and activate the onionyness to work?
Ethan Martinez
How hard you cum is based on how long you milked the load not how much onions you ate. When I was on meth jacking of for 12 hours I used to cum a full cup of load.
Noah Lee
I can eat 2 onions everyday if cooked and some meat to make it awesome
Blake Anderson
Cook'd onion and ground beef is a super good combination.
Thomas Rivera
I just a made batch of something along the same lines. It's a ginger, garlic, apple cider vinegar, lemon and honey concoction. Juiced, in equal parts. Online they suggest a higher proportion of honey but meh. Use a good juicer and good quality ingredients. Holy fuck it's like an electric current on your tongue. And honestly I think it's a good morning tonic in the colder weather.
Lucas Nelson
Does cooked work?
Nathan Harris
We're all gonna make it Sup Forums
Carson Lewis
Bretty gud.
Benjamin Lee
i've seen it all now bring back bigpharma and tobacco please
Zachary Carter
Retard. Your supposed to turkey baster in the kiester that shit. Moron.
Brody Miller
Hahaha
Gavin Garcia
raw onion on burgers is delicious
Alexander Lopez
That's only for advanced onion men user.
Jeremiah Perry
This
Also curious if there's a particular type of onion that us better than others. Also, wondering what part of the onion helps. Maybe juicing it isn't the way to go incase you're missing out in the part that actually helps.
Jason Jenkins
is this a psyops or what? I need a boost if yknow what I'm sizzlin.
Wyatt Wright
Are garlic pills as effective as raw garlic?
Isaac Jenkins
>plant based foods are the solution to everything
Shocking
Jayden Barnes
I love onions ill just eat them. Also artificially increasing testosterone will give you cancer someday.
Caleb Taylor
Any food or supplement pill is just chink sawdust
There is no regulation look it up
Luis Turner
This is that BBC faggot writing more fake stories again.
Aiden Rogers
I go raw. And the question may really be cut rate cheapo garlic or organic/artisan garlic. There's a big range of garlic available here. The cheap stuff is nothing compared to the good one. There's a big variety too. Like elephant garlic bulbs are huge but mild, Red Russian garlic is super spicy and fierce in your mouth.
Cameron Moore
>SOy-bOy detected Try harder cunt
Samuel Edwards
does cooking onions in also work? Does it ruin the onion to cook it? I'll force my wife to increase the onions she uses in her cooking for me by several times but I don't really eat raw foods much...
Julian Barnes
last time i ate a whole raw onion, my stomach hurt
Carson Hernandez
that's something I could tolerate...
Julian James
The Onion viral marketing campaign.
Christian Mitchell
The final solution to the food question.
Brayden Taylor
Just get some Methylsulphonylmethane and maca root powder. Put that shit in a smoothie and get rock hard dick like mine is now.
Gavin Allen
>that's something I could tolerate... >tolerate? you do it now without the juice, faggot
Brayden Cox
>$3/lb for garlic >buying a pill bottle of garbage that costs $13 for 8oz
Oliver Stewart
>leg day on the treadmill
Sebastian Jenkins
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Tyler Ortiz
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Evan James
Fuck eating onions haha.. Aryan women won't want to reproduce with you if you smell like shit lmao.. anyways I'm kinda tired. I think I'm gonna get some sleep. So sleepy.
Anthony Ortiz
Garlic makes your farts toxic. So no beans with raw garlic
Ryder Williams
Actually shit myself laughing at this needed to change sheets due to shart.
Only started sleeping naked since i bought this super warm goose feather duvet. Fuck you you owe me a mattress.
It seeped :(
Ethan Lewis
Certificated Chef de Cuisine here:
Raw onion juice is not necessary. Cooking onions does not destroy the vitamins and minerals that contributes to testosterone so long as the onion is not burned. Can cook on low to medium heat until transparent instead of grilling. However, the best way is an onion soup: only use fresh onions and always cook below medium heat or a slow cooker.
Do small batches. Repeated reheating will eventually destroy what you're after.
Matthew Hall
A real man like Tony or George will tend to eat onions like they're apples, skin and all.
Dominic Lopez
Don't fall for the juicing Jew. Just incorporate raw onion into your everyday diet and you'll be fine.
It totally works, please drink some disgusting stuff, this is TOTALLY not a prank bro!
Did you know eating a whole package of nutmeg will increase your T levels?
Also, if you dislike kikes make a circle of salt around your house.
Christopher Russell
Lmfao/8
Hudson Bennett
user, you really should be able to eat a raw onion like an apple. You won't necessarily enjoy the experience, but you're kind of a massive pussy if you can't even into allium vegetables.
Sounds like you got a lotta soy to purge from your system. I reckon you need to start with sweet vidalia onions and work your way up to the real shit.