Marry, fuck, kill

Marry, fuck, kill.

Fuck Aqua-sama.
Marry Megumeme.
Kill darkness because she's into that.

Fuck the Megumin.
Marry the Megumin.
Kill Divorceness. Maybe Aqua will revive her, maybe not. I don't really care.
Make Aqua buy me snacks.

ignore masochist which is equivalent to fucking for her
kill goddess because she probably can't even die
marry walking meme before can

In that order

Marry the Goddess - but manage the finances

Don't give a shit about the rest

Darkness is boring and really creepy. Megumin is a damned freeloader. At least Aqua will keep life lively while still pull in her weight around the house.

Marry Megumin. Then fuck her. Then help to gently kill her if it even turns out that she has an incurable and horrifically painful disease that will cause her to slowly die in incomparable agony.

This.

Fuck Mio
Marry Mai
Kill Yuuko

Marry Eris
Fuck Iris
Kill those three stooges in the OP

Marry Megumeme
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua. Twice. Then bury her head upside down at a crossroads with garlic stuffed into her mouth to be sure.

Kill Aqua, fuck Megumeme, marry Darkness

Fuck, kill, marry

Marry Darkness for harsh and long use an abuse.
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumeme

Marry and fuck Wiz.

Fuck Megmin and keep as a side dish
Marry Darkness. She'd be fine with me having Megumin on the side cuz masochist.
Kill Aqua cuz she's a bitch

Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

Kill Megumin and then fuck her

This is the only right answer

Hold hands with Eris.

Fuck off you degenerate scum.

Fuck Chris
Marry Megumeme (and then fuck her hourly)
Kill Darkness
Ignore Aqua

Kill, Marry, Fuck

mary dorkness
fuck megu
kill aqua

Kill them all and then marry then.

No sex thats too much.

>Marry Cerea
>Fuck Papi
>Kill Spider

Marry, Fuck, Kill

Megumin. Megumin. Megumin.

Reverse order.

Damn it, I can't remember lefty's name. But same as above.

Marry and Fuck Aqua

marry Aqua, fuck Megumin, kill Darkness

marry Miia, fuck Papi, kill spider

It has nothing to do with Sora I swear

fuck, kill, marry

kill, fuck, marry

Fuck, Kill, Marry

fuck marry kill

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness, she'll probably enjoy it anyway

Marry Cana.
Have consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the sole purpose of procreation with Cana.
Ignore the rest.

can't i fuck the catgirl or the elf

It would be too easy with those as options.

This

I'm going to marry Aqua-sama!

Fuck 2
Marry 2
Kill 2

Fuck, kill, marry.

Fuck, kill, marry.

I'm currently watching the show after dropping it at ep 1 back when it aired, and it's fucking great. Guess I was too stupid back then.

Fuck Darkness
Kill stupid god
Marry Lina Inverse-lite

marry sakaki and osaka, raise chiyo as my daughter, the rest i leave to someone else

Fuck all three, marry Megumin, kill myself.
Hyozaburo will pay Aqua to resurrect me.

Why do you think that Megumin's dad has any money to do that?

Marry Mio
Fuck Mai
Kill Yuuko

Marry Megumeme
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

marry erza
fuck bimbo
kill twintail faggot

Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin with my internal EXPLOSION

This

This man gets it.

Marry Megumeme, Fuck Aqua attempt to kill Darkness, realize my level is too low, kill Aqua for exp and try again

>Darkness
>Marry

What's wrong? I'd marry her and fill her up with babies.

She's NTRbait.

>he doesn't want an open relationship

...

Marry Lucy and consummate the marriage instead of kissing her
Fuck Ezra
Kill loli

>while still pull in her weight around the house
What? What? If stability is in any way your aim, Aqua is the worst pick by far
Dude, her main skill is fucking things up. Kazuma literally lets her supporters take part in a festival they shouldn't even have anything to do with and says "do whatever the fuck you want, just be cool", and she immediately tries to hijack the damn thing
You'd be back home one day just to find out she incurred some ridiculously huge gambling debt, or she messed with the mob, or she messed with demons who were doing fucking nothing, etc.

All of them, in reverse order.

>Senpai
>This is
>Our fight

The best part is that Aqua can just revive Darkness, only for you to kill her again.

Everyone wins.

Furry, kick, mall.

Marry Megumin.
Fuck Aqua-sama.
Kill Divorceness .

Marry Aqua.
Fuck Megumin.
Kill Darkness.

Fuck the bitch out of Tomo
Fuck the Stupid out of Osaka
Marry the loli out of Chiyo
Marry the gay out of Kaorin
Kill the creepy teacher.

Why are marry and fuck on separate options? Are you all degenerates?

kill yukino
fuck iroha
marry yui

kill chiyo sakaki
fuck yomi kagura
marry tomo osaka

Marry Dankness because her kinks fit well to my kinks.

Fuck Aqua because she is hot even though she is a bitch.

Kill Aqua after I fucked her.

Become friends with Megumeme.

Fuck off Sup Forumscuck

Kill Aqua,that's all.

This desu

Marry Megumin
Let Aqua and Darkness fight it out over who gets fucked and who gets killed

FPBP

This. Fist post is best post.

Marry, Fuck, Kill

Megumin
Aqua
(You)

Loli, JAV, literally who, in that order.

...

Marry them all
Fuck them all
Kill none of them

Because screw your rules

This.

Who would be the most faithful?
Which one would be the best lay?

The submissive masochist for both.

Marry Darkness.
Fuck Aqua in her huge ass.
Kill Megumin for being a retard.

Megumin
Aqua

>Darkness
>faithful
wat
You know she would jump at the chance to be "taken" from you and seduced/ravished by monsters or bandits or anything with a pulse. Her libido is simply too great

Marry all of them and fuck all of them
Kill only the Demon King.
Any other choice is wrong
Also
>Megumin for blowjobs
>Aqua for impregnations
>Lalatina for tittyfucks
>all of them for procreation

And then she'd get off even more when you find out that she was unfaithful and humiliate/reprimand her.

Darkness' ideal man is an abusive husband

Easy
>marry Darkness
>fuck Megumin
>kill Aqua

All of you have awful taste. Lucy is shit and a terrible character.
Marry Wendy
Fuck Erza
Kill Lucy

Kill yomi and tomo
Marry sakaki and osaka
Fuck chiyo and kagura

Marry and fuck Dorkness

>aqua
>not for anal

Lick Aqua's armpits
Fondle Darkness' tits
Peak at Megaman's panties

Kill Fuck Marry
Kill Marry Fuck
Fuck Kill Marry
I-I don't want to answer this one.
>worst trio
Who was the one that stabalised their shots lewdly?
Fuck Marry Kill

fuck the blue one, marry the black one, kill the brown one

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Thats more a Kill Kill Kill

The sister is perfect wife material