When are you going to accept that cats are the ultimate pet of goys?
>infects you with mind virus making you its slave
>lethal to the white baby inside your wife's womb
>slaughters native species indescriminately
>zero loyalty
are cats the jews of domesticated animals?
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>tfw you will never stroke a hairy pussy like that
> with mind virus
It's actually a parasite.
either way the cat controls you as the jew controls the goyim yes?
The net effect of which is to make you attracted to cats.
Unless you have AIDS - then it kills you.
Are cats, dare I say it, /ourguys/?
No, not really. Just feed her once in a while, help her get to some high place, that's a- HOLY SHIT
Cats are superior to dogs.
That's my ex. I had to break up with her because she was always seeing other guys on the side.
>play tricky, but still are dumb
>some people put them in ovens, usually are mud slimes & asians
>often hate eachother
>hate most other animals as well, tolerate only when it helps them
The 4-legged jew it is, then
Cats are loved by people with Asperger's
I like all animals. Cats aren’t that bad. Pic related is me right now. I don’t know where my dog is at the moment. Probably downstairs sleeping by the fridge.
they control you.
>clean up my shit goy
Was fuckin her for a while before I moved and broke it off when she told me she was in a relationship/fucking several other dudes on the side.
>had bro cat since 4th grade
>wanted nothing in life but to hang out with me and sleep on my chest, or sit on my lap
>got impatient when I got home and didn’t see him within 10 minutes
>every damn day all that cat wanted was to be around me
>started getting older and was less willing to put up with me tossing and turning at night
>eventually started sleeping under a very low table
>started spending a lot more time there, and couldn’t jump as well
>put a towel over the table so he can have some more peace and quiet
>one day he jumped down from a foot up and hit his face on the ground
>vet says he has terminal stage organ failure
>spent a whole day sitting in bed with him, petting him some, brushing his fur a bit, and gave him a bath with a warm damp towel and a bit of soap
>his fur is the fluffiest and most vibrant it’s been in years since he had become less able to bathe himself
>started purring like mad and I realized he hadn’t purred in weeks
>stay stone still that night so he can sleep with me one last time
>take him back to the vet
I miss you, J. Thanks for being my best bud for as long as you could.
Cars are the Chad ped, dogs are the virgin pet. Pick the one you like. But cats are superior in every way to the slave that is a dog
that is a sad but nice story
thanks for sharing
>lethal to the white baby inside your wife's womb
The fact that you typed this and the way you typed it really angered me.
You should have your knees broken.
Cat = pet jew
Dog = pet nigger
The Great Circle of Life has begun, but, you see, not all of us arrive together at the end.
Rest in peace J.
i love those kind of orange cats, they can be a handful though they definitely jew you a little because they know they are golden gods.
sad to hear about j, he is in a better place now and he knew you loved him. those guys are too fucking good for us. the thing is it hurts them more to see you sad then when it actually happens to them. source: lifelong cat owner.
R I P
Isn't the point of toxoplasmosis to make you less of a soyboy because you are more likely to take risks and more fearless
Thanks for your story.
Dogs destroy your shit to the point where you have to lock them in a cage when you leave the house. So cats are jews and dogs are niggers?
I'm sorry for your loss, user.
t. Mehmet
not beeing a soyboy makes you more likely to be eaten by a feline predator, the desired host of the parasite
Cats are brave, loving, intelligent creatures. They save huwhite children from nigger pitbulls
Sad. Im gunna go cuddle my cat.
Fuck this inane bullshit! Come join us and laugh and shit on jews. We have quality meme potential here goys!
What's the matter soyboy?
Can't handle strong and independent feline?
The real redpill is making friends with neighborhood cats, but not having to care for or feed them. When I BBQ a couple cats usually come out and chill nearby, they don't even beg for food or anything. It's pretty comfy.
I'm thinking of planting some catnip and silverleaf in my yard for them to get whacked out on.
They're the thinking man's companion
Show your British flag my journalist friendo.
That's a big cat
DELET THIS
Sorry mate. I wish I was employed
Dem feels.
Sorry for your loss, bro. You had a true friend of the highest quality. Makes me miss the cat I has all the way until I was 18. Slept on my bed every night. Always loyal.
Pic not much related.
This isnt always true
t. Higher functioning autist
I'm a dog person, but cats are fine. I don't have either though, so I don't really care.
>When I BBQ a couple cats
I feel like there should be a comma in there somewhere.
Dogs ftw. Fuck cats. They don't give a shit about anything but themselves.
Juden hypothesis accepted.