>be me >wageslaving away in front of computer >bossman comes in, “user I need you to tag along with this shipment” >”sorry sir I’m slightly busy-“ >”please don’t make me ask again user” >get scared by mr. goldberg and obey >hop in transportation truck >driving along quiet highway >suddenly 5-6 people appear pointing guns at us >”AY AY AY OUT NOW OUT NOW” >holyshit.png >get out slowly >basically the criminals steal the truck >call a driver and they pick us up >file police report >police here are irl gangsters and ask us to pay “investigation” and “protection” money otherwise they will not continue the investigation >later on find out this truck hijacking was an inside job and someone leaked on the information
Please, I want off this country NOW! Pic related is my temporary office here.
Why tyge fuck are you there in the fist place? Png boongs are basically abos without petrol
Angel Bailey
At least you're not a tradie
Nathaniel Cruz
If you have skills i'll let you move here.
Levi Diaz
Get your swingline back then burn the place down. You told them it was your stapler
Ayden Harris
A lot of people do not want to be here for obvious reasons but the pay is handsome. I’m just here temporarily though and I didn’t even want to come here but we had clients so what to do? What’s wrong with tradies? No way!
Jaxon Sullivan
Do the job and go home when its done.
Samuel Butler
I’d imagine in Iceland you don’t get this kind of “excitement”?
Thomas Long
Na the worst I've had when i was working in a kitchen got in the middle of domestic violence between a couple, kinda fucked up tho.
I always wanted to go to Iceland but after this video i'm not so sure
Hunter Jackson
>be this morning >woke up at 7am >went back to sleep >woke back up at 10am >had breakfast while reading a book >took the dog for a walk >checked the surf >went out for a wave, everyone at work so only 2 people out >came home >smoked a few pipes and shitposted for an hour or two >had a light lunch, went back out for another wave >took the dog for afternoon walk >back home about to chop up some ganj >dinner on the stove, might play some vidya then read some more or wrestle with the dog take the neet pill
Jose Ortiz
>officefag
Get an outdoors job you low test whiney soycuck
Leo Anderson
taken, swallowed and enjoying comfy snowy autumn edition tonight
Liam Gomez
based leaf. I had bongs with the canadian snowboarder who got busted for weed at one of the winter olympics many years ago. good dude, rooted my mates gf hehe
Easton Perry
Sounds like your boss needs a talking to. Let him know you're not happy about the whole being held at gunpoint thing, do it in the shitter, kitchen, someplace with no witnesses so he knows having his teeth smashed in is an option. If he acts aggressively, that's your inside man right there.
Isaac Ward
No! I can’t!!! I’m a productive member of society! I carry my own weight!! It’s for the best...it’s what mum and dad would’ve wanted... I can’t. When has accounting ever been an outdoor profession? I do go joking and cycling regularly though...
Jacob Phillips
nice. i've never met an aussie but you guys seem cool and just feel like tropical canada, as we're frozen australia. also only other place in the world i've ever heard of people ripping baccy with their cones too ya mad cunts
Nathaniel White
No matter where they are, niggers must nig.
Joshua Collins
Apparently this sort of shit is very common in Poopoo New Guinea and it would be dumb if my boss was the inside man because the cargo stolen K20,000 (maybe £5,000) is hardly worth his time and he was the one who filed the police report.
Kayden Rodriguez
The second part is an afterthought user. Go tell your boss he's a cunt for nearly getting you shot over 5 fucking grand and that you're not going on any more unscheduled road trips.
Connor Evans
I worked separating trash and recycling for 2 years it was degrading but it paid well. Quit that shit hole job 3 months ago I just couldn't take it anymore. If anyone wants me to tell ya a couple nasty stories tell me don't really think anyone would care.
Carter Collins
Story time annon
Julian Perry
that's what you get for being shitskin.
Ayden Long
But why? Nobody knew this truck would be hijacked and it was just an unforeseen incident. The best we can do is do it Goodfellas style and try to identify the rats in our department although I’m told with bribery a lot of them never get caught.....
Benjamin Turner
>mfw I get paid to shitpost and watch youtube videos >mfw I work 3 hours a day at most, and even that's an exception
Feels good to be white collar master race
Colton Anderson
Yeah, shitskin
Asher Carter
D-do you work from home Kraut-sensei??
Samuel Cook
How old are you and how much are you getting payed?
Easton Moore
No, but work is just a 10 min drive away.
Gavin Gonzalez
That's not your fucking problem though, is it? You just said it was common. Your job is not babysitting shipments. Go make that clear to your boss or you'll be licking his arsehole clean every time he shits.
Matthew Miller
It’s your fucking stapler, m8, not theirs!
Joshua Martin
>checks flag >computer
obvious bair
Matthew Davis
That’s the dream aye. That’s the best where it’s like no matter how stressful your job is you can literally get home in minutes, de stress, take a nap, jack off, watch anime, cook etc all on your break and be back refreshed and ready
Gavin Kelly
You stole this pic from an earlier thread about something entirely unrelated. >fake and gay
Jace Reed
>>bossman comes in, “user I need you to tag along with this shipment”
Well, I smell an insurance scam here. A couple of witnesses, one an office drone, to verify that company property was stolen. Your bossman probably owes money to the robbers and this is a painless (to him) way to pay back.
Kevin Garcia
>Had to go thru a hospital's trash for 5 months >Find needles diapers, piss bags every day >Have a good attitude everyday show up on time everyday >Had to weigh the trash for "stats" >the giant trash bins would get full, had to get up and smash the garbage down because it would overflow >It smelled like death (I got used to it) >hospital saved thousands of dollars
Carson Jones
Eat your beetlenut and chill
Ayden Rivera
That was my first thought.
Jonathan Bailey
How's that Donglebook going bro?
Ryan Young
Nice diverse workplace? Plenty of women and minorities?
Bentley Hughes
shhhhhhh That’s the problem with working here almost every company is understaffed because this is a very poor country and a lot of people are uneducated. Often times we multitask with other things but oh well in this business sometimes you have to suck cock. >inb4 you call me a corporate cuck and a very typical wagie Please man, I hate confrontations. I don’t want to do anything stupid or controversial that would jeapordise my job. My boss understands and everyone does no hard feelings amongst us.
Grayson Walker
Yeah that was me. My internet IP thing switches from Australia and PNG again it’s weird. Was I posting in a Stem thread I don’t remember
Colton Anderson
>shoo shoo spooky skeletor
Robert Hill
Why shhhhh?, if you are getting good money there are you really getting cucked.
Oliver Sanders
macfag and proud
Wyatt James
you from papua new guinea
you can try to eat your boss to become boss by yourself
Parker Jackson
A lot of Yes master niggers and dykes Im glad I got out of there.
John Parker
I know the feeling, user. I work at a confectionery factory co-owned by (((expats in Sweden))). Life is misery, but at least this takes my attention away from it. As for the neet pill, why would I take that? Eventually mom and dad will stop paying your rent and cooking for you and doing your laundry - What happens then? You generate no income, have you not thought about that? Life's a fight that costs money, if you end up an unemployed bum you'll eventually become a homeless bum as well.
Liam Ross
>PNG shut up and take our human chaff you dirty niggers of asia your country is literally the dumping ground of humanitarian filth and refuse that our people simply refuse to tolerate near us. If we literally dump THEM into your country, why the fuck would we ever let YOU YOURSELVES in?
Anthony Richardson
>I hate confrontations And that's why you got to ride the truck. Unless you've already made a habit of it, you really do need to make it very clear right now that you're employees of the same company, not his personal servant, and do it somewhere he's not going to feel comfortable.
Joshua Murphy
fucking kek Yeah with work I adopted this philosophy of the less I think about it the more work I acomplish. I just look forward to the things I want to do after work rather than complaining about it.
Grayson Brown
ever found any goodies in the trash?
Easton Foster
money, camera equipment, weed, booze, pills
Hudson Carter
>it's an asians-pretend-they're-as-human-as-whites thread
jesus christ this happens constantly on grindr, too. Get fifteen messages from a skinny twink, nek minnit their headshot comes through and it's a chink.
Every fucking time I get pics with no face attached, I know it's an asian. You disgusting trash know to be ashamed of your race and intentionally try to hide it. Fucking torso shots out the ass. Hiding face, hiding hair colour.
But I see it. I have been trained by operant conditioning into detecting even the slightest hint of sickly yellow in the skin tone to sniff out your rice-and-gravy-shit faces and repugnant slitty eyes
That fucking arm hair. That fucking skin colour. Typical fucking gook, hiding your face behind the camera, presenting as though you're 'one of us' and on the same level. We see. We know. Chinks having a skin colour that can look approximately white at first glance is a fucking cancer, and makes them the Jews of the internet. Conniving fucks.
Brody Stewart
It seemed more of a favour thing but I would consider myself “not his slave” but since we have so many bosses I know this guy who is virtually a bosses’ slave. This boss was flying in and he found cheaper tickets so he told his subordinate to change his own ticket and fly from Port Moresby to Brisbane immediately to pick him up at last notice. It inconvinienced his subordinate a lot but mr bossman believes it was ok because he was able to save $2,000 bucks. That’s going a bit too far imo
Alexander Miller
Sometimes it's a pain, you know? Whenever I trudge knee-deep in clumped up whey powder, get my lungs clogged up with deodorized cocoa powder or end up having to clean spilled soy leciprime, I can't help but have "Why are we still here?" moments. The comradery we have going on among the co-workers makes it bearable, but after five months in this place I really can understand why Bolshevism became a thing. The air of negligence and hopelessness is tangible, it's suffocating. Our higher-ups treat us as retarded children because we aren't office workers but labourers, when in reality a few of us are actually overeducated for this job and the rest knows how the factory works better than them.
It's so difficult, user.
Dominic Rogers
I never said I was white, usa just asked if I was shitskin and I’m showing I’m not a shitskin. That’s it.
Owen Ortiz
>understaffed >refusing to do other jobs would jeapordise my job wew
Julian Taylor
Yeah that sucks I really don’t know what to do because I’m part of the people you hate...
David Lewis
>work in foundry >only good paying job left around here >half of the shift is in cooling station because molten metal is so hot >union head gets dummy son job as foreman >he's nearly killed people breaking safety rules
>dummy son tries to rush an important job and didn't heat steel enough to form properly >this needs to be fixed ASAP >but we're out of the fancy coal that burns hot enough >dummy says he's got this >comes back 45 minutes later >borrowed kerosene truck from friend at airport >puts that on the air intake line in the furnace >turns on furnace >ingots aint melting >kerosene runs out after 20 minutes >we're still fucked >but dummy foreman learned something important >jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams
Joshua Allen
Up to you mang, but I've seen this enough to say you either use this incident to assert yourself a bit or it's time to be looking for a new job. Sure you do favours for your boss, but it's not a favour unless he's asking and you'll never see any benefit if he takes it for granted.
Xavier Howard
Don't know what kind of feels I can express in a Sup Forums post that can encompass my decade of service in this place, or the thousand or so hours of unpaid "volunteer time" to this multinational corporation, but for the sake of less ambiguity, feel free to ask me anything on the topic.
Anthony Lopez
>get job at amazon sort center >they hired 800 "seasonal" employees >every worker is part-time >every shift is 4 hours long >only scheduled 4 days a week >can pick up extra shifts if you sign up quick enough >can get fired for working 12 hours in 1 day >but only allowed to work 2 shifts in 1 day >they can require you to stay up to 1 hour late >then can require you to go home up to 1 hour early >job is retard-tier >scan box from sort line and put on pallet >repeat for 4 hours >require you to do stretches before shift >require you to do some faggy "amazon #1 cheer before work" >never will be able to make friends do to constantly walking around avoiding every person in order to get your box to the proper pallet without much difficulty >will likely walk 10 miles in that 4 hour shift
I was working in a fish processing facility before so I guess it's better than that.
Julian Flores
>volunteer time Come again?
Cameron Davis
>and I’m showing I’m not a shitskin. That’s it. LITERALLY A F U C K I N G CHINK
Grayson Nelson
I don't hate you. I know we're all leashed to this machine - Where as we labour away in the factory beneath, withering in body, you labour away in the officers above, withering in mind. We're in this together, we're held to unreasonable expectations and we're both pawns to some rich daddy's kid who inherited a business. They know nothing, all they see are numbers and statistics. They demand and threaten without understanding the implications of their requests. I've had times when mid-management came to visit us during work and they had no idea how the machinery even functioned or why it was "making weird noises".
Previously I ridiculed the real communists, the worker's soviets and such. Now I can see why they became so desperate and clung to dumb ideologies. A man latches onto any last bit of hope he could down here.
Ayden Flores
>require you to do some faggy "amazon #1 cheer before work" A M E R I C A
Dominic Gutierrez
itt: wagecucks that don't know that if someone fires me to fuck up my life i can kill said person to end their life to set a precedent for all ceos
Dominic Hill
Working for free so I don't get fired if my lack of getting something done causes consternation somewhere up the division of labor.
Chase Russell
I know that feel
Jacob Perez
>this happens constantly on grindr
fuck off faggot.
Logan Anderson
stay buttmad that I won't fuck you, gookspawn
Asher Moore
Yeah I remember taking history in high school and imagined if I was a russian peasant with no bread communism sounds absolutely wonderful. I’ve worked way too hard to throw away everything I’ve achieved so far and when I come into work I put on a pleasant shell sucking my bosses’ cock and keeping my head down, shutting up and doing work. I am sociable, approachable and try to be the best person I can keeping the best attitude, talking to everyone and trying not to be so down but sometimes it really takes a toll on you. In white collar work it’s all about appearances and how you present yourself. Everyone wants power and there really are so many assholes in the office
Evan Hughes
Seems like a good way to single yourself out as someone with a guilty conscience if you ask me.
Angel Kelly
This isn't too uncommon in Asian companies. I'm not seeing where the confusion is.
Anthony Hill
>In white collar work it’s all about appearances This is what I'm trying to tell you son. You appear to be the office bitch.
William Robinson
We have a few large American flags hanging from the ceiling and at least one flag of our State as well.
Jayden Bell
>i work for free and don't get paid >that way they won't fire me >after all, if i get fired, i won't get paid!
Cooper Allen
Dude, everyone’s kissing ass and sucking cock in the office one way or another. Everyone’s just trying to please everyone because it creates a false sense of pleasantry among us. It’s the same reason we say “let’s help the oprrssed refugees” instead of “let’s kill all muslims”. A blue pill, a shield from the truth
Evan Smith
kek
Wyatt Collins
>implying I'm chinky
Elijah Murphy
Regardless, I believe there's a light at the end of the tunnel, no matter how much of an asshole one's bosses and co-workers are. People like to think that we're endlessly replaceable, but I came to discover that we're actually not. Fewer and fewer people are willing to work and instead become neets, which is only good for us as the value of labour rises and so does our paychecks. I got a raise this month and another one is due by next January.
For now I must go, my shift begins in an hour or so. Keep fighting, bucko - It's live or die out there, even if you aren't crawling around 140C* machinery and imported shanghai aspartame like me.
Sebastian Hall
You must have a different office culture to us then. You'd just have all credit for success taken from you and every failure landed on your desk, you'd last maybe two months.
Charles Roberts
Fucking godspeed user. I hope one day we will meet and share our apathy of working and being a wageslave in thos world or the next!
Ryan White
You share an island with people who are one generation removed from eating people.
Juan Edwards
I pad the numbers to make like I am in compliance, hence where the 5-7 hours a week unpaid come from. Since there are no promotions on this shift, this is, unfortunatley, the best I will ever have it.
My area is a fucking mess when I come back from my weekly 2 days off. In a sense I'm some sort of great white hope since apparently no one else can get the job done.
Styx is a big hit in this break room.
Jose Sullivan
What I’m saying is of course I stand up for myself and fight for things I’m entitled to. If something’s not my fault I will voice that I’m not a complete bitch. It’s just this was an unforeseen circumstance and some shady things are happening that’s all. Other people have also been in that truck and it just so happens this one O was unlucky
Isaiah Bailey
Alright man, up to you. I personally would take this opportunity to remind my boss that we're both just guys, he's ten years older, in worse shape, and I've got my fucking eye on him. Never hurts to bank some respect.
Chase Collins
And zero generations away from burning witches
Brandon Martin
>work in warehouse >pretty good money for the hours, lots of chances to have smokos and slack off >half of workforce is chings >tell me funny ching jokes all day >go home, make music, play vidya, eat good >get new job >in warehousing >working with aussies and albanians >biggest fucking cunts on the planet, absolute shit workers but constantly cover their shit work by blaming new people >laugh, still get paid more than the people who have been there five years, purely because i negotiated salary well
Tell me anons, why haven't you picked up a job in the warehouse industry today?
Parker Cruz
Forklift races at the weekends?
Jaxon Lopez
>working with aussies and albanians >biggest fucking cunts on the planet, absolute shit workers but constantly cover their shit work by blaming new people
yet another immigrant chink detected out
Levi Edwards
lol i'm not a chink m8, pom that moved here nearly 15 years ago aussies got good banter though, they can keep up with the best.
fucking oath m8
Logan Morgan
Good times. I miss being in school.
Adam Campbell
>Working inventory / merchandise at BestBuy. >it's the most fun I've had at a job > spend all day getting exercise and helping old people find shit like CD players or Phone chargers
I talked my way out of minimum wage and since I've already got my degree I can apply for a leadership position in a whiter state after a year.
The employee discount is fucking amazing it's manufacturer cost +5% got myself a nice pair of corsair void pro 2 dolby for 40$
most retail sucks but this store only sells entertainment so the customers are usually in good moods and excited about whatever garbage they buy.
Easton Perry
Check out that soy hand.
Jose Thompson
>Bossman tells you what to d- Nah son, not here
Benjamin Parker
>working for free time to find a new job if you're hourly and not salary.