Why does Sup Forums like yuri? I think it's boring and unrealistic

Why does Sup Forums like yuri? I think it's boring and unrealistic.

>girls being attractive to girls is unrealistic
Have you seen girls? They're pretty attractive

>unrealistic.

What's so unrealistic about girls loving girls? You know they actually do that, right?

And why would realism even be something you consider important in anime/manga? The real sucks, escapism is much better

Sup Forums is a bunch of overly-emotional little girls who get off to soft porn.

>unrealistic

>unrealistic

I want to live in your world.

>billion fucking stories about some anime faggot Peter Parker going to school and getting roped into some dumb bullshit and a dozen supermodels are in love with him because he has something resembling basic courtesy and practices fundamental hygiene
>stories about giant robots or how everybody inexplicably has that billionaire friend that pays for all of them to do dumb shit

That's a-okay.

>girls being intimate with other girls
Slow the fuck down, amigo.

Why does Sup Forums like isekai? I think it's boring and unrealistic.

Sup Forums likes girls twice as much as it likes boys.
Boys equal 1, girls equal 2.
Extrapolating on this:
Male x male = 1 x 1 = 1
Male x female = 1 x 2 = 2
Female x female = 2 x 2 = 4
As we can see yuri is far superior to any other combination, now stop complaining about cute girls loving other cute girls, and grab your dick like the rest of us.

I prefer forced yuri, consent is so obsolete

It's can be pretty cute sometimes. I wouldn't say I particularly like or dislike it, though.

why does Sup Forums like harem? It's boring and unrealistic

I thought it was like this
female x female > male x male > male x female

>multiple girls chasing after you
>shenanigans everywhere
>boring
I mean you don't have to like it but calling it boring is stupid.

>multiple girls chasing after you
>you
>after you
user I have bad news

>chasing after you

And I have bad new for you too.

I like it because it's cute. Seeing two girls together warms my heart. Also, lesbians exist in real life.

>what is self inserting

>chasing after you
Haremfags are cancer.

>multiple girls chasing after you

>what is self inserting

Oh my god.

All women are homo

Self inserting is real. You wouldn't know since you watch yurishit.

>Sup Forums likes girls twice as much as it likes boys.

>anime and mango
>unrealistic
Tell me me more, user.

>doesn't even self insert as a girl
Christ, you'd think this kind of normalfag would just stay on reddit.

Do the homo "it's time" threads get shitposted as much as yuri threads?

>Sup Forums likes girls twice as much as it likes boys.
This premise is false. Sup Forums is filled with homosexuals who crave dicks.

There is no rule that says that you must self insert as a girl.

No, but half of that is just because one of the most prolific antiyuri shitposters is a diaperfag fujoshi.

You'd think it'd be kind of a false flag, the kind you see IRC and the like trying to pull off, but nah, guy's literally insane.

Stop projecting fujoshit.

When there's heterosexual romance, those anons are overwhelmed by their own inadequacy. They realize no woman will ever love them, so they pretend they're all lesbians so that they have an excuse other than "I'm a fat loser with no redeeming qualities."

Why would anyone want 3D to start with?
the newfags in this thread scares me.
People who unironically enjoys harem.

>so they pretend they're all lesbians so that they have an excuse other than "I'm a fat loser with no redeeming qualities."
I don't get it. Wouldn't seeing fictional lesbians actually hurts these people more than relieving them of their suffering?

Sup Forums doesn't like yuri. Sup Forums like harems and romcoms. The people that like yuri are usually a minority on Sup Forums just like their yaoi counterparts.

>projecting
I'm the latter and I like both

It's honestly one part thirsty lesbians and bisexual losers, one part absolute fucking loser females who fuse both their lack of sexual contact with the opposite sex and lack of same sex friends with yuri so they can kill two birds with one stone and loser dudes who are so inadequate that any male even a barely human blob of vaguely male grey art is considered a threat to their masculinity and reminds them of how big of a fucking loser they are.

It's shit, just like yaoi. Everyone who likes it should be hanged.

It's funny to see people come up with the most insulting explanations to discredit a genre they don't like.
Keep telling yourselves you're better because your taste is superior.

Honestly, since gay "normality" is being pushed so hard by today's society, I've lost a lot of interest in yuri. It's just not the same anymore. It used to be about two cute girls fighting again the world and saying "who cares about them, our love matters most." Now it's just like "Eh, whatever, it's another set of rug munchers."

t. yurishitter

Nothing to do with taste here, user. People either like fictional lesbians or don't.

Oh yeah people who watch harems are alpha and on top of the food chain

A guy cannot be a fujoshi.

Well, he's a fudanshi then.

That is kinda true.

LOL
IT IS FORBIDDEN LOVE THEREFORE IT IS SWEETER!!
Yeah, dumb bitches fall for that shit all of the time.

>l liked yuri before it was cool
Literally you.

cuz it's fluffy and cute and it makes me happy

>tfw didn't like yuri before it was cool

I wish I participated in the Marimite threads or posted ShizNat pictures

Yuri as defined by romance-fags who claim that something is only then yuri if it ends with the two girls kissing and/or marrying and such is boring.
But that's because romance stories tend to be boring. And because such stories just feature two cute girls doing nothing but being cutely together.

Now, if it's an action series, or a comedy series that happens to also have yuri, then I like it very much. Even better if guys do exist and are okay with the relationship between the two female characters who are into each another.

Moeblobs can't love moeblobs.

Where all the cool butch girls at?

Or you know, some dudes like to see girls cuddle under sheets because 1+1=2. Not every romance has to have cock, fag boy.

How can the user self insert then?

>Not self inserting as a cute girl
Fag.

>I have to self insert or I can't appreciate something
How do you people even live

Why does user want to self-insert so much, does he also not play games with female protags

>ShizNat
A lesbian rapist and her victim suffering from Stockholm Syndrome. This is where it's at in My Hime.

This is the greatest heresy, kys you ugly dyke, butch is fucking disgusting and I'm glad the nips realize this and hardly ever use them because they are ugly as sin.

It's escapism.

Blonde girl stayed clueless and is probably straight while glasses is too beta

It's a mental illness that should be treated, is not good to use them for masturbation or wish fulfillment.

>unrealistic
All of anime is unrealistic you monkey, kill yourself.

Yuri is the best boy though.

Don't worry Carol, Misuzu will show you the light.

>Haruka
>straight
She's repressed about her sexuality, sure, but she's about as straight as a rainbow.

elementary my dear
1 + 1 = 2

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Sup Forums just a bunch of faggot. why you wonder?

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Yeah, up to a point.
But that's fucking porno and only lasts till the nut is busted or we get bored.
The latter oft happens a hell of lot faster then the former.
Yuri? It's an entire relationship with all of the stuff that goes along with it between two women.
If the guy doesn't seriously have issues with women and or self esteem issues, then he's self inserting as the chick.

The butches that are used are almost always the rare hot tomboy.
And like in real life, they are one two hour chad thundercock/jamal longdick deep dicking away from going bi/straight.

> I think it's boring and unrealistic.
Because straight romance in anime or harem shows with male MC are instead so realistic...

Most depiction of romance being striaght or lesbian or gay male is unrealistic in anime.

I dunno man, this was pretty fuckin real.

Some people have shit taste. Yuri may be incredibly boring, but its not unrealistic

>this shit thread

Alright, since everyone doesn't want to admit the truth, I'll drop it on the floor here.

Japan doesn't take it seriously so they can be lewd as fuck on air; even lewder in BDs. Yuri is a fetish; nothing more, everything less. It's solely for otaku to fap to and obsess about because "it's super cute, in a very sexual way". Likely because to them their waifus aren't sullied by a cock compared to if it was a het pairing (which gets them the slut/whore moniker).

People like to pretend shows like Madoka were revolutionary for the yuri romance, but it was never anything but blatant otaku pandering. Like 99% of all yuri material in the anime market. It's just for male otaku to sexualize and consume. That's why Sup Forums likes yuri.

There's examples of good femalexfemale relationships, like Sailor Moon, but those are far and few between.

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Get out

source?

14-sai no Koi. Glasses is a side character who suffers for five volumes (good shit), school nurse is also a side character and a very recent addition.

If you want yuri-only work from the same author, look for Lonely Wolf, Lonely Sheep or Like a Cinderella.

>Sailor Moon
>good femalexfemale relationships
What?

They're all straight or otherwise just want to fuck anything. The only actual "yuri" couple in the show are unfaithful sluts.

I'm guessing you don't read manga.

Thanks!

He probably means Neptune and Urectum.

I honestly don't get how people can get interested in heterosexual romance without some delusional mental gymnastics. I mean, you're just stuck helplessly watching some dude woo a girl. That's like, being cucked again and again. Why should I give a fuck?

Yeah, that's who I'm referring to as well, the unfaithful sluts.

Sup Forums likes yuri?

Sure. Just not yurifags.
And not even yurifags like their fellow yurifags. For a good reason.

>Why does Sup Forums like yuri?

1 + 1 = 2

>And not even yurifags like their fellow yurifags.
This is sadly very true.

shit taste is hated everywhere, no surprise yurifag hates each other as well.

Rememebr, every girl that is yuri is a girl that won't go after your dick.

2D is no different. She will never be your waifu cause she's too busy munching carpet.

I only like the doujins that shows a dyke getting gang banged by fat old men.

It does have something going on for it.

yuri is interesting

anything is better than male x female, you are not wrong

/u/ should stay in /u/

Sup Forums hates yuri because well over 50% of Sup Forums is 2014 cancer who fell for IRC spamming copypasta

no /u/
I notice you didn't sage when you posted that

why would he sage his group's thread
that would be really counterproductive

I'm really starting to get the impression that there is people in this board that are truly disliking /u/ without trolling?
Is this even possible? Can a human mind work that way?

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