Seacats

Holy shit how can any of you like this bitch?
She is an obnoxious, autistic, delusional whore who has no heart and clearly gives no shit about her beloved family. Her constant "Uuu" and "Kihihi" are even more annoying.
>B-but she's only 9 years old
That's not an excuse to be autistic. I was more of an elegant and noble lady at the age 9. Plus at 9 that's the age you should start thinking about boys and dicks, not witches and non-existant magics.

I'm glad Rosa smacks the bitch Maria is. Fuck cunt.

I want to make Rosa my mother-in-law!

Everyone is Innocent.

I want to stick my dick in Maria.

>at 9 that's the age you should start thinking about boys and dicks
Where are all these 9 year olds running around looking for dick?

Me.

Why is Bern evil? I thought she was on my side? Why is Battora suddenly helping Beato? Hurry up and go back home. Your imouto is waiting for you.

Maria did nothing wrong. She didn't deserve anything that happened to her.

Maria did everything wrong. She deserved everything that happned to her.

Magic doesn't exists.

I didn't know dicks exist until I had biology classes in middle school.

Are you a qt grill?

Are you watching Yuri on Ice?

Why would I watch a show about homos ice skating?

>non-existant magics.

Because homos are delicious.

Besto witch

I want to deito Lucifer.

>seacats thread
>no one wants to deito Lucifer yet
Where are you user?

There you are

Bern is on your side though. She wants to expose the entire mystery for the reader, rather than keeping things ambiguous.

Wait a minute if Shannon is Kanon then why are they together next to each other even in scenes with Battler?

She's on my side but not Battler's right? Because that's how I see it.

The scene must been seen through the eyes of the detective or it doesn't matter.

Posting best Seacat.

Because she wears a stupid little hat.

So I must self insert as Erika?

I'm pretty sure they were together in Ep 1-4 even with Battler, unless you're telling me he wasn't the detective in those 4 eps.

So who was gay?

>In the year of our lord Kek 2016 a month before the Donald becomes President
>Magic not being real

I'm sorry what?

There has to be a scientific reason Trump got elected.

Name a specific scene where they appeared in front of him.

It's been a while so I might be wrong but I do kind of recall in episode 1 Kanon and Shannon in front of the cousins, Battler included, when Kanon was first introduced.

Kanon was alone when he was first introduced to Battler. Battler didn't meet Shannon until they arrived at the guest house. Kanon was not present at the time.

Shkanon was a popular theory for a reason even before the Chiru arcs.

>Shkanon was a popular theory for a reason even before the Chiru arcs.
I can see why but it's still ridiculous
I mean someone on the island should have noticed the two not existing at the same time.

Of course, but they probably all just played along. If that is less ridiculous, I don't know.

Indeed, which is why so many rejected it, but Genji, Kumasawa, and Nanjo were in on it, so you can rule them out. Krauss and Natsuhi never pay any mind to the servants anyway, so maybe it can slip by them as well. Gohda may or may have not known, if he did know he could have been threatened. As far as the others, they're only on the island for that short period before everyone starts dying.

Jessica is the only real headscratcher since she seems to be close to Shannon and it's hard to believe she wouldn't notice after all the time they spent together before the family conference.

Everyday until we reach the golden land.

I never figured out what the golden land actually is or is supposed to represent.

Well they have different shifts, it's not like Shannon and Kanon always work together everyday so Jessica's case is believeable.

Nirvana.

Were there really bombs in the food?

Neither does grammar.

Kanon was totally a she.

I want to fuck Lambdadelta!

So are there no official explanations on what really happened? All I find are theories on how the murders really happened.

Read the manga, dumbass.

I enjoyed the anime

When R07 next anime adaptation?

I wanted to slap the shit out of her in episode 2. It balanced itself after that though.
She deserves pity.

>non-existant magics
How about you try saying that in red, bitch?

>She wants to expose the entire mystery for the reader
She wants to make it clear, but she won't spell everything out.
Didn't she say something like that when Clair thanked her for the body?

>mfw Higanbana anime Fall 2017
(That's my prediction anyway)

>I mean someone on the island should have noticed the two not existing at the same time.
How often do people question things like that?
The servants helped them with work schedules. For what reason would someone need to see those two together?

Bern, Lambda, Erica.

Do you guys think Kinzo was an okay father before Beatrice died? Krauss was already around 14 and Eva 12 or so, so he was a dad for about a decade and a half while perfectly mentally stable.

Are you baiting? There's literally a book with official answers.
It's on the wiki too. How about you try opening it?

>it's another "I totally did not expect the number of people to be a lie" episode

>okay father
He might have been.
I doubt his old family was a top priority after meeting Beatrice though.

>That's not an excuse to be autistic.
You do know that she's autistic, right?

Yes

Shkanon is retarded so I dropped it at 7
Should I even bother with 8?

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If you think it is, can you offer another satisfying explanation?

A witch did it.

Well no more than 17 people isn't a lie.

Then why did you ever read past 1?

George was the killer all along.

good enough
post them

Never read this shit, but I'm guessing the loli is the killer. I was 8 in 1995, I remember Who Shot Mr. Burns. Having the child/baby be the killer is such a tired fucking """"""plot twist."""""""
Sorry if I sound grumpy, very deprived of sleep I am.

You know what I mean.

You're wrong

It's actually more unexpected yet retarded than that.

>loli is the killer
Wrong. Beatrice would not do that to her friend.
Maria's only role is to be her messenger and help her magic grow in power.

Kumasawa was Beatrice. It totally makes sense.

Kumasawa already is Virgilia

>unexpected
Only if you stop thinking.
>retarded
>He can't see the heart

You know what's more retarded? Having the cute, shy and soft spoken girl being the mastermind. Tired of reruns here.

Well, she is responsible for being her "magic teacher".

Jokes aside I can see George cooperating with Shannon.

It's not like it was one of her roles or anything, right?

When you found out?
The "love trial" made it obvious to me but I didn't want to believe

Yasu did nothing wrong.
Praise the eternal catbox!
Praise lady Beatrice!

Still a dumb plot twist

Even if she was (she isn't) you should read it for the meta fuckery.

>foreshadowed since episode 1
>plot twist

I'm a total idiot so ep7 when Will interrogated them.

What was the point of the MARIA killing Rosa over and over again scene?

I only remember one golden age mystery book in wich a loli is the killer, its generally pretty rare.

Post crying Battler.

Ehh why would I do that

When Battler couldn't find the body.

I was too much taken aback by what was shown to me so pretty much like

Fantasy view point. Also Maria's fears and frustration.

Why do we call it seacats again?

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because

I was in denial of Shkanon until ep 7 because I didn't want to believe the truth was that retarded.

I want to strangle Maria like the cunt she is

Nihongo.

Wow I am literally retarded just like Maria.