These are your options tonight. You can only pick one

These are your options tonight. You can only pick one.

Dekomori dess.

Can't I just play WoW by myself?

>all of them are dykes
Turn 180 degrees and run like the wind.

I don't understand how that tail works. Must be a pain to walk and sit down normally.

>a painfully chuuni honor student who's in a love-hate relationship with a complete cunt.
>literally autistic
>shit hairstyle, can be lovable but only if you earn your way into her good side which isn't worth it.
>tail too fat, emotionally immature not to mention chronic codependency and liable to just violently dragon her way out of situations. It's in her genes as a chaos dragons, which are basically the dragon equivalent of niggers.
>A calm, caring figure with minor PTSD who have seen some shit, but has those moments where you can clearly see her appreciation of the good things in life. Also is a 10/10 secretary.
There is rarely a choice this obvious.

Dragon girl since the tail would be fun to play with while fucking her + tits.

Is dragon girl the new Shinka?

>Making me choose between ribbons and deko
Ughhh this is harder then picking a college

>>A calm, caring figure with minor PTSD who have seen some shit, but has those moments where you can clearly see her appreciation of the good things in life. Also is a 10/10 secretary.
She is nagging too much. If i wanted a servant, i`d hire one that doesnt speak against me and make me feel more miserable by pointing out my flaws and touching wounds.

The only one I recognize is the fairy, so I pick her. It's the safest option.

>These are your options tonight
Really? I thought the options that the Vic Viper used were actually tiny rotating satellites. Or just orange balls of light that shot the same thing that the Vic Viper shoots.

A toss between ribbons and the fairy.

Air head meat slab

That's a very shit roster but I go with Deko.

No

slut

>180 degrees

But then you'd be walking right into them

Good thing I'm a girl then.
>inb4 LONDON

I'd hatefuck Ribbons, probably while playing the trumpet.

We're all little girls.

Just look at the size of the dragon girl's tail. It's base must be so big that she probably doesn't have any butt cheeks.

That would be 360 degrees user. Go back to school.

Is it bad that the first connection I made was that most of them are autists and not that they're all blonde or from KyoAni shows?