Walk into a room

>Walk into a room
>See these gentleman
>Jon Stewart closes and locks the door behind you
Colbert:
>"So, user... I heard you were a Drumpf supporter?"
>They all laugh
>"Uhm at l-least h-he's better t-than Hillary! I-I'm sorry if i offended anyone"
>They're all laughing even harder now
>John Oliver is bashing the table with his hands, he can't contain his laughter
>you start sweating
>"W-what's s-so funny?"
>Your comment only feeds the fire, as John Oliver is now rolling on the floor
>His stomach hurts from laughing
>Suddenly, the three mens laughter and joy turns into silence
>Awkward, long silence
Colbert says to his comrades:
>"Well, let's show user how we treat Drumpf-supporters around here"
>You can see the anger and frustration in their faces
>Their lust for revenge against those who voted for the man that ridiculed them on that long, dark November night.
>You start to literally shake as they surround you
>Stewart grabs your hair, pulls you close, face-to-face, and spits you right in the eye
>"COME ON G-GUYS, D-DON'T DO THIS!"
>Colbert kicks your legs, bring you down on your knees
>"G-GUYS PLEASE, I SWEAR I'LL VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATS NEXT YEAR. P-PLEASE DON'T D-DO THIS I'VE ALREADY H-HAD A ROUGH Y-YEAR"
>John Oliver, with fury, bashes your nose with his right fist
>"DON'T MENTION THE YEAR, YOU LITTLE TWAT"
>The three of them, with excellent teamwork, succeeds in pulling of your pants
>Colbert rips of your underwear and then proceeds to lick his index and middle finger wet
>He sticks it, deep, into your anus
>You scream in pain, no man, and obviously no woman, has ever done this to you before
>You're screaming is quickly subdued by Jon Stewart, who's entire fist has been stuffed down your throat
>Colbert finally stops
>He pulls out his fingers from your bum
>before leaving the room, Colbert walks in front of you, kneels down and says with a quite, intimidating voice:
>"Drumpf may have gotten 2 scoops, but you, my friend, got 2 of Stephen's stingy-sticky fingers"

Figuresbthe Swede goes for the raped by liberalism fantasy. Projection much?

Stop hiding your flag then, faggot

current year man

That's a nice little story you typed out but I'm not gonna bother reading it to just say, there's literally nothing threatening about any of these three "men". A tiny woman could beat them up in a fight and they'd probably brag about it in their next show.

Go get grenaded.

I actually like this. But in reality, I'd be the one who rapes them.

You actually took the time to write out this nonsense. I'm embarassed for you, user.

Kys

it's funny though

I appreciate your effort.

>"DON'T MENTION THE YEAR, YOU LITTLE TWAT"
decent

>implying it wouldn't be consensual
wow user are you are a cuck or something

>Swede sharing his soyboy gangraoe fantasy
Absolutely pathetic

No it isn't, Muhammad

Laugh at this non-threatening gaggle of limp wrist numale hebes.

Pretty good

>Stewart grabs your hair, pulls you close, face-to-face, and spits you right in the eye

>Stewart gets a milk crate, pulls himself up on top of it, stretches his arms up and grabs your hair...

...

>Sweden
This all makes sense.

John Oliver needs to be deported. Moving to a country so you can make a career out of bashing it is the epitome of faggotry.

I have to wonder why Jon Stewart still pretends to be a comedian. He keeps being presented as though he's one, like in the autism festival that was advertised about, when he pretty gave up humor to become a straight political commentator.

Tucker Carlson now looks like more of a comedian now than Jon.

lol
funny larp
more like, they close the door
grinning ensues
and all three betacuck faggots are neutralized the second they try anything
and the world is a better place

and we SAGE your stupid little faggot larps

>> Drumpf
> Generaru Morozu~mi > GURAGu no Fureezou!

> "DON'T MENTION THE YEAR, YOU LITTLE TWAT"
great effort, Sweden