This vile vampire just made a mess out of your bed. Punish her! You have a stake nearby, right?

This vile vampire just made a mess out of your bed. Punish her! You have a stake nearby, right?

Oh, I got a stake nearby, baby.

What is it with all these roleplaying masturbation threads?

>impale the vampussy with my stake

Lick it.

Sup Forums is full of 12 years old horny kid who don't even watch anime and just come here to fap.

I'd tell her to take her smelly feet off my bed

The stake was always a metaphor for a penis, even in Dracula. So yes, I have a stake nearby.

the mods are garbage and don't know that /e/ exists

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Having trouble thinking of a worst fetish right now and I've been on Sup Forums since long before it turned to shit

are you new or what? threads like this one have existed since the creation of this board.

No more Donuts. And no more headpats too.

i think i'd just cut off her limbs one by one and then leave her out in the sunlight

Board "culture".

No more headpats is punishing yourself. Keep it at no more donuts and reduce the sentence if she cleans up after herself.

Seeing how Kiss Shot begs for a headpat, I owuld say it's a punition too.

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Ooh yeah baby. Does she like it rare or well done?

>offtopic shit is okay because the shit was always here
Just masturbate before you come to Sup Forums, can't be this difficult.

I'd imagine she likes it freshly killed.

I don't have any complaints, that's like 30% cleaner than usual.

That just means we need to lay closer together to avoid the mess

the whole point of image boards are meme threads like this one, faggot. it will stay that way and there's nothing you can do about it.

>haha dude Sup Forums is just for meme haha lol i use Sup Forums to shitpost while i go on reddit for intelligent discussion haha lol

>look at catalog
>it's full of threads like this

stay butthurt faggot

This is a Yotsuba B board, it's not for masturbation.

Sleeping on all that crap would be super uncomfortable. Just clean it off and lay close anyways.

Nobody is masturbating.

I am user.

But would you be able to resist if she begged for one?

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>Not RPing with your long-time friends
>Not making friends with your long-time RP partners

You're missing out. Even ones with only occasional sex or lewd-free RP can fun is there's a good story tying it together.

tfw my waifu is an OC a buddy RPs for me

No.

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