Opinions on Norway?

Opinions on Norway?

you're gay hahaha

That's rude. I do like to dress up as a woman sometimes, but I'm NOT gay.

I just love Norway.
You have really nice Education system and cool DJs.

>le epic attempt at being funny

There's something inherently wrong with Norwegian minds. Incapable of processing thoughts properly. I am being very honest.

I want a strong norwegian woman that I can ride to do my errands.

What are you talking about? I'm the funniest guy around in my world. It's just that I'm the only one in my world.

>that's the scandinavian concept of a joke
Fuck, now I see why they consider you all a bunch of depressing cucks.

Finland with more Fjords, oil and Sami?

Its pure crap. Fucking white niggers. Ali will rape you soon. Fuck this place.

Subhuman faggots. They apparently love somalians too

its not white

You need a Silje Torp, then.

It wasn't really a joke

haha pizzabro?

Blonde soyboys but not as cucked as Sweden. I mean, how could anyone be?

So you're a cuck that likes to crossdress. Typical of scandicucks of course.

Perhaps go back to sweden?

Brother!

Yes, but I'm NOT gay. I literally hate gay people.

>how could anyone be?

we're trying

You should castrate yourself.

Almost as bad as us, but more smug

Demographically you're far worse.

You're not gay, just like Odin.

Sweden's retarded brother. Sweden>Norway in everything.

A shit, almost forgot it is still a close competition!

I second this

How can anyone live without balls?

>t.Svenska

best country to live in europe
send me pics

Why do you ask this pointless question? Why do you even care what other think about your country? Just go outside, look at things and form your own opinion.

cold

>Sweden>Norway in everything
Sven, no one except you, Hans and Mr 56% cares about the annually sucking dick contest

You just offended Odin. That's a capital offence in Norway. You will hear from Interpol.

So we are supposed to love gay people now? When did this start?

What is this? Ancient Greece?

yhea but we dont have migrant rape gangs and grenade attacks

Apart from Oslo you got a lovely country Anders. The norwegian fjords are majestic.

Odin is Ukko's gay cousin.

>Still salty
Guess who got two tumbs and going to moskow

This guy

>t. USA

I was going to say something mean about you but there was norway I could do that

Wrong, Germany is Denmark's brother

i have some friends from norway
cool people but you are honestly way too nice
Should learn to be cunts from time to time

>send me pics
Will be my pleasure. I'm 52 by the way.

seems pretty ideal

>comfy
>beautiful winter/landscape
>one of least cucked european states, not in EU
>is at the end of the continent, only way in is through sea or border with Sweden, which is ideal for defense in wr

I proclaim we make Norway the 4th reich

Both Norway and New Zealand is equally irrelevant

>somalians

ask me how I know you're american
they're somalis you retarded fuck

No, but hating gays while being a cross dressing faggot yourself is pure hypocrisy. Being gay is not something one can help, but supporting gay culture should be punishable.

Germany got much better nature than Norgay

thats a bit mean to norway

send to /soc/ in that case

Stop making these threads on Sup Forums you useless subhuman

Thor was even a cuck. Guess who was the role model for the vikings at the time...

What? See, scandicucks try so hard to be funny and then make no sense.

>favorite archive poster
>not Sweden
>blonde womens
>unfortunately not starting the 4th Reich

>only way in is through sea or border with Sweden
American education

>Minnesota got the largest Norwegian-American and the largest Somalian-American population in the entire United States
Really makes you think

Right now, considering it's size, I would say Norway is somewhat relevant.

kek

Just a little reminder that italy isn't going to the worldcup.

Honestly i would like to hear how the situation is, as i am considering to move there.
I work in IT and my plan is to move within the next 4 years, learning the language before that point.
Any thoughts on that?
How is the situation with rapefugees?
How is culture, how easy would it be to start fresh there?
Is the government as overbearing as it is in germany? making dozens of laws on every shitty little thing, censoring media?

I just want to live somewhere free, without being dictated what to think, who to like and be free of religion and leftist ideology. Is norway the place for me to be?

>one of the least cucked european states
My fucking sides.

>Should learn to be cunts from time to time

And then complain that they are being cunts from time to time. Basically they are stripping you of gossiping rights...

You were cool once.

Fuck you Sweden, you don’t even deserve to take part.

You too, brother

Nice landscape very beautiful nature pictures. And white, but like a lot of the Scandinavian countries to secular for my taste user.

What a retarded dumb faggot thread this is holy shit

Yea you aint going eather
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHA LET CUT INSIDE MAN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Really? Is that your only comeback? You're such low energy faggots. I understand why you're so cucked right now.

Can you give me some insight on
please?
I would really appreciate it!

That isn’t even funny you Somali worshipping cum swallower.

Are you faggots ever going to make Series Two of Okkupert or is that dead now?

>Opinions on Norway?

Fjertmunnen

sucks

Cucked, just like any other western country these days.

Sorry, but I can't help you. I am originally from Iceland, I just moved here 3 months ago.
>Rapefugees
There is some non whites here in Alta (Northern Norway), but not too many (I think the situation is worse in Oslo and maybe Bergen)

Literally the only safe country in the world now. I'm moving to Telemark in 2 months. In Norway I can do all the things I want to do without getting into trouble for it. I can grow my own food, I can homeschool my kids, I can live a productive life in a beautiful environment and I can hunt, fish and go hiking whenever the fuck I want.

In England on the other hand, they're constantly trying to pass legislation (which will soon succeed) that makes most of those things illegal (they can't make hiking illegal but with the way this country is going, they'd probably demand you pay £500 a year for a "leisure permit".

Norway is objectively the best country in Europe, and by some standards, the world. My only fear is that people will wake up to how good it is and then everyone ends up moving there, thus turning it into the shit-holes they came from.

Normenn, kjemp for Norge.

This is a typical Norwegian couple. Him from Afghanistan and her, from here.

3 months?
How has it been so far?
Do you regret moving?
Iceland is pretty far up my list aswell.
What country is better for livin a religion and leftist free life?

But still not 100% white etnostate like hungary and poland.

Hungary.

Why does it hurt so much?

For real? Hungary?
Can you tell me why?

I would rather live in a 95% white country like Norway that has money and a beautiful landscape than live in a shithole like Hungary or Poland just because "muh 100% white people" even though they're all uneducated christcucks who are known worldwide for stealing, gambling and "public porn".

Kek look at those snow mongols

fran reva

That has been my view on the matter aswell so far.

If you are VERY good in IT your oculd get a well paying job, at least in Oslo.

We are a bit more free here than in Germany I think. We could even deny the holocaust here lmao.

While visiting Sweden a few years back I applied for a tech job in Oslo, quickly got an interview

During the interview, I was describing my mathematics education in the US and mentioned that I got to skip 2 years of math in high school due to superior performance.

The interviewer was visibly sad wishing he was able to have done the same, saying "I wish I could have done that here, but it is prohibited. We all must be treated the same"

>Fucking equality cucks

Well have fun seeing norweigians opt for afghan cock rather than a white boi.

From there, moving the fuck back after I get my degree, fuck this Mexican shithole

Sounds good. Well i just started my career in IT.
I was workin as a newspaper journalist before, but since all the newspapers are dieing i changed my field for somehting with more future. So i dont know if im very good, yet.
How much do you think would it pay if im just average?

>oil
>salmon
>breivik
>scandinavian
>welcome refugees and niggers
>???

That's about it

>How has it been so far?
It's been great, People here has been friendly when they finaly starts talking, the wages are good
>Do you regret moving?
Not anymore, regretted it in the beginning, but that was because i missed my family and didn't know that many People here
>Religion free
Religion is almost irrelevant in both countries.
>Leftists
I don't know yet, but Norway seems to have a more stable government than Iceland

Norwegians on Sup Forums are all cringy af. Except me, of course.

That's 'cause you're smart, Krautbro.

Norwegians look down on racemixing and have now for the second time voted in the 2 most anti-immigration parties in the country. Them being "Nordic" doesn't mean they're cucked like Sweden. Besides, my wife is German so I'm not bothered about the one Norwegian girl you knew who obviously rejected you in favor for a shitskin.

You forgot fjords.

A better, less degenerate version of Sweden. Most beautiful country in Europe in my opinion, nice culture and people too.

I hope you annex your neighbors or build a wall around them.

t. Swede

Just to advertise a bit, you could move to finland as well for that ethnostate feefee

I like how your women are buff like men. it reminds me of my pet goat I had to leave behind.