Veterans of Pol, Tell Us A War Story

It doesn't have to be hardcore. Tell us an amusing tale of negro or female ineptitude, perhaps. Family war stories from when grandpa killed the nips are welcome here too.

My grandpa flew planes over korea, he said it was sucky but he got drafted.

He got really interested in Cameras though because the military gave him cool camera shit so when he retired he opened an online camera store.

Sorry he didn't share much before he kicked it.

I beat up a bedouin when I was doing some shady shit in the Sandbox, I also took a shit in front of a convoy, one of the people in said convoy was none other than a Two Star General and the MEU commander.

Good times

mein opa was a nazi though

>Being in Mali, African shithole of unique levels even for Africa
>Helping local "forces" which are basically negros larping as soldiers
>Other guys arrest some rebels yesterday
>Local "colonel" (which is really a tribal chieftain in uniform) lines them up
>Asks the first guy "Are you a rebel?"
>Skinny malnourished negro stutters he is not
>Bam, shot in the head
>We all get down, what the fuck is going on
>Just before we can do anything else, "colonel" asks second one
>"Are you a rebel?"
>"Yes, I am"
>Bam, shot in the head
>We got ordered to rush the stupid asshole, so we do that
>Staying with loaded rifle against the surprised "colonel" and his chimpcorps.
>They start aiming at us
>White French Army colonel (real one) storms in, orders us down and starts screaming at a chimp colonel
>Can't understand that well
And this is closest I've ever been to a firefight.

>be at work
>have 4 airmen under me
>I always have to go look for the niggers
>They are always hiding out somewhere doing nothing
>give them paperwork
>nothing works
Nigs gonna nig.

>be me
>10 years ago
>work in firm that retains 88 year old ww2 vet who delivers mail around office
>vet no longer needed but the firm guarantees his job as long as he wants it
>vet tells me stories about fighting at the Battle of Guadalcanal as a young Marine
>shares horror stories of being stuck on the island
>Japanese shelling
>unbearable heat
>rampant disease and diarrhea
>little provisions and little hope
>says he's hated summer ever since, prefers the cold
>says he hated all gooks for longest time
>he's at the bus stop one day
>falls down
>struggles to get up but can't
>teenage girl helps him up
>looks up realizes the teen is Asian
>vet bursts into tears
>tells her he's sorry, he's sorry
>she's baffled by his apology
>she says she didn't mind helping him
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>said he let go of his hatred for Asians that day
His stories were truly unbelievable. He passed about five years ago

I'm glad you didn't suffer like those poor Belgians did. Africa is hopeless and lost

Did he slam her tight yellow pussy with his wrinkly cock?

>be a wango
>hiding inna bush with my .50 cal
>"hey army buddy, I see da tango"
>"tango down"
>go back to base and eat warm food saved for us

THE MEME WAR WAS SHORT AND SWEET, BUT I HAVE PTSD FROM ALL THE PEPES THAT WEREN'T SAVED

Me too. Would not go again, sucks too much. 60 degrees celsius and fucking sand spiders.

>Watching some family tending some camels
>Little girl shooing camels along
>Big buck nigga camel gets a fucking attitude
>Little girl starts sprinting at the rear of this camel
>Tomahawks an foot long length of rope with a huge knot on it right into the camel’s balls
>Camel doesn’t move just throws its head back screaming
>War is Hell

>muh asian gurl
sounds like a fag

That was pretty gay

My grandpa fought in Wehrmacht, both in France and Russia. At the end of the war he was stationed in Pilsen, Czechoslovakia. After the bombing raid he was buried in the raid shelter, together with four frightened women. They spent almost two days there. Grandpa told me they all wanted to fuck desperately as they thought they were going to die. One of his better war memories.

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Spotted the newfag

Czech volunteer or volksdeutsche? What happened with him after the war?

I wish

>Be me burning shit
>Relaxing af don’t let them fool you
>Tending 6 burning half barrels of shit like a pro
>Stirring that shit so good
>See NCO sprinting to the shitters
>Dis gonna be good
>slide smoldering half barrel of charred shit under that NCO booty
>NCO starts cussing at me but his dirty ass has turned him into my slave temporarily
>This is what god must feel like
>Get smoked for like 5 hours
>Never allowed to burn shit again
>Denied my god like power

Keked heartily, that was very good. Thanks user.

>be me
>deadliest man on earth
>CIA Marine Delta Seal, top sniper in the entire DoD
>be in Afghanistan
>see man having sex with goat
>kill him
>call 's grandpa
>tell him he's a fag
>go home and have sex with countless Hijabbed women who desire Big White Cock
War is hell, niggers.

Bah, your grandpa was a subhuman peasant like you user.

Bump for good thread.

>>Nq5+b/UT
He was from a half-German family living in Sudetenland. After the war he managed to obtain papers confirming he was Czech, lived a normal life.

>be me back in the days
>crawling through the mud in some god forsaken trench
>suddenly a farmer
>we were meant to go stealth
>we climb up and aim our guns
>i scream pew pew pew and wave it around
>we run like hell lest the farmer releases his dogs
milennials will never know how 80's kids played outside

>Going on a patrol in trucks
>Wow this is amazing
>Smoking in the turret like a boss
>Use my last match and savor those sweet pine lights
>Hour later ask my driver if he’s got a light
>Neither of us have a light
>Everyone else dismounted looking at rocks and shit
>Fugg
>Driver spends a half hour lighting a cigarette with a flint and some magnesium flakes
>We take turns butt fucking eachother for 3 hours
>Dismounts finally come back
>Smells like a fucking ash tray in here wtf
>We smoked like 3 whole packs
>Bring a lighter next time

I don't blame you for your response. His name was Phil. Proud Italian from South Philadelphia. He said he carried a burning hatred for all asians for over 50 years. Then it hit him that he was chasing demons.

glad he died at peace, though I unironically wish the last words out of his mouth were "fuck gooks, chinks too"

>On guard duty for 4 hours with a guy from northern MN
>Spend whole shift talking about hunting a moose
>Make elaborate plans for when we get home
>Every guard shift for like 2 months is planning this moose hunt
>How to pack it out
>What to do with the rack
>How cool is this going to be?
>Last couple of weeks in country
>Moose season is cancelled user
>200 hours spent talking about this fucking moose
>Fuck

>be mortar team
>blow sandniggers up from afar

it was fun

I love these threads. Mighty comfy.

>Have a base doggo that’s a total sweetie
>Loves us
>Hates Hajj
>Awesome doggo
>Take her with us when we close the COP down
>She doesn’t have to defend us anymore just spends all day lounging in some old cammo netting
>Base Doctor is a Haqqani shill
>Hates based doggo
>Sets all kinds of traps for doggo
>Every night we keep the doggo in our rooms away from Dr Haqqani’s traps
>Whole unit has to go away for 2 weeks to close down Tillman
>Shit mission
>Return to base
>Dr Haqqani trapped our doggo and put her down because she could have parasites
>Multiple E6’s threaten his life
>CO has Dr Haqqani transferred
>We put a picture of her in her cammo net bed

This one time in the navy we had this stupid worthless bitch randomly get an instant promotion without earning it all because she cried the previous cycle for not making rank. Literally about 7 hard working males were better than her and had equal time in. But nope, she got the coveted instant advancement slot b/c muh vagina. During the announcement a guy in ranks at the promotion ceremony said WTF to himself so loud the captain heard it.

>be drone pilot
>bomb and blow people up with no remorse
Really, that's it. I just got back Africa.

fuck off to you larping faggots

>on exercise with our regiment
>new female medic
>first time on a live range
>quite literally shits her pants when we have overhead fire
>cries and refuses to move
>gets posted out of regiment within the week
>next medic is a BIG black lass
>we all expect the same thing to happen
>niggress just laughs at everything.
>Turns out she's an Islander rather than a nigger
>Much fun was had until she decided to get married and she got boring.

Navy FEALS

Really? I worked as an intelligence analyst for the army giving out grid coordinates to bomb in northwest Africa. You probably dropped a few of my targets if you worked there in 2013-2014.

>infertilefeels

not mine but one of my old teacher's
>be in Afghanistan
>member of bong army
>part of a group of 6 that train dogs to sniff explosive shit
>teacher leaves area while rest of group are with the dogs
>he comes back with kfc (they had a lot of restaurants and shit at the base)
>his dog runs towards him
>the bitch(female German Shepard) goes for his neck and pins him down
>the lads conditioned his dog to attack him while he was gone
>it only took them 2 hours
>he dislocated his shoulder, broke his arm and had bite wounds on his neck and arm
>mfw he found it funny and no one gave a shit

>>he's at the bus stop one day
Wtf lol. White vets dont take the bus

All have some.....but some gave all.

My grandfather was stationed in Japan after WWII and also fought in the Korean War. He tells me that there were a bunch of prostitutes and he developed a taste for asian women because he was bored and had no wife at the time. He taught me how to say "Where is your bedroom?" in Korean, but oddly enough, he can't read or write any Hangul at all.

Interesting how people from some of the bug countries lack empathy. Empathy is a human quality, and closely related to general intelligence.

Painful to watch. Literally how US is transforming into le 15% face. The guy ... what the fuck is he even doing in the picture. The bitch should have two black eyes, and ideally a smashed up face too.

>We take turns butt fucking eachother for 3 hours
Wat

>Base Doctor is a Haqqani shill
Meaning a LN was your bn surgeon? Wtf?

He means they kept the flame going by continuously lighting each other's cigarettes with a burning cigarette. Hence why they smoked three packs

Is that a black baby?

Hahahaa

>be me in 2015
>stupid Trump memes start becoming popular
>sometimes repost them
>fast forward 2016
>Don't even phase me, as normal as any a board's memetic cycles, also could be just that a lot of russian pro-Trump shills showed up but then again there were even more opposing shills.
>Reddit starts to leak here more than usual
>disgusting redditfags from T_D actually start to settle
>Months pass and in mid 2016 Trump won as some post predicted
>Mysteriously Sup Forums traffic was silent for whole 3 weeks as if both the pro-trump shills and anti-trump shills left, leaving only real anons who support or oppose Trump and the occasional Sup Forumstard who just spams black dicks.
>We had this big pinned thread after the election results were in, so shitposting in that was sorta enjoyable
>Reddit starts to flood even more now that Trump won
>Sup Forums becomes even more shit in 2017
>Now were stuck a sloppy,boring and silly leftover that feels like the pre-election times thanks to all the Trump drones who argue against each other for (You)s or just spam MAGA overused stuff that makes them look like spastic morons who do everything repeatedly.

So yea you could say I "fought" but was on nobody's side really. More like an active observer.

hahahahahahha

holy hell, the look that dog is giving him like it just KNOWS. my fucking sides.

He should have shot the gook girl when he had the chance.

>Korea
>Departed on board HMS Alacrity
>Best damn gunner this side of Asia
>Transferred to another ship, forgot the name
>See a fighter jet for the first time, Russian, remember the roar of its engine overhead
>Arrive at Sasebo and join UN Task force
>Ship gets in close to provide landing support for the Yanks* ?
>Fucking firing at every single target along the beachhead
>Blow something up, possibly a truck
>See at least three Norks fly 40 feet high
>Smile and cheer

That's one story my Grandad has, the rest are mainly about getting drunk in Japan and stealing Christmas trees

My grandfather fought against the Japs on some island (can't remember it's name and would have to google).
> Island known for pineapples
> Him and his buddies would eat them as they were better tasting that the rations
> Literally fucking gorged themselves on pineapple
> War ends
> Comes home
> Has kids
> WILL NOT STAND A PINEAPPLE WITHIN TEN FEET OF HIM
> He would literally go mental if he saw one in his presence and destroy the thing
> Refused to go down the fruit isle if any pineapples were present

He also told me a story once about the "biggest snake he'd ever seen"
> In a canoe or boat thing going down a waterway
> See snake under the clear water
> As thick as an oil barrel
> About 80 feet long
> Huge fucking head with saucer sized eyes
> Just sitting there
> Below them in shallow water
> They go over it and it doesn't move or attack
> Get to shore
> Two guys refuse to go and wade through any water incase they're attacked
> Grandfather throws rocks at it to piss it off and scare it away
> It ends up being drawn to the attention and comes closer
Long story short they abandoned the boat and returned later to see it smashed to shit. He regretted not killing it and bringing the skin back home years later.

>>be me as a merc with few ukrainian lads, helping syrian rebels to assault jihadi controled part of the city
>>they keep us usually behind, allowing to shoot at will, into direction of enemy positions whenever we feel like ( most of time, its like they keeping us safe and for show)
>>night, crossroad, burned truck near a building on other side of the road
>> we sneak in at night, climb on the truck, into house window, we cross the building main corridor, jumping out from another window in other side, straight on balcony of buliding next to..
>>we knew jihadi were having zzz zzz building in this area, it was the one we been looking for
>> I killed two sleeping guys that night, with a knife, one didnt die fast enough so I had to hold him down
>> rest of the team with some syri-rambo belted head looking guy, killed the rest
>> we killed 5 guys in this building, securing position till early morning, ukra guys were like a tourists, taking pics and stealing whatever had any value, even toilet paper ( I mean it)
>>spent 2 hours next day, in a cold water bathtube thinking of what I did and comparing that to what we usually been doing in counter strike 10 years ago
>> feels neutral, not a single trace of guilt

PS I'm not a psychopath
+ got much more confirmed kills from my rifle

> ramadi Iraq 2008
> be in marines
> go on convoy to provide security for a M.O.A.G (mother of all generators) cause the Iraqis tipped it over.
> this fucking thing powered a whole city
> don't know how they managed to fuck this up
> get there
> provide security
> being the units armorer I am on the turret
> take my 240B
> see "workers" on a roof.
> take binos and see what they are doing
> see a rifle barrel
> call it in
> they were making a hasty fighting hole
> get the green light
> 400 meters away I got this
> here a chug chug chug
> chug chug chug
> the roof of the building is gone
> Mk19 gunner took my kills
> he took out the entire building in 30 seconds.
> I never forgave him.

...

Mk19s are fun

Probably Okinawa or the Philippines.

Yeah I was in at the time, Air Force though. I just got out and my last tour was AFFRREEca. What a shithole. Although Botswana was nice, Namibia too.

>Be my dad off the coast of Vietnam
>race riot breaks out on Kitty Hawk
>crews of black panther wannabes clashing with ship security
>over the intercom "get some marines down to the commissary fast!"
>another voice sounds "cancel that we don't need no marines here!"

Turns out they raided the commissary and were taking selfies with their loot with the Polaroids they found. Thing was, they left the instant photos among the trashed commissary and were later identified and court marshaled.

>Be me. Detroit Jarhead
>Second week in the Fleet Marine Force.
>Saddle up Marine we're doing SWET (Shallow-water Egress Training)
>First time on a Helicopter
>Sitting next to the Crew door beside the Crew Chief.
>Circle out over the Kaneohe Bay.
>Crew chief points down the unmistakable silhouette of hundreds of spawning hammerhead sharks
>Me. "I'm not jumping out of this thing"
>Minutes later, feel something warm and slick on the back of my neck.
>Its hydraulic fluid.
>Look up main line pissing hydraulic fluid all over me.
>I grab the Chew Chief and scream as I'm pointing up "its leaking! its leaking!"
>Crew Chief replies cool as a cucumber "Tell me if it stops"
>I decide to take my chances with the sharks.
>Welcome to Hawaii Marine

Yeah dude people do desperate shit to feed their addictions over there.

> Afghanistan 2009
> in a arty battery now
> moving to a new firing position
> in the turret again with my good ol 240B
> begin taking fire from a house 600 meters out
> 7ton begins going ape shit.
> Marines on the starboard side are shooting their saws, 203s, and m16s/m4s.
> those faggots aren't hitting shit.
> no mk19 gunner this time.
> retribution time
> my dick gets hard
> set my sights, get my shit centered and begin firing
> see flashes in the Windows
> aiming at the flashes
> see my tracers bouncing around inside the fucking house
> I know I'm killing them.... for israel
> while I was engaging the enemy our gun bunnies dismounted and prepped the M777 for direct fire
> here a loud boom
> dust fucking everywhere
> my ears were ringing from my initial firing then went deaf
> I reached a new level of deafness
> smell of sulfur
> they sent a 100 pound round with a kill radius of 60 meters into house and high speeds.
> the shooting stopped
> the house was non existent
> literally nothing left.
> fucking nothing
> they hook back up, high five and we head out
> RAH

>
>

Yeah they are. I only shot them on ranges. I was lucky being the armorer cause I got to shoot every gun and went to every range. But it's bullshit when they take your kills. But it was pretty cool to watch

even the dog looks at him with disappointment

>date this brit/irish mix goth chick
>Loves drama but is a good person.
>one of our meet ups got crashed by her family
>get to meet her mom, sisters and cheerful granny
>sisters kept to themselves but were friendly as a person can get meeting their siblings bf for the first time
>gf buys me a hot chocolate covered in marsh mellows as I sit with her gran
>Her gran loves me cause i ate the marshmellows nearly all at once and offered her some
>she smiles at me hardly talking but could tell she genuinely liked me and would fuck me if she was younger
>"user could you keep granny company while we blah blah blah
>"sure no problem"
>Gran talks to me for an hour. She was 97 and traveled to England from Germany. Told me my gf's mother was adopted.
>Ask her about the war
>She was there for the bulk of the national propaganda
>Talking to her was like walking into a door way
>"But as horrible as it was it was the speeches I loved the most"
>meet her two more times before my ex had a crisis of bullshit i didn't want to put up with.
>Sat with the gran outside a shop bench
>Brought out a stained wooden handle from her bag "I know you like history, this was my families"
>turns out it was the handle of a fucking mauser pistol they disassembled to bring over with them but never know how to reassemble it.

tfw I dated a girl to get to her granny.

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I was in kbay
Those sharks are no joke. You can pet them on the sandbar out there during mating season. You only need to worry when the leak stops cause then it's out of fluid to leak.

thanks! I just came
t. Marine Fwd Observer

This user gets it!
It was mating season and we were flying over the sandbar due East of the air field. And yeah, I got the joke but not until after.

F.Os are good to go. I went on the hill to service their crew servers and then let me call in a fire mission while In training on the big island.

Shit is so fucking kush

I just wish we shot killer junior rounds

I'm a native Hawaiian and got lucky being stationed out there. Honestly the best duty station. The little rock you can see from pyramid rock beach is loaded with tiger sharks though. Rumor has it that they are guarding jew gold.

>Big Island
Pohaku-fucking-loa Training Area!

I'm sorry

>Be my grandpa
>Young man with wife. half German Half Dutch.
>Germany invades The Netherlands
>Somehow not drafted to fight the Germans.
>Germans now in power want him to fight for the reich since he's an honorary German or "Neder-Duitser"
>He goes into hiding border hopping twice but eventually gets caught twice.
>Thrown into concentration camp for a while wich really scarred him mentally.
>An officer gives him the choice to fight or to die in the camp.
>Grandfather chooses to fight wich causes some money to go to my family aswell. Most of the family despises him for beeing a "traitor"
>He ends up in the waffen SS
>Goes to Latvia, Riga to fight commies.
>Probably killed some but he always lied about the war, He said he was just a cook even though the papers in national database proved he wasnt.
>Got hit by a grenade and now has a grenade shard stuck in his skull.
>The war is going to hell for The Germans.
>He and some fellow soldiers manage to get a truck and flee back to The Netherlands.
>He arrives as my country is now "Liberated"
>He's forced to work into the coal mines for years.
>My family now hates him and everybody involved with my grandpa.
>My family tears apart over "Muh nazi" shit.
>My father is mentally burdened for life by people mocking and making fun of him for all this but yet he's very redpilled.
>Grandfather sadly passes away before im born.

Thats all i know guys.

Veterans are faggots who don't deserve respect. They did a job, you don't throw medals at plumbers of salarymen do you? Oh wow good job you shot a gun here's your badge of honor. I'll be honest, whenever there's an article about some veteranigger who died, I smile. Good riddance

>2006
>flying with a small rebel alliance
>alliance supported by then up and coming Goonswarm
>fly out with first maelstrom
>uninsured
>find nice ratting system
>in same system are neutrals
>get told they have a deal with goonswarm and will share system
>with dropped guard I continue ratting
>two ravens warp in and tackle me
>pain and anguish ensues since my 1400mm can't hit shit
>die
>get told by fc to voice complaint with goon diplo
>send mail to Vile Rat
>???
>a day later I get a mail from Vile Rat with killmail links of the perps
>thanks sir, are u a god? :3
*tape rewinds*
september the eleventh 2012
>in class
>read about some silly kike film causing mudslimes to kill embassy
>Sup Forums is shill central
>upcoming useless election
>confusion and memory hole
>start playing EvE again
>join goon pets again
>all stations are named Vile Rat (never forget)
>hmmm.jpg
>bro tells me Vile Rat was on diplo in libya and got snuffed
>apparently on the night of attack
>half jokingly noting that he might not be on later
>muddies taking photos of compound
>memories of past fleets and gentle leadership
>holy shit, not him!
>eve isn't the same, quit
>See bill whittle and molymeme talk about benghazi
>already know of shillderbeast glory
>rage internally while impregnating a racial ally
>2015
>working as a gay-bar bouncer
>meming alt-truth redpills on confused faggots
>June, early talks of trump
>potential is noticed
>see first republican debate
fuck you hillary, never forget

Sean Patrick Smith (June 1, 1978– September 11, 2012) was an information management officer with the United States Foreign Service who was killed during the September 11, 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, Libya.

I've dove on the Northside of those rocks. There's a huge sea cave with volcanic-venting (not all the time but it does bubble pretty steady). There are huge parrot fish out there. The Marine beach across the airfield had a resident 12 foot tiger. I've been probably 10 feet from him on a long board.

I wanted to stay in Hawaii user! I loved it. I didn't waste a single weekend in the barracks.

the leaf...behind every shitpost.

I masturbated on a box of poppies
Go fuck yourself

One of these days leaf ...one of these days..

>Helping syrian rebels.

Bad Maciej.

>left the instant photos among the trashed commissary and were later identified and court marshaled
Niggers no ability to plan ahead.

Yeah, nobody is afraid of your day of the X bullshit. Veterans are beta poverty cucks who won't help your fatasses murder innocent people on the basis that "you don't like them"

This was during 2004.
I played fight night with my co-medic friends for a long time, they beat the shit out of me, almost forgot to run out and sound off when my shift was up.

I have several, some more interesting than others. Some graphic, some funny.
>be me in Ramadi 2006
>at small C.O.P when hear gunfire
>got call from embedded Army guys that IP's are getting shot to shit up th street
>REGULATOOORS, roll out
>drive down MSR, see at least 1 guy yard saled in the road
>ohfug.jpg
>see the rest pinned down behind jersey barriers
>drive truck with 50 at fuck heads
> gunner opens up hell
>get out and start shooting
>cover medic while he gets guy in road
>hes dead jim
>fight lasts about 20 more minutes
>go back home
>surf-n-turf at defac
>Broud to be American

Friendly reminder that Kek is dead.

Lol
>be me, specialist who is about to ETS. Give a shit broken
>sweltering heat, no available shower for a week and a half. Wearing same uniform for 4 days straight in full gear 24/7
>lmtv has an issue, and me and asshole squad leader are working on it. Everyone already in pissy mood.
>squad leader under vehicle
>mfw I look at the horn...
>BWAAAH!!
>squad leader shits pants, slams head into vehicle. Gets infuriated tells me to get out and drop.
>squad leader wasn’t wearing Kevlar. Not my fault.
>walks away angrily to tent for some reason
>”when I get back you better be pushing motherfucker!”
>squad leader walks away
>”BWAAAA!!!!”
>HFW
>MFW

>kunar 2011
>be at OP
>tired of eating MRE's 3 times a day
>found a sandnigger with a donkey
>pay him to bring us fresh fruit
>makes the trip up the mountain every day for a few days
>makes the mistake of using the same path every time
>one day donkey steps on an IED
>no more fruit

RIP

No it clearly has Dave's eyes, it is just a tan.

>BWAAA!

My great uncle delivered a French baby while the village he was in was being heavily shelled.
He also got stuck miles behind enemy lines once. He crawled for a few miles before he said, "fuck this shit", and stood up and walked. He found Americans shortly after.

>great grandad serves in WW1 as an artilleryman
>loses his hearing from the blasts
>when he comes home the Post Office won't take him back because of the deafness
>signs up with the Black and Tans
>delivers real justice to some Republicans in Ireland

Decent chap, wish I'd been alive to meet him

>korean war turned my grandpa into a wild abusive drunk
>my mother says all of his child hood friends died in front of him
>he gets drunk one evening
>he passes out on his chest and suffocates to death.

Nobody talks about him. I've never seen pictures. No flag, no medals. Jehovah's Witness family of mine wont even tell me his name.

poor donkey