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Merkel BTFO

Merkel lead the negotiations to form a new german government.
Their plan was "Jamaika-Koalition" (black/yellow/green)

2017 election resultst:
Union CDU/CSU ("conservatives"/black) 32,9%
SPD (social democrats/red) 20,5%
AfD (ourguys/blue) 12,6%
FDP (liberals, not in the american meaning of the term/yellow) 10,7%
Linke (socialists/purple) 9,2%
Green Party (tree huggers/green obv.) 8,9%

Prior to the real Koalition-Negatiations the "sounding out"-phase for a Jamaika-Koalition failed.

Most important demands of each party:
>Union
Refugee guide number of 200k per year
>FDP
Abandon the Solidarity-Tax
>Green Party
Make refuge a human right
Unlimited immigration for families of refugees who already made it to germany
Abandon coal power until 2030*
Prohibition of new registrations of combustion engines until 2030*

the demand with * are the ones on which green party resigned to form a koalition
tonight ~01:30 Christian Lindner (Chairman of FDP) announced that the pre-negotiations failed, because of fundamentaly different positions on immigration.
specififaly the chain-migration policy for families are what he found inacceptable.

for Merkel the last option now is a minority government.
IF SHE'S NOT ELECTED CHANCELOR re-elections will be held.
since lindner showed balls and many non-voters would be mobilized this would only mean more votes for FDP and AfD.

Sup Forumsacks we need to meme a black/blue/yellow government into existance. it would be stable and in the interest of natural german population.
merkel may not be re-elected.

youtube.com/watch?v=_O2oXM6-KqI
previous thread: >UPDATE
re-elections VERY likely since Merkel highly sceptical on minority government (tagesschau.de/inland/merkel-sondierungsabbruch-101.html)
broad majority for re-elections

what will president Steinmeier do?

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>8.9% of Germans are actually retarded

Sounds about right.

Praise Kek!

Lindner assasinated Merkel.

DEUS KEK'D; PEPE VULT.

What the hell? Actual content? On Sup Forums? Properly written, with sources, and relevant news? Is it April Fool's Day?
And the best part is, had Merkel not dived whole hog into the Islamization, she would be remembered as a genius and one of the greatest leaders in modern European history. She could even have brought in some people so long as she did it intelligently, with some kind of system. She is one hundred per cent responsible for her fate.

no it's germoney.
you're right. by suspending the dublin agreements she ruined her entire legacy.

now...
>what can we do to mobilize voters for FDP and AfD in the coming re-election?

we need Lindner memes.
we need em stronk. i'm going to study gimp now fuck it.

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THIS IS WHAT POL SHOULD LOOK LIKE
NOT DICK PICS
NOT ONE-LINE UNSOURCED ASSERTIONS
NOT GIBBERISH AND ATTEMPTS TO FORCE AN EMOTIONAL REACTION
THIS KRAUT OP RIGHT HERE

Christian "the yellow assassin" Lindner
Christian "no laika jamaika" Lindner

This is truly huge news. Merkel was pretty much the preceding template for Hillary and they were to have become a generation of worldwide female leaders presiding over prosperous, advanced, progressivizing countries.
Now Hillary's juggling senility and looming jail time, Merkel's on her way out, and that Korean witch was dragged out of office by an enraged populace.

Christian "SoKo destruction of GroKo" Lindner

Tell us about Lindner, why does he wear the smile?
What did this guy do before, was he a mayor or something?

they're falling like dominos
PRAISE KEK

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Christian Lindner is the handsome chairman of the german liberal party. liberal in the european sense, not like american libtards.

he wants to get rid of unecessary taxes,
increase the influence of free-market-mechanisms,
he wants a reasonable migration policy (4 door policy).

his stance on migration was fundementaly different from the green party.

let me cook a covfefe and i'll start explaining his 4 door policy and the Green Parties migration policy. brb lads.

Dont trust parlamentary politics too much.
The culture is the problem.

What happens if Jamaica plan fails?

European governments have to organize themselves in order to function. It might mean more talk or new elections, but either way, their agenda is on pause.

any chance of a cdu-afd-fdp coalition? is it even possible?

>Make refuge a human right
>Unlimited immigration for families of refugees who already made it to germany
what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY INSANE?

btw what will happen when reelections will give similar results? Re-re elections?

Jewfu bump

Lindner was born 1979 in Wuppertal Germany.
He's a free market capitalist.
Chairman of the german liberal party FDP since late 2013.
He's a skilled rhetorician and very sovereign in discussions.
he has a legacy of blowing lefties the fuck out with reason.
his smile is the smile of confidence on redicule of bullshit.
he has never fallen to the feminist meme, he is is uncuckable. not a anti-feminist though, just a voice of reason.
he fought in german state parliament as since may 2012, see video below for his best of.


activate subtitles
youtube.com/watch?v=7xN6ZxVUZtk


very unlikely but it would be salvation of western democracy

it already failed, read the thread dude.

the only good kike is a dead one

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY INSANE?
yes
>what will happen when reelections will give similar results? Re-re elections?
Per protocol, yes. Very unlikely they'll let this happen a second time though.

It'll be like Austria, they'll attempt to fake it with mail-ins.

what if afd, fdp and some other parties formed a coalition without cdu? is that possible?

they won't give smimiliar results due to the following reasons:

>merkel got BTFO
>a lot of german liberals voted AfD, since FDP was said to be a sell-out. he didn't sell out this time. i know a lot of people who are very positivly subprised and will vote for him if re-elections happen.
>the green party blocked formation of a new government with completely rediculous demands, see OP
>SPD is in a crisis since Martin Schulz is a highly unsymphatic shlob and was president of EU parliament

>fuck then kill?
>vice versa?

Nothing certifies JIDF membership better than talk like this.

that's exactly what i'm trying to meme into existance. it will only happen if CDU/CSU get's rid of Merkel, AfD mobilizes more non-voters, and FDP re-gains the skeptics who expected them to sell out.

get a grasp on his enourmous success,
FDP was not even in parliament, they dropped under 5% (punishment for selling out) but now they came back very stronk, with a new confidence, a new image.

Wow Lidner ist so cool und mutig sich gegen Merkel zu stellen.
Hab AfD gewählt aber der Lidner ist wohl die bessere Alternative heh.

AfD keine Lösung usw...

Is it possible Greens are stealth right-wing? As in, issue demands so absurd that re-elections are triggered, or are they just that idiotic?

oy vey the goyim know

Yeah, I posted about this yesterday, and it barely blipped...but this has much more details now that people are talking about how it collapsed.

Honestly, I think migration/immigration/refugees are going to be the gristle that Germany's government chokes on at this point. Frustration just pushes the final result further to the right the longer things are this fragmented, too.

Should we accelerate the sinking of the ship or try to save it?

ich hab auch die AfD gewählt,
aber wenn neuwahlen kommen dann FDP mit erst und zweit stimme. ich kenne viele leute die es genau so tun werden.
deutsche liberale haben AfD gewählt für ihren wirtschaftsliberalen flügel, jetzt wo petry weg ist sind es nur noch nationalisten. alle liberalen AfD wählen werden re-migrieren zur FDP.

PRAISE KEK

bullshit, they're only deluded eco-cucks who spread their ass for cultural enrichment. mainly women also.

There were around ten threads that hit the bump limit in the last 24 hours, faggot. Your OP likely sucked.

Cf other Green parties and considering that the German Greens have a history of distinguishing themselves, no, they're crazy hippies.

i won't willingly ruin my motherland for a third time in 100 years.
if fdp gains significant government participation it will be the salvation of european democracy and core culture (and they WILL if re-elections habben, and re-elkction will habben, kek willing.)

bell curve

Hallo FDP-Shill, wähl ruhig das Opportunistenpack.

Was not stating anything, merely inquiring.

FDP = Fahne im Wind

Dies

Germans should try to perform the same concept as "Its okay to be white" presented to try and show that supporters of Merkel are retarded however I must admit I am not fully aware of the German situation and I don't know if the German left is as retarded as the American left.

Alternatively, you could just place posters up citing necessary information on why refugees are fucked up, If you do this I advise you have a source at the bottom for anybody who sees a picture of it that cites a good website, Not a website like "JEWISHCONSPIRACY.COM" but perhaps official government reports or UN reports.

kek pls bless germany!

hast du seine 4 türen migrationspolitik überhaupt gelesen? ich kanns dir nur empfehlen. kleiner tip: die vierte tür ist GESCHLOSSEN.
youtu.be/l58HelqgcY8?t=6m20s

das selbe für dich, ich wette du hast keine ahnung was für eine migrationspolitik er wirklich vertritt.

Possibly. When I checked the catalog, either they'd slid off or been bumped off.

Germany literally has a stasi spy monitoring their internet and arresting anyone guilty of thought crime

you act like he didn't just assasinate merkel and save you from the Green migration alptraum. also i'm very certain you donÄt know about his stance on immigration.

well said
leave it to the Germans to make good threads

I don't get it, what does the president do if the Chancelor is THAT important

This, they would literally go to jail.

he is mainly representative,
but he has to sign new laws and he can make and brake the parliament.
our former president wulff was sawed off because he did not want to sign the european stability mechanism.

Germans have to separate key executive positions because of Hitler, who combined in his office the Head of State and the Head of Government. A lot of the structure of their government is "Nazis were able to do stuff quickly because of X, so now we will mandate Y."

Are yoz trying to shill the lindsoy here?

>Christian Lindner is the handsome chairman
lindcuck crush confirmed

That doesn't matter since he changes his mind every few weeks.

it's effective, the lefties are outraged by his placards. they can't stand it.

he didn't asassinate anyone, fanboycci
he just had the presence of mind not to commit pol. sepukku
tht is about all, cuck out

he did not change his mind during jamaika-negotiations. he advocates for reasonable migration and sending back refugees after war is over.

It's a legacy from the days of the Kaiserreich, but the Chancellor has a lot more authority now then then. Same deal with Weimar Constitution.

Germans don't allow a unitary executive because "much Hitler".

his abandonment of the jamaika-negotiations was wfar more strategic than you think.

It's a German poster, they're autistic and efficient.

T. Erstwähler

yes, he realized that his usual political opportunism would get him btfo very quickly
if you think that's strategy, then your grasp of strategy is very bland
Have you ever looked at the clouds and thought; gee, that looks like something else?

t. Kellerkind

ich geh auf die 30 zu und wähle in den neuwahlen zum 4ten mal boy.

...with a hardon for lindcuck-
inb4 : black& white photography powderfull

>He hasn't changed his mind for four weeks
Wew a new record

Merkel is a secret nazi and pals with Putin. It's all a show. Trump isn't the only one playing forty chess.

everyone knew since day 1 of negotiations that it will fail because of the greenies migration demands.
pull your head out of your arse for once.

not gonna lie, former AfD supporter here. Honestly, it's hilarious watching them crash and burn, but we can't these guys get their hands on the FarmingSimulator 2014™ codes

*since beginning of campaign

a very dangerous combination

Will we see divisions happening between CDU and CSU? I see no future where Merkel can continue holding power. She's fucked whatever she does. CSU still seems to have a tiny drop of testosterone in them, so something tells me that they'll start disassociating themselves with CDU very soon, perhaps shifting farther right.

>Unlimited immigration for families of refugees who already made it to
They're basically all second cousin. That's as good as inviting the entire Arab World

yes, they're already devided and re-elections will happen and the Union will have a hard time getting support for merkels reattempt.

>everyone knew since day 1 of negotiations that it will fail because of the greenies migration demands
prooving my point
see, not dat hard, strategist

TOPKEK!

well spoken

So are Linder and the FDP classical liberals and pro-business? Are they riding the Macron wave to relevance?

and i say fuck germany and let them explode with mahmeds

i hope your green faggot communists force the coal-gas ban on your asses so you die even sooner

Why casual plebeian germans don't usualy participate in shitpost threads on Sup Forums?

Also, why germans are so autistic and succesful in their pursuits at the same time? Are germans good at long term planning?
youtube.com/watch?v=UKG76HF24_k

no think about it.
they declared migration a matter for the bosses right in the beginning, and he went along with it even though he knew it would blow up.

he held the Tantō for their Seppuku.

checked. germany gettin ready to snap

Good will always defeat evil.
Q

the blitzkrieg is still very present in this one

Weird that were in a period of female leaders being swept away, around the world. Merkel was one of the last. May can't last much longer.

Could a "black/yellow/green" coalition be formed if Mekel just stepped down and left the CDU have a new leader?

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I would not say this as a nation that's been conquered by Germany like 3 times.

I don't know if King Jesus will save you.

Can CDU even govern if it can't even count on CSU to have its back? Your government seems like it was built on the assumption that this exact situation would never happen. Re-elections are only going to make this worse since all the low-effort, apathetic CDU and SPD voters will probably stay home

Green party sounds like a parody.

thank you for the gib of this gr8 gif sir.

>moon god worshippers want crazy female leaders

really activates your testes

no that's why merkel is in panic mode.
she starts making breaks in her speeches for spontanious re-wording.

youtube.com/watch?v=K9VqAIJUTPI

wtf i love lindner now

kekistan unite,
we have a mission right here.
getting rid of merkel and installing a free-market oriented parliament is step 1 in salvation of western democracy.

>I chose AfD solely because of their economic views, totally no other reason
>but now that meme lady is gone me and my friends are all voting FDP okay praise geg
perhaps your OP is good because you are on (((someones))) payroll

I'm still not understanding can someone kindly explain?
thanks!