What stand would you want Sup Forums?

What stand would you want Sup Forums?

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Oh I donJIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOO

One that has the power to remove jojokiddies from Sup Forums.

Stand Name: JIBUN WOOOOO
Stand Master: Lulu

Pearl Jam for the money, Earth Wind and Fire for personal use.

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The one that allows me to control other people by my will.

Manic Depression is a good choice, and you also get to turn salt into a powerful drug.

Heaven's Door?

Cream.

>wanting to kill Stray Cat

i'm a jojo noob
can you explain what a stand is?

Taking the possible baito desu

A stand is a physical embodiment of your will, and is influenced by who you are as a person. Jotaro is a tough guy with a resolve stronger than steel, so his stand is Star Platinum, which is arguably the strongest stand in terms of physical combat. Avdol is a wiseman and a mystic, so his stand is Magician's Red, which uses pyromancy to incinerate his opponents. Stands can only be seen by other stand users.

Think Green Lantern rings.

>stand
Is that a JoJo reference?

Harvest, mate you will always have money.

Pearl Jam. I would've loved persuing a career in medicine or chemistry with such a stand

Oh, I guess i want a DANKEMEMES stand

Best physician in the world

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Yellow Temperance, morph into anything I want. Combat stands have no real world value.

ZA WARUDO is a bomb ass stand, imagine the shit you can do if you could control its power with little effort like Dio.

Even with only 10 seconds, you could do amazing things.

Pretty sure the 9 seconds he can stop time for is equivalent to his power level.

thank you for your nitpicking post you fucking autist

>autist

Okay. I wouldn't even really call it nitpicking, you fucking faggot. DIO literally says that he is able to stop time for longer and longer because he is adjusting to Jonathan's body, and therefore is regaining his strength. Fuck off, watch the show, read the manga, then come to a JoJo thread. Nigger.

>Combat stands have no real world value
That depends on where you live, user

I think Harvest would work great for me.

you seem a little flustered

Kuhraezee diamondo

I'd rather have hamon than a stand.

DIO was pretty shit all things considered.

He was more dangerous due to the fact that he could recover from almost any injury and that no one knew what his Stand did, rather than his ability to use it.

Jotaro did damage to him that would have defeated any non-vampire mutliple times over the fight.

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gaysnake

This is your stand then

Imagine your soul coming out of your body and beating the crap out of your enemies, either with fists or some cool powers. That's what a Stand is.

Killer Queen for me.

heaven's door

i'd find some attractive slut and write in her that she loves to give me morning blowjobs

I would probably say either Harvest or Heaven's door. Most useful everyday stands.
Especially considering that Heaven's door is absurdly broken against non-stand users.

Heavens Door is broken against stand users too

Really, it's only balanced because Rohan doesn't give two shits about anything else than his manga

I'm sure there are better stands for money making.

Agreed, I'd go with Heaven's Door personally because that thing is basically mind control powers, all you really have to do is make sure that you're in a room alone, so nobody sees it.

Is this a code geass reference?

Bohemian Rhapsody to make everyone's waifu real

If you're a rapist you end up dead too

I also want a quiet life

>wanting gaymon
Shiggy

Most stands are broken, the entire series powerlevels is totally out of whack

to answer OP's question however I would probably take Gold Experience, it's got so many uses.

Or just Killer Queen for NO WEAKNESS, because it basically is OP as fuck and should not have been beaten.

>MUST
>NOT
>FAP

I wonder if you could order your stand to jerk you off

The World Over Heaven is the best stand and literally makes reality your bitch

>20 episodes into first season
>still no mention of stands
What is this shit,

The one where you fuck off to your shitty thread and stop creating new ones.

Sticky Fingers. It'd be the most fun and you can still fuck people up like with most punchghosts.

>literally unzipping your dick
>zipping through walls
>make any anime action figures partswappable

Unless of course you don't have hands. Or you're mortal enemy can also overwrite reality because of your coincidentally similair stands.

why are there so many joes

>jojo general is allowed as long as we pretend in the OP that its not a general

this is silly

It's allowed because the new episode is still fresh. Give it another day or two and it won't be

Didn't Red Hot Chili Pepper rob a bank with ease?

Stands don't come into play until the third.

can't play the super saiyan card right in the beginning

I will prefer Spin instead

So, why did Araki completely ignored Josuke ability to randomly reshape something he punched while being angry? Why bother mentioning it if you're not going to show it anymore.

Unless he did show it. I'm stuck on part 5 because it's still being translated

>fly to the middle east
>deploy SHEER HEART ATTACK
>achieve world peace

He reconstructed a man into a book

>Who is Enigma?

Heaven's Door, hands down. It has the most real-world applications, and I could make bank as the world's best therapist.

thoguht i was on Sup Forums for a sec xD

Gold Experience, Harvest.

>all your mental problems are solved
>you don't remember anything that gave you PTSD, also you don't have PTSD triggers anymore
>you know everything just by writing it on yourself, no need to write the whole thing, just write that you know chinese and you know all chinese

damn

Rohan can't use it on himself, I thought? Having a buddy with Whitesnake would solve that problem though

He used it one Cheap Trick when he fused with him and the pages appeared on him too meaning that he can cast it on himself.

Also in the wiki it says that he can.
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last sentence

As far as I know, it's just Crazy Diamond that can't be used on its user, for whatever dumbass reason.

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Not canon

This.

There's one shitty way to make money with Harvest. There are hundreds of ways to make money with tons of other stands. You severely lack imagination.

Examples?

Hey ya