Open door

>open door
>see this
what do you do?

Block its path

roll quads to defeat the ultra-giga-nigga 9000

Ronnie is /ournigger/

i'll be dipped. dey really IS kangz

Call my wife into the room and enjoy the show

>"King of Sweden, I have been expecting you"

Run ten feet away and watch his kidneys fail.

>I see you've been eating your onions

swedes on suicide watch

I salute my fellow med brother

Kill it! Feed it to the Hyenas

Ah Lorenzoquesha, you are early to fuck my wife, but I dont mind

ask for steroids

also ronnie is based as fuck, career police officer and a texan

Open fire. That's breaking and entering, so it's my right to not even ask questions.

OH FUG

QUADS PLS

The Kang of Kangs has graced me with his presence.
Despite the protests of his kangly advisors, he needs a white guy to rescue the great Queen Yass.

So me and the Kang of Kangs go on an awesome adventure fighting evil jewish ninjas and shit and we rescue Queen Yass.

He rewards me with access to his legendary solid gold chicken vault.
>SHIEEET user, YOUS A HERO N SHIT!
>Thanks Kang Kang, you are my greatest friend.

I kind of did
And because I dont talk to nigger and because he got into my bubble I raised my hands fighting style as he apologized for his nigger baby crying.
Nigger I don't care I just want to wash my clothes don't get so close on me.

Roll for defeat and subsequent usurpation of his throne.

deflate

Get quads and kill that gigganigga

>take out dick
>scream
>ITS LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
>Ronnie waddles over and takes a load on his face

wonder how exactly I ended up in a homosexual convention, do a 360 and moonwalk out of there

there can be only one kang

ROLL

Get the manlet wedgied out of my way.

>9 on my hip ASAP
>He was coming right for me officer
>go home and do a thousand pushups in shame

Allow him entrance

>what do you do?
That ungrateful kang needs to back to ungrateful land. Also this needs to be in /bant/ and stop being ungrateful.

ew

WE

"Sorry, I don't accept solicitations."

whats next? A video of a nigger throwing a ball?

NASSER NIGHTS

I have diversity in my /heem/ folder

>Shut door
>Turn 360
>Walk away

call my man here and watch him handle roid boy

Ask him for an autograph since thats Ronnie fucking Coleman.

My wife and teenage daughter are in the bedroom awaiting your cock, Sir Bull.

We live in NAP country bitch.

forcibly re-hydrate him so he's actually a threat.

Dey...dey wuz. Dey really wuz after all.