How can you say you love your waifu if you can't say her full name?

How can you say you love your waifu if you can't say her full name?

Because I eat her poop.

Does replacing my waifu's last name with my own when I say it count?

If so, is it pathetic or is it a testament to my love for her?

Rururaruri Rurararirararururirirari Rirararururararururararirari

This guy gets it.

Eating Ruru's poop is easy mode. Literally a couple of droplets per day.

I want to procreate with Ruru.

But how? Even user's micro dick would kill her

C-could a girl fuck Ruru with her clit if it got hard enough? Would it fit?

fairies are stretchy

It's blasphemous. If you truly love her, you'd take her family name.

You're a big [c-word].

What if my waifu doesn't have a last name?

You have no idea how small my penis is.
Also this

I wonder if there was an exact line in the script with all the riris and ruris precisely in the order prescribed by the writer or if the seiyuu just randomly made it up.

But I can say her full name. Its not hard.

>[c-word]

say it like a man.

You're a big guy.

So what is her name again?

the cuck rises

U*4

Phantoms don't poop.

>not having a legitimate weirdo as a waifu

Stay trashy, user.

Theiamillis Gre Fortorthe

I was saving a month without fapping for having love with my waifu. But yesterday I couldn't resist and lost my virginity with a 3d prostitute. Now there isn't a punishment enough for my sin. I will give up her. I must die.

Hahaha kill yourself you moron