LARGE BLACK OBJECT PENETRATES SOLAR SYSTEM

BBC (big black cosmicabornamlity) DETECTED

>Astronomers have named interstellar asteroid ’Oumuamua and found it to be rich in organic molecules
>rich in organic molecules
>rich in organic molecules

how can white dwarfs even compete?

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Nobody cares, about your Alien Fan-Fic.

>not naming it Rama
Kids these days.

>one giant BBComet that's piercing our innocent and pure solar system, ready to gift us with its rich molecules

And it left us, like a typical nigger.

It's now moving AWAY from us.
Non event

RETURN OF THE KANGZ

How can terrestrials even compete?

Kek is angry at us and decided we needed to get BLACKED on the galactic level

They flew in, took one look at us, did a 360 and left the solar system.

It's not black, you retard. It's dark red.

The Ayyys are laughing at us.

faggot

Can't really blame them for leaving

It is already flying away

>tfw laffed

>yfw earth gets blacked

Gave me a chub.

Is this the extraterrestrial equivalent of leaving dog shit on somebody's doorstep?

We should have rammed it with something and lodged it in orbit around the sun.

(you)

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>big black cosmic abnormality
>astronomers named it "Oumuamua"
pol: "Nigger"

Well I was gonna say blacked too, but you beat me to it. So I'll show myself out

I cannot conceive how an object could naturally form from the accretion of particles in space. No asteroid could form like that. Anybody with knowledge on this to help?

Is this pic fucking with anyone else's eyes?

Spaceturd

Uh oh... Just kidding, I'm tired of space shit, it's all hype and never anything good.

I thought they said it was a rusty red.

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For anybody interested, and because OP is a raging faggot.

Negroid space technology at its finest. Chucking spears. Cannot come up with higher more advanced technical achievements like missiles bearing explosive warheads or spaceships.

Please tell me we're not about to get fucked by a spoopy space nigger dick