Kantai Collection: KanColle

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This ancient thing, as requested by chinkfag. I imagine he was hoping for deep fairy lore.

Title: Shimakaze Won't Come! - Shimakaze ga Konai!
Author: Akikan (pixiv.net/member.php?id=1594710)
Raw: exhentai.org/g/989866/c2d244548c/

Page 3
Panel 1
SFX: Clang...

Panel 2
SFX: Clang...

Panel 3
SFX: Clang...
Kuma: We've finished a new ship, Kuma~

Page 4
Panel 1
Hibiki: I'm Hibiki. I'm also known as "the Phoenix" for my achievements. * Introduction line

Panel 2
Kuma: Nice to meet you~
SFX: Shake, shake

Panel 3
Fairy (Ahoge): I'm beat~
Fairy (Hat): We couldn't avoid fast construction forever~ * Flamethrowers
Fairy (Ponytail): Feels like we're going to get burned up while working~

Panel 4
Fairy (Ahoge): Let's just rest for now, until the expedition fleet gets bac
k?
SFX: Grab

Page 5
Panel 1
Shimakaze: Looks like a ship slower than me has showed up again.
SFX: Shock
Fairy (Ahoge): Bwah!!

Panel 2
Shimakaze: When the heck am I going to debut!?
Fairy (Ponytail): Er... are you Shimakaze-san, by chance?
Fairy (Hat): Eh? That rare ship?

Panel 3
Shimakaze: Yep, I am the destroyer Shimakaze herself.
I won't lose to anybody in speed, 'cause I fast as the island wind! * 島風, Shimakaze, "Island Wind"
Dess! * Introduction line. "

Page 6
Panel 1
Shimakaze: A girl like me taking so long to debut...
what's going on?
Fairy (Ahoge): The fence!
She's pulling me through the fence!
SFX: Fidget, fidget, fidget

Panel 2
Fairy (Hat): You're rare, Shimakaze-san, so your debut is up to chance.
And our Admiral is pretty lazy,
so he only builds enough ships to finish his dailies.

Panel 3
Fairy (Ponytail): Ah... but he's been saving up a lot of resources.
Maybe he's going to build a bunch in one big burst~?
Shimakaze: Hmmm... and when would that be?

Panel 4
Fairy (Ponytail): Er... tomorrow~?
Shimakaze: Oh!
Fairy (Ahoge): Gya!
Shimakaze: Tomorrow? Got it!
Alright! Finally!!

Panel 5
Fairy (Ahoge): I thought I was going to die...
Fairy (Hat): She survived...
Fairy (Ponytail): Fairies are incredible...

Page 7
Panel 1
The Next Day
SFX: Scrape

Panel 2
Shimakaze: And
why have I still not shown up?
I've been waiting outside for sooooo long.

Panel 3
Fairy (Ponytail): This time, it was all LSC recipes~
Fairy (Hat): Probably needed to finish some quest~

Panel 4
Fairy (Hat): Spending that much resources pretty much guaranteed some large hulls.
Fairy (Ponytail): And large hulls are going to be filled by the spirits of equally large ships, I guess?
Fairy (Ahoge): We knew it was going to be a large ship from the start, thanks to the construction timer.
Shimakaze-san has a 30 minute construction timer, so any longer than that and she's impossi-
BLE!
SFX: Squelch
Shimakaze: (Grrr...)

Panel 4
Shimakaze: ...come to think of it, you can get new ships outside construction too, after battles.
Guess I'll have to give that a shot.

Panel 5
Fairy (Ahoge): I thought I was going to die...
Fairy (Hat): ...

Panel 6
DD: We're finally back~

Page 8
Panel 1
Ikazuchi: Glad we could finish the mission without a scratch.
Akatsuki: We can even get some sweets after we report back-

Panel 2
SFX: Stare...
Box: Only Dumb Assholes Get in This Box

Panel 3
SFX: Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk

Panel 4
Shimakaze: Why'd they pass by...?
Fairy (Ahoge): As if they could throw away something this sketchy.

Panel 5
Fairy (Ponytail): The girls that just passed by were on an expedition.
Rare drops like Shimakaze-san only appear after sortie missions to special maps.
Fairy (Hat): And our Admiral is pretty lazy,
So we won't sortie to thooose kind of maps unless we get someone that important to recommend them.
SFX: Bang, bang
Fairy (Ahoge): ...!!
!?

Panel 6
Shimakaze: Hmm... someone important... you say?
SFX: Bubble, bubble, bubble...

Saratoga a cute, one of my favourite Kagafriend

Page 9
Panel 2
SFX: Poke...
Shimakaze: There.

Panel 3
KTKM: An intruder?
Tama: ?
Nya?
Shimakaze: Ah,
perfect timing.
Is Admiral-san or anyone as important around?

Panel 4
KTKM: The Admiral? He's probably home by now... right?
Tama: As far as important people go, maybe Kuma-oneechan, the Admiral's secretary, nya?
She's in the bath right now, nya.

Panel 5
Shimakaze: Thanks!
SFX: Tap, tap, tap
Wave, wave
KTKM: Shouldn't we report this...?

They never met, how could they be friends?

Page 10
Panel 1
Shimakaze: I don't know what this Kuma looks like...
Hmmm... well, there's only so many people here.
It should be obvious who's number one around.

Panel 2
Tenryuu: Whew...
Tatsuta: [Pant, pant, pant, pant]

Panel 3
Shimakaze: Operation, start!
Ughhhh, I'm so done.
SFX: Strip...
Kuma: What's the matter, kuma?
Shimakaze: I haven't been exercising recently...

Panel 4
Shimakaze: I might've
gotten fat,
just a bit.
SFX: Shock
Shock
Wha...

Panel 5
Kuma: It doesn't look like it, kuma.
Shimakaze: Doesn't help that Admiral's slacking off means we haven't been sortieing as much...

Page 11
Panel 1
Kuma: Expeditions and exercises aren't enough, kuma?
Shimakaze: Seems like real battle's the best exercise.
SFX: Tremble, tremble
Sendai(?): Even though I'm a "light" cruiser...

Panel 2
SFX: Pinch
Shimakaze: As far as combat goes, I'm only any good around the Nansei Islands... * Map 1
Bet you could get a way better workout fighting hard near Okinoshima. * Map 2-4 or 2-5, where Shimakaze drops

Panel 3
Shimakaze: ...How'd fine tuning the scales go?
(Whisper, whisper)
SFX: Sneak...
Fairy (Ahoge): Got it done~

Panel 4
Kuma: Do you want to go that much, kuma?
SFX: Stare
Shimakaze: Eh?
Yeah, of course!

Panel 5
Kuma: Then I'll leave it to you, kuma.
Shimakazee: Eh?
Kuma: ...looks like lots of people want to go, though, kuma.

Saratoga a best.

Page 12
Panel 1
SFX: Chirp, chirp, chirp

Panel 2
SFX: Wakes up...

Panel 3
Tama: That girl from yesterday, nya.
KTKM: I think that room was vacant...
SFX: Whoosh

Panel 4
Shimakaze: Obaachan, food, please!
Obaachan: Of course.
You sure are taking it slow today, aren't you?

Panel 5
SFX: Shock...
Shimakaze: Slow? But I'm the fastest!!

Page 13
Panel 1
Obaachan: Kuma-chan's group left already, you know.
Shimakaze: Eh!?
Akagi: [Stare...]

Panel 2
Obaachan: I wouldn't want her to put herself in danger, but I'm just an old lady...
SFX: Swipe

Panel 3
Shimakaze: As if

Panel 4
Shimakaze: I'll allow

Panel 5
Shimakaze: any more delays!?
SFX: Splash

Just what does Tatsuta think she's doing?

Page 14
Panel 1
Shimakaze: ”Who the heck is faster than me?"
That's what I thought while I was alone.
But...

Panel 2
Shimakaze: If I really want to become the fastest,
I can't be alone any longer.

Panel 3
Shimakaze: And so.
(Pant, pant, pant)
Mutsu: Oh...?
Kuma: Kuma?

Panel 4
Shimakaze: D-
Destroyer Shimakaze!

Page 15
Panel 1
Shimakaze: I won't lose to anybody in speed,
'cause I fast as the island wind!
Dess!
SFX: Snap
Text: A new comrade has been discovered!

Panel 2
Kuma: We actually heard that line already, so we know that, kuma.
SFX: Shock
Shimakaze: Oh!?
(So "I" wasn't the only one to think this up!)

Panel 3
Mutsu: Have two ships ever dropped at once...? Let alone two of the same ship...
Kuma: I think they're actually more surprised than we are...
Kongou: What should we do, dess...?

Panel 4
Kuma: ...well, we have to head back, kuma...

Page 16
Panel 1
Fairy (Ponytail): It took some trial and error,
But construction finally succeeded~
Three of them at that~

Panel 2
Shimakaze: Ehehe, you sure are slow! * Night attack line
SFX: Grip
Fairy (Hat): Kinda feels like the saved up luck all came out at once?
Fairy (Ponytail): Well... we sure got a lot of dupes for it...

Panel 3
Fairy (Ahoge): We've got five of the same ship...
How can you say which is "the fastest" if we have five of y-

Panel 4
SFX: Bend...
Fairy (Ponytail): Ah.

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I'll be around.

tfw no Shimakaze harem to go fast on my dick

Iowa is up

How much and when?

And so is Poi.

Why these old-fashioned shipgirls are so cute?

Why isn't Shimakaze an anal queen given how front and center her stern is?

I don't know but she can be my anal queen any day

>Have to wait until September to get my Bismarck figure
Suffering.

Comes out next June for 9,120 yen on amiami but you can preorder now.

Cute

Secondary, please

I want a Sara figma

ﾎﾟﾞｲ (((ง˘ω˘)ว))ﾎﾟｲ

I just want this. Why do I have to have a shitty extra dimension?

Cute Saratoga figurine
Ugly

Scans of the official 4-koma resuming when?

Was that rumour about the artist having his contract shortened bullshit too?

Houshou is too pure for this world

>Ugly
Iowa is fucking sexy.

Why can't Iowa be a Kagafriend?

>Why can't Iowa be a Kagafriend?
Because Iowafans are obnoxious

>The pot calling the kettle black.

>Projecting
Iowautist, guys

>September
Did you not get the first wave? She comes out in June.

What do you think season two will be about?

Iowa makes the best Kagafriend.

Foreign ships. All of them

Huh, you're right, odd I forgot that, got Prinz coming in January and Bismarck coming in June.

You've just proved my point here

Refrain, mango

Romcom about me and Shigure.

Who's molesting Asakaze today? I'm molesting Asakaze today. The next Kamikaze class better be a -nojya loli.
Anyone going to work on this?

When is boatsluts getting a decent videogame?
I think a SRW type game would be best.

No, please, I don't want the anime to ruin my pudding.

You're clearly no fun.

Would you welcome a Puchimas styled spin off anime focused on shenanigans?

Chinkfag asked for it, so he might have intended to do it.

Yes, that would be perfect.

Will it contain a T-head Admiral?
Alright then.

Assakaze.

These things are adorable.

Harassing Kaga-san's image is not funny

But it's fun.

If it were even a fraction as good as Puchimas, it'd be 10/10.

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Looks like I hit a goldmine of them.

Why can't my Poi get a figma?

This is your potato now.

Can she be turned into another potato?

Bismarck likes girls

Likes her admiral more.

>Admiral, what is it? Such an earnest expression... This is for me? ...I-I see... Y-you can give it to me. I won't give this back, you know? Definitely...

How did she fell in love with the Admiral in the first place?

Not as much as she liked getting dicked by another man in that doujin.

Secretly insecure and begging for someone to take care of her. Admiral fills said position so attachment is only logical.

Which is why she slit his throat? Cool story bro, just doing what she had to to get free. That said the use of auf wiedersehen here bothers me, it does not mean what the author thinks it means.

>draw a ton of cute art for a certain girl
>then draw this doujin

I don't even mind NTR that much but that was just bizarre.

slut

That's why I prefer the infinitely superior German, Prinz

If that is so, then why is Prinz so obsessed with Bismarck?

Look at this (very cute) lady!

Pure as can be.

Kaga-san is very cute and awkward

So does anyone have any footage of Tatsuta or Tenryuu from the movie?

I take it these are Kaga's memories.

She's still pretty fucking here. Would bomb her stern, if you know what I mean.

No, the admiral will always have his face obscured somehow.

Sales.

What did they do to Kaga-san?

You wouldn't exploit this defenseless ship would you?

I would

I want her that way.

Never, I would appoint her as my secretary and take care of her and show her that someone loves her.

Today is my birthday say something nice about her.

Until there's nothing left of her.

Why is Urakaze taking over Gelbooru? What the fuck?

Your wife is very cute.

Dangerous bear.

Just some guy going on an upload spree.

Perfect for bullying.

She has the 'tism

Kuma is best Kuma-class, the best onee-chan too.

who?

No, I want to protect this creature.