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Welcome to the future
Welcome to Norway

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fagg, what was that?

Something you brits never will be able to build.

Congrats you built a barge with a tiny gun

>Congrats you built a barge with a tiny gun
in video the shi(p)t has no gun

We have 400 ships like that.

But, there is no gun? Are you telling me you are a burger?

Ok I'm fully erect now. Please deliver one Iceman to my harbor. Right now.

>calling things "shit" that is lightyears ahead of them

>Yes goy ignore the fact that im paying for F35's instead of building a better fighter.

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Too be fair Anders the only Muslim nation making ships is Iran. Arabs haven't figured out how buoyancy works.

Can you help us find the sub? we only got 24 hs before they ran out of oxygen.

>24 hs before they ran out of oxygen.

I would take us longer to get down there sadly...

nice boat

AAawwweee... it's sooooo cuuuUUUUUTTttteee.
Are you a little boat?? ARE YOU A WITTLE TINY BOAT? yes you are. YES. YOU. ARE.

It's for whale hunting

Is this special in Norway or something? Just seems like a fishing boat with some extra doodads

with very small benis ((((gun)))

welcome to Noghanistan

>It's for whale hunting
triggered now!
why is the picture of a small boat with very small benis though?

Lmao. You are from the past, so I'm sure it just looks like an alien vessel to you fugs.

Looks like a toll booth on top of a shipping container. "Cutting edge technology"

>small benis

- harpoon

Sorry about your country men bro.
You have been concerned and asking for help for days now.
My heart goes out for you and them.

Does this one archive articles for us too?

Hear, hear. Bless those brave bastards.

>future
>still without nuclear reactor

What is it, future for soyboys millenial degenerates?

You know we always build better boats.
Omg guise it has LED lights!

STFU!! LED lights? How did they do it??

Norge over alle!
Ja vi elsker dette landet, som det stiger fram, til helvette med svergie og danmark, men Island de er med oss

>Omg guise it has LED lights!
lad really fucked up now!

vikings back at it again making A1 tier boats

>still without nuclear reactor

Didn't you hear. Nuclear reactors are a thing of the past.

You're a thing of the past.

whoa......a boat.

sage

Norway just led Sweden to the dumpster.
No, you don't build these kinds of boats at all actually - at best you buy them from Norway.

This.

Dude, wait. It has LED lights.

Go back to your mosque svehammed

Come on

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You guys literally belong to the 18th century compared to us.

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nice supply/firetruck

Don't get all defensive. It wouldn't be Sup Forums if we didn't shit all over something you loved, and truth be told, it's a pretty shitty ship. Sorry bro.

Dude... it has LED lights. I shit you not.

Lars they don't understand what these ships are capable of, to them it's just a strange looking boat. Unless it has a gun and missiles mounted on it it doesn't mean anything to them.

Havta admit...
I watch the youtube vids of the 5K horespower Norwegian sub attack boats.
Fuck they sound good.
Norwegian fishing boats are some of the best.
Norwegian offshore rigs are also some of the best.
but that's a boat, not a ship.

whats it do? break ice?

STFU

We Norwegians are the master ship designers of the world

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Titan Class is garbage. Will make a nice artificial reef one day.

Vikangz were a thing of the past

is that the space ship from Space Invaders?

>marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:312617/mmsi:258738000/imo:9660073/vessel:SKANDI_ICEMAN
>nice supply/firetruck
not even a harpoon
WTF norgey?

When random anons on a chink cartoon image board have more sympathy for your sailors than your own government and even most of your population.
Thank you anons, but I fear there is not happy ending in this situation. Hope the bodies can be repatriated at least.
Poor kids man, your dad being a submariner must be so cool for a child, your real hero.

>the British can't build a floating box
admit it, it's gay and you only made these things because you can't afford or man a proper blue water navy

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Will somebody please invite me to the Grind?
I want to join the whale hunt.
Have BBQ whale day, find a nice blond girl.

I hope for your sake you are just trolling (but we Norwegians invented trolls though....)

:( Sorry user. I hope there's still some sort of miracle that they are ok and they are all on a raft drifting somewhere.

cope

That aren't fully knowledgeable on how water works, they live in a desert after all.

Maybe I am a Norwegian that really hates boats.

Anders Brevik did nothing wrong

furniture looks like ikea

That's cold. Even to my standards.

Why would they need to build useless ship like that?

poor seas

Useless boats for useless people.

Poor sailors. I will pray for these brave warriors.

Brasil is helping in the search.

>useless

Are you stupid?

Hes talking about the image

Looks like some ww2 shit desu

>whats it do? break ice?
Not quite, they are offshore supply/construction vessels they can do all kinds of construction and other such tasks with massive mounted cranes etc. on for example oil rigs. And are quite a feat of engineering.

It's literally a firetruck on the water. Google it. PLUS it has LED lights.

TIL that if I want to piss off a Norweiner, just talk shit about their boats.

>We Norwegians are the master ship designers of the world
Dude, it was built in Romania.

>Looks like some ww2 shit desu
The one in the video is different vessel those are offshore supply ships.
The one in the pic is the skjold stealth missile corvette, extremely fast and undetectable by radar.
function and capability > appearance.

METAL BAWKSES!

*sinks your tugboat*

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My Great Gramps was actually named Adolf.
He lost two sons in Iron Chest Sound.
He was always called a Nazi just foir his name, and he legally changed it.
US wars killed off most of my Family.
Now the majority of people with my last name live in Argentina.
We're brothers.
I honestly wish we could help.
I still believe a Chinese fishing boat is responsible. If She can't surface, she either sank fast, or is hung up on fishing tackle.

Its the new MegaMigrant Importer vessel that can transport 10,000 refugees at a time into Europe every 2 days

>Dude, it was built in Romania.
Yes i'm sure the romanians has the technical and engineering expertize to build it. It wasn't just that they utilized romanian labour off of norwegian specs at all. Geez you people are idiots if you don't know how good scandis are at shipbuilding, in the past they built them in scandi countries themselves but have since moved also production to other places sadly in order to among other things manufacture more at a faster pace.

You sure about that you braindead moron?

cheeky bants. skol for the lel

It's true though. What's wrong with what Brevik did.

I know you can be a white knight for a woman, but for a stupid boat? I'll never get Norvegian sex orientation... If you want to fuck this boat, just ask it out.

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What's it for? Rescuing capsized migrant boats??

That's not an answer.

How is it not an answer

>I honestly wish we could help
You're the last hope really, with those mini subs and the Globe Master planes.
>I still believe a Chinese fishing boat is responsible.
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Maybe they take revenge over this, if true, we should unleash pic related on every single chink ship out there, the Etendards miss the action!

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I called England a Muslim country that can't make ships learn to read a language other than elfish.

we'll trade you 2.5 more JSFs for 1 of these pl0x

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Our military only runs on Orders of them Jews.
You guys kicked out Barrick Gold.
somehow i think that hexed Argentina.

>implying the norwegian navy couldn't single-handedly take on the entire NATO military

Come on guise, what else can Norway be proud of? Give the guy a break.
Good job Norway, we are all proud of you!

>It's literally a firetruck on the water. Google it.
Think you need to look up the specs on it a little bit further, it can do a heck of a lot more than that.

it's cool, but it looks like a little bitch

You know we are already scrapping these right?