What would he say if he were alive today?

What would he say if he were alive today?

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the world is fucked.

Today wouldn't be today if he were alive.

THEY'RE TURNING THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY.

His kind of leftist would be a twitter sjw

Same whiny shit, just adapted to the new generation of edgy teenagers.

Beat me to that one desu
Top kek

It's 2017.

lmfao im alex jones praise kek

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

He'd be ranting about DRUMPF and right wing Christians, and sprinkling abit of anti-Islam here and there.

Imagine TJ Kirk. Basically him.

Is that the hillbilly from The Walking Dead?

"FUCKING GLOBALIST GOBLINS ARRGHAAAH"

This, he would be fishing for retweets from fat purple haired millenials and niggers

they're turning the frickin frogs gay

I've reconsidered. Considering his fame is based on his death, he probably wouldn't be saying anything that people cared about. He'd just be another washed up comedian from the 90s that would maybe show up in cameos on sitcoms for nostalgia. The only reason he still titillates 18 year olds is because he's fucking dead.

Sargon of Akkad 2.0

He would work with Alex Jones

Super Male Vitality

he'd be a child of Zion. better off dead.

He'd have mercilessly shat on both Hillary and Donald. He'd be raging about how 'they' withheld thousands of documents from the scheduled JFK release, and all the 'oops lol missing' Oswald documents. He'd be wondering aloud if there was anything to all this growing Antarctica buzz, and he'd be sounding the alarm about Tom DeLonge's controlled military-industrial complex partial disclosure fiasco. He'd be blue in the face about the continuous, ill-defined middle eastern meddling that has stretched across multiple administrations without faltering, and the encroaching surveillance state that has bipartisan support. He would've been marching with Occupy Wall Street and would have an entire bit dedicated to HSBC laundering money for the drug cartels. He would've been at the protests opposing the Keystone XL. He'd be all over bitcoin and any news that the dollar might have a challenger. He would have at his feet an open offer to lead a revolutionary spectrum-spanning political party, and he would reject it.

he'd lose his mind about bush jr becoming president

he'd lose his mind about william cooper actually being killed by the FBI

he probably wouldn't think much of JFK involving two shooters as he believed there was two shooters anyways

I'm sure there's a lot more, all in all I think it's for the best that he's dead. I'd feel bad for him if he had to live through all this shit he called out and predicted.

> I fucking told you so!

RIP

>9/11 was an inside job
>Trump and Clinton are garbage
>You're all stupid
>The world is fucked
>I fucking told you

RIP

he is alive today his name is Alex Jones.

just another Hollywood death faker....nothing to see here.

the truth.

Is that a picture of young Alex Jones?

He was the best.
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LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING COFFIN!

3pbp

His goatboy routine and predilection for truthtelling would trigger all the lefttards today.

So he'd either capitulate and kowtow to the left, or join us.

Life is like a roller coaster, maaan... With hypertronic pedophile demons from the future Skynet crawling all over it! That's Bill Gates' words not mine...

My thoughts exactly. Basically it comes down to if he sexually assaulted anyone or not.

he would never capitulate. He lived for that shit.
>youtube.com/watch?v=xAuWMzuBAI8

"Is there a cure for pancreatic cancer yet?"

...

Is that Shia Lebouff

Wow man I am so glad to be alive today

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>What would he say if he were alive today?
"Holy shit it's dark in this coffin."

Actually he just faded away so he didn't block my path

THEYRE TURNIN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY

that OP is a fag

He is alive today, he just calls himself Alex Jones.

But he was a communist so I'm sure he'd be militantly anti-Trump in his act, like he was always anti-America and anti-Republican.

Today he said Charles Manson was an MK Ultra Renfield for the weirdo white people who for some reason hate Christianity.
It makes total sense, I mean, everyone knows Hollywood and the music industry is run by weirdo white people and not a specific group of people who aren't big fans of Christianity.
Anyway Charles Manson was clearly a globalist puppet, that's why he wasted away in prison, that's what they do to their most loyal servants. You can tell Alex Jones/Bill Hicks isn't working for (((them)), what benefit would he get? Besides millions of dollars, a yoga instructor/escort for a wife, his own little mcmansion, tons of hollywood and political connections. Clearly Alex Jones is not working for (((them))) and Charles Manson who died in prison was.

you guys are a bunch of faggots. he was our guy and he's gone.
want proof?
>youtu.be/xAuWMzuBAI8?t=7m25s

Fuck net neutrality

7 min 25 seconds

He was a commie

"Grab onto my horns. Throw your legs around my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag!"

"traps are not gay"

about capitulating..
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your full of shit prove it

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consider the practical implications of his sentiment.

He read LOTR a second time before he died. That story meant something for him.

flush it all away

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Damn that ending. He would have posted here.

fuckin a

>who the fuck am I and how am I related to politics?

German user, it's Bill Hicks - tried to wake up burgers in the 90's using comedy, they didn't listen. He died.

No doubt something retarded which every pleb would consider insightful.

Im well aware user ;)

totally. which makes me think why arent there any comedians today that get there jokes from here?

Gen Z comedians will probably be more edgy than what we see today.

because that worked out so well for Charlie Chaplin?

Since you fags love conspiracies

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