Describe yourself in one anime screenshot
Describe yourself in one anime screenshot
Jacob Cook
Isaiah Ortiz
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David Young
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Ethan James
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David Morales
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William Thomas
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Elijah Jenkins
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Jeremiah Morales
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Grayson Perry
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Leo Sanchez
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Jeremiah Hall
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Jacob Baker
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Connor Butler
>that filename
How's it going, Ahmed?
David Perry
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Owen Diaz
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Gabriel Powell
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Austin Morgan
And don't come back.
Carter Diaz
>telling someone to leave Sup Forums to go to Sup Forums
Juan Edwards
Are you fucking retarded?
Jose Phillips
Are you?
Isaac Roberts
You have no clue how this site works you underage faggot
they are obviously retarded
Hudson Morgan
I think you need to lurk some more or fuck off to whatever board you came from.
Michael Jenkins
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Bentley Bailey
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Chase Jenkins
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Brody Long
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Cooper White
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Adrian Brown
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Ryan Young
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Ayden Howard
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Robert Diaz
>New Onichichi on december 29th.
Nicholas Cooper
Sadly, this is 100% true.
Edgy teens posting "I wish I were dead" caps... trust me, if you have functioning sphincters, you have NOTHING to despair about.
Angel Robinson
I wished someone warned me when I was an edgy teen, this is taking me over a year to fix and it ruined with my ability to edge when I fap. The neet life is dangerous
Jeremiah Howard
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Thomas Baker
Dare I ask how this happened to you, user?
Ian Kelly
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Luis Rogers
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Austin Cooper
I have pretty bad hemorrhoids but I think my sphincter muscle is fine..? I may regret this, but please elaborate.
Jace Sullivan
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Colton Allen
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Jeremiah Johnson
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Andrew White
london?
Nicholas Wilson
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Jackson Kelly
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Owen Watson
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Christian Collins
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Mason Cox
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Joshua Edwards
I came here to do you know what, but then I figured the eva ones are sort of relatable.
Fuck Anno and fuck the holidays.
Adam Moore
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John Scott
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Jonathan Garcia
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Ryan Wilson
You asked for it. Don't read this.
I've had large internal hemorrhoids since my late teens, and I appear to have inherited weak pelvic floor muscles. The result was an awful cycle of ever-longer bowel movements, damaging both muscles and veins, until finally last December my rectum gave up during a particularly large shit and fell out of my ass.
Rectal prolapse generally isn't painful (it just feels weird as hell), and the telescoped rectum usually retracts on its own after a bit, but in my case the internal hemorrhoids (now external) were so large it got stuck outside my body.
I reported to work the next day (I slept on my side), but at that point I was in so much pain from sitting directly on my internal hemorrhoids in the car that I could barely stand; they sent me to the ER (this was in Japan, so there were no normal hospitals in the area open on a Saturday morning), where the doctor kinda bundled everything back in with his fingertips while I went "EEEERRGGGHH!!! EEEEEERRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!" (After three minutes he said, "あ, 痛みありますか?" and I replied, "MOTHERFUCKING ARU.")
I wound up getting a quadruple hemorrhoidectomy/some kind of surgery for the internal hemorrhoids they don't seem to use in the West and being stuck in the hospital for a week. However, when it occurs in men under 40, rectal prolapse is a lifelong condition and can only be controlled by "the diligent avoidance of straining." This means that every bowel movement is deeply unsatisfying, because I can't do the minimal pushing required to really clean myself out lest my intestines detach themselves again. And I'll probably get more hemorrhoids, and almost certainly many more prolapses, in the future.
Now please go take a beautiful, satisfying, painless dump in my honor, Sup Forums.
Gabriel Hall
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Robert Gomez
I'll do it for you user, your memory won't be forgotten.
Kevin Evans
Every healthy shit I take will be dedicated to you from here on in, user.
Anthony Rivera
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Henry Stewart
What is this from?
Aaron Perez
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Joseph Garcia
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Jackson Nelson
Im sorry user. Sometime we take lifes most simple thing for granted.
May you get better in the future
Ayden Baker
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Robert Powell
oreeegan
Thomas Flores
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Lincoln Turner
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Jeremiah Cooper
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Henry Wright
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Christian Barnes
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Daniel Butler
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Christian Adams
simple, and straight to the point
Asher Johnson
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Christopher Bennett
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Landon Parker
You're right user, I never truly knew suffering...
Jose Reed
screencapped
Elijah Fisher
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Brandon Flores
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Carter Turner
;_;
Colton Rivera
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Jordan Mitchell
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Kevin Martin
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Sebastian Mitchell
have you ever taken a shit where it feels too big to leave your insides
if you have does it leave you in a cold sweat
Liam Turner
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Gavin Jackson
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Matthew Howard
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Dominic Cox
I've been deliberately making myself prolapse for a while now, since I like the feeling. Thanks for the warning, user.
Brayden Jenkins
>mfw just reading that
I'll treasure every dump I take from now on.
Josiah Ortiz
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Caleb Bell
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Noah Adams
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Logan Hall
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Julian White
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David Bell
Not anime-screenshot, but close.
Jonathan Morales
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Nathaniel Bailey
I JUST TOOK A SHIT AND OH GOD I HAVE RHOID RAGE BUT ANAL PROLAPSE SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING HELL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jack Adams
>Sup Forums
>they think they're smart, but they're just neo Sup Forums
Henry Thompson
Anniebot, is that you?
Nathaniel Davis
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Joshua Thompson
I won't complain when I get my yearly 1-2 slight anal fissures anymore.
Ian Peterson
We are smart, which is why the average Sup Forumslack wants to gas the kikes and then themselves.
Adrian Cook
FUCK
William Wood
ok.