What would an anime made by Hideo Kojima be like, Sup Forums?

What would an anime made by Hideo Kojima be like, Sup Forums?

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Are you some kind of Google bot? I literally just watched the Death Stranding trailer around 2 minutes ago.

A terrible trainwreck.

*click* *click click* *click*
I'LL KEEP COMING

Good but with a plot relatively simple that gets overcomplicated by shady exposition of facts and it would have around two to three fan service shots with booty.

FAINTLY
I'LL CALL

So...
Madoka?

I said good.

It would be Sup Forums because he's huge westaboo.

Good if you like 3d anime.

Well Zone of the Enders had an anime.

>Metal Gear Solid
>Zone of Enders
>Boktai
>westaboo

it would be Kino as fuck.

>mfw Ryan Reynold and Gosling will be in the game.
>Idris Elba too.

>Implying Kojima isn't 1:1 the Anno of video games.

Let's see.

>Stories filled with mindfucks.
>Started one of the most recognized, yet still masterful series of the medium.
>No one truly understands the plot.
>Creations are pretty waifu-centric despite what the fans say.
>Retards call him a hack.
>Master of his art.
>Some unbelievers have been doubting his talents due to his recent works.
>Will make a huge comeback and blow away everyone with his next project.
>For which everyone is hype as fuck.
>Wise nippon man.

The shost would all look great.
The OST would be fantastic.
The story would be a wild card.
Shinkawa would probably make some cool mech for it.

>Has the coolest mechs... Ever. Yes, better than any of those shitty gundams.

Anno directed Shin Godzilla, which has been one of the most successful Japanese films of the year.
Death Stranding will probably be one of the most successful Japanese videogames of the year it releases.
The coincidences just keep piling up.

Pretentious.
Like his shit games.
Now fuck off back to Sup Forums.

reminder that Venom didn't love Quiet back

>retards call him a hack
Case in point here.

Gainax

I heard we got new mods.
Where are they?

Like Satoshi Kon, but making action centered films.

Like a Hollywood movie but animated.

Teabagging ur mom

Pretentious shit.

gay

You're giving him too much credit.
Even Hollywood manages to have a semblance of originality once a decade.

The Metal Gear series is literally just Anime about Western Black Ops: the video game

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Who?

like EVA but bad

I just hope there is some actual good gameplay to go with the star studied cast. I know that today's "gamer" likes as little actual gameplay in their games as possible but I don't spend 60 bucks for an interactive movie.

It looks interesting but they've shown cut scenes at best. Where is a the gameplay at?

Well, the last trailer had suggestion of gameplay, it actually looked like a pre-boss fight cutscene. The wires do something, it looks like Del Toro was stealthing around, and the way the camera focused on the baby when he was activated looked pretty gameplay-like. Looks like you'd have to escape a bunch of skelly soldiers somehow.

How is that a bad thing though.

Post Metal Gear parodies.

Its Kojima, man.
He's always made games that had good gamelay at the core.

I'll give you that and that's why he gets some leeway with me, but I am getting sick of non gameplay trailers. Especially for games as far away from release as this one is

Play his games, they're literally anime.

?!? The reason they're non gameplay trailers is because they are far away from release. Gameplay takes much longer to be brought to a presentable state than cutscenes.

Literally like Policenauts or Snatcher.

And if they bring gameplay trailers early on, it's doubtful if that will reflect the final product.

There's legit concern that the trailers will hype Death Stranding in the same way MGSV had trailer hype. Hype that didn't live up to expectations. But I still think it's a safe move to offer teaser material like this.

Speaking of, Cyberpunk 2077 Gameplay when?

It would be like whatever Kamachi does, but with mullets.

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Peace Walker
>Koi no Yokushiryoku plays
I can't replay the older MGS after playing MGSV, the controls of that game were so fantastic.

Bees.

And minus the retarded names.

I'd watch a 3DCG show directed by Kojima using KojiPro's assets. MGSV's cutscenes were really well produced
They would know how to make it look good without trying to emulate a 2D anime style in 3D like Polygon

I'd watch it

We can say whatever we want about his games, but the one thing everyone should agree on is that Kojima has given us top-tier waifus.

Neon Genesis Evangelion(but more understandable), and I'm being unironic here.

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>Western femme fatales with Japanese designs and presentation

I'm a fucking sucker. Kojima is a god at pandering to me.

>draw a 14 year old girl
>call it an adult
Why is this allowed?

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Hnnng thank god for mods.

How can he fit so much a best in so few polygons?

>Implying you've never fapped to an NGE girl

Kojima is made the script writer for R3. How would the plot proceed?

S H I N K A W A
youtube.com/watch?v=ouI8KXTdzhI

6 music videos leading up to the season premiere and it turns out to be half baked shit with all the budget going toward mocapping horses taking shits and scanning in quiet's feet textures.

>Lelouch comes back from the dead.
>Epic, intense first two episodes.
>Gets killed in the third one.
>MC is now a blond, whiny twink that everyone hates.
>Still ends up being a masterpiece.

Holy shit he's so amazing. Truly a miracle of the universe.

Probably something like Aeon Flux. The cartoon, not that shitty movie.

>the Patriots?

Kojima is a hack.

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It would probably just be a fucking massive 12ep-long anime being a fucking music video spanning over so many hours.
The Death-stranding trailers kind of prove this.

Kojima and Mads star in Yuri on Ice: 20 years later edition.

>pretentious
>kino
>mindfuck
You're all wrong! It would be basic moe SoL! Featuring yummy foods, guest-starring Mega64 {cross-promotion with Kickapoo} and DoritoPope.

Didn't he love the hell out of Mad Max: Fury Road?

Since the information control was handled in Akito, i'd say the story would focus on interpersonal relationship of the warmongering factions, lead by charismatic leaders and their very diverse acolytes. Bundle over-complicated plot that gets simplified\infodumped in the middle, a lot of characters that parallel each other in goals, yet have different means\underlying motivations and you get yourself something along the lines of Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere.

Overrated and soon to turn hack-material.

if she showers like the regularly I bet than pussy is rancid.

born to make history

shit

Mads will never cook for you.

Why even?

>tfw mads will never cook your leg and feed it to you why even live

It depends, who's making it? Hideo? Or Kojima?

Two madmen in one body, which one are you talking about?

siliconera.com/2010/07/19/report-hideo-kojima-creating-visual-novel-with-5pb/

He was supposed to work on the Sci;Adv series for something

Don't know what happened. Bad timing probably.

Before DS was announced, didn't Kojima that he wanted his next project to reach a level that earned it an anime?

Where were you when Norman Reedus and Mads became anime characters?

Hipster trash and overrated, just like everything by him.

Now I want to watch an anime by Miyazaki. Uhmmm, I mean Hidetaka

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What shows have homages to MGS?

I remember seeing a number of throwbacks.