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OL xmas cakes are best.
best type of nee-san.

Sorry m'lady, I'm lactose intolerant.

She wasn't talking about chocolate

>I'm 27 and feel no different from 15.
Ouch.

Is that what people with feet usually do?

>You will never save a christmas cake

That part hit a bit too close to home. How people grow up mentally is beyond me.

Yes, its like going to the tailor, he needs to take your measurements to tailor your suit - same thing for feet with cobblers.

Delicious trips checked.

>tfw you're at that age where basically the only girls left are christmas cakes

Well at least its something, too bad they're all aging like shit in real life.

>he doesn't have feet

I turned 26 about 2 weeks ago, I legit don't feel or look any different than when I was 15 myself.

Then again, I'm starting to feel the effects of aging solely internally sadly. Feels like its starting to just hit all at once. I'll give it a year or two before my body crashes.

>letting a high school boy touch your Christmas cake feet like that

I bet the rumors at the school were true. She knows exactly what she is doing. I bet she moved to that rural town at the end so that she could prey on young boys in the country.

>you will never have such an innocent relationship like this

Life is suffering ;_;

He also need to lick to check the taste to make the best shoes.

yes, because he needs to see just how much sweaty her feet are so he will know how to best combat it.

>"depressed"
>still has time to dress well and paint her nails for a high school boy to fawn over

Nothing innocent at all. There were all these rumors about her having inappropriate relationships with boys, but her she is alone with a boy in the park doing these things.

Rumors are just rumors user, it was purely innocent. Of course she would dress well and paint her nails, nobody wants to look ugly.

They didnt do anything wrong

>>people with feet

Yogurt on feet is the best way.

Stop bullying the cripple. bullying is wrong

He didn't, but he got lured in by a succubus. Imagine if a grown man invited a young high school girl alone into his apartment.

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>Imagine if a grown man invited a young high school girl alone into his apartment.
its heading to a risky direction, but still nothing wrong.

Where was my christmas cake when I was a young lad? Now I have become the christmas cake.

>Now I have become the christmas cake.
Hey lady, wanna /ss/?

Never.

It´s important to check the pantsu too.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does pic related apply to you?

4

There's a difference, though. Older women are not that violent. Also, they're usually a tad physically weaker than a man. Variables exist, too.

Say the situation goes south - there's a murder attempt or a rape attempt. If there's a gun, it's game-over for both. But..

male host, female teenage guest
>knife attack
I won't underestimate the girl, but statistically, it's more likely the attack would land than on an a teenage male
>rape
It's a matter of nimbleness, ability to use objects (either on you, or around you), and most of all, strength. It's possible that she will escape, but again, statistically...

female host, teenage male guest
>knife attack (from the host)
There are actually many variables I forgot to take account for. She may get you close to her (e.g. a hug) and stab you while you're not looking.

>rape
Huh. Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it. They will not resist as much, even though they're capable of it. The phrase "You can't rape the willing" comes to mind.

>that rural town at the end

She moved to Itomori in Keit-Ai and is Mitsuha's sensei

It's funny because I am just back from a conversation with my mother about giving her grandchildren.
This pic applies 100% about me. I'm not even trying. A shitty job that's enough to pay the bills and what luxuries I can afford, no other half-person to suck hte life out of me, no kid to blow my paycheck on and to keep me awake at night, games and anime and porn to keep me mildly entertained: I don't see the reason to put in the effort to achieve anything more.

>t. 32 in 3 days

>As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it.
Just because you've got a boner doesn't mean you're necessary enjoying what's happening.

Also, if things went south, who would believe you? She just would have to tell everybody that you are the one who raped her and you're done.

Keep the Hipocrisy down please.

Thank you for removing your shitty genes from the gene pool.

>Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it. They will not resist as much, even though they're capable of it. The phrase "You can't rape the willing" comes to mind.
He most retarded thing I have read in all weekend. I can't belive you actually believe that. You are what is wrong with this society.

I couldn't help but feel heartache and a stomach ache while reading this. I don't know who taught you that negative mindset, but fucking do something - it's like you haven't grown out of the mindset you had as a teenager. I'm not asking you to change immediately, as even I would be not able to do it.
Ask somebody who's never ran much in his life to run a kilometer without slowing down - he will slow down somewhere, usually around the 400th meter. Gotta build up that endurance, man.

I can't give you any direct advice, as I don't know your circumstances, but this is not a healthy lifestyle you're leading.

There's nothing wrong with just wanting to live a quiet life.

Overrated trash.

Watch some good movie once in a while instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=2SrPmJl562M

Do you really feel that way? Is there not a sliver of doubt in you? Isn't your conscience eating at you from the inside?

Yes. Why not?
I will be 29 in a few months. And I only aged physically.
Five(maybe four) for the first part and zero for the second part. I want to do a few specific things before I die.
So something around 4.5.

>Gook

>Weaboo

I think I just gained a new fetish.

Here, have some lewd feet.

Now I definitely need to watch this.

I honestly hope you enjoy your life. It's good to hear about people who know what they want and live that way. I wouldn't be satisfied with a peaceful life, but different strokes and all.

I'd say a solid 8.5-9.

I'm pretty much just like , except that i'm 22. Best case scenario for me would be to move up to Alaska and become a hermit in a comfy cabin. Somehow work from home and make enough money for necessities, internet, and some ammunition to hunt and fuck around in the wilderness. That sounds comfy as fuck to me.

>Huh. Things are indeed weird here. How would you rape a man? As much as some people would get annoyed by this, men will, in most cases enjoy it.
No one "enjoys" being raped, user, neither men nor women. Just because you can feel sexual pleasure and/or orgasm doesn't mean you like it. That's not a partof your bodily functions you have much control over.

I'm this guy but not this guyBasically what he said, there's really nothing wrong with not wanting to do anything with life. Our biology is just hardwired into making us think there is, because our lizard brain wants to achieve ever more - more territory, more sex, more food, more offspring.

So yea, there is something inside me telling me what I'm doing is wrong, but it's located somewhere around my loins. My conscience is silent, because I'm not hurting anyone, not evne myself. People with more "active" lifestyles are most likely to trample on others as they move on.

>get fucked in wilderness
Ftfy. Bet you can't skin rabbit properly.

That's creepy as fuck, holy shit.

Worst slut

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Fatty

The backgrounds were so comfy. The movie itself was nice too, but the end suffered the typical Shinkai melodrama he seems to have a perpetual boner for.

At least the manga ending was more conclusive instead of the ambiguous one in the movie.

Care to elaborate? I would probably do the same in this situation.

>some 30-smething woman carries a shit tone of sweets in her bag and offers them to a fucking highscooler at the slightest chance

Her despair filles me with disgust

I hope you get raped by some disgusting hambeast and then tell everyone how much you enjoyed it.

Seeing as there's a bit of blogging ITT, don't mind me...

As a kid, I was extremely feminine. I also grew up around a lot of girls - I didn't find that abnormal at all. I had a relatively great childhood. There's a couple of events I won't forget, though.
>one of the guys with who I played with (from another, but still, close neighbourhood) who lied to his mum about me making sexual advances on him. (I was 7; he was 11). His mum called me over for some reason, and I went over to their house - I rang, her son pushed me into the house, and locked the door ASAP. His mum started speaking about how I were corrupting his "child", and how I'd need to apologize. I (in hindsight) naively insisted on not doing anything like that - but she wouldn't believe that. After all, how can her pure, innocent son lie? She forcefully grabbed me and took me over to the bathroom, and asked me if I've really done anything like that. I insisted that I've NEVER done anything like that, hell, I said that I didn't even know what "sex" her. She forced me to strip naked in front of her, and whipped me with her son's sweaty clothes that were left for laundry. She spat on me and grabbed my hair (picture Oreki's, but a tiny bit longer). That woman scratched my shoulders and punched me in the gut.
I muttered something about making her regret ever doing this, but she replied that if I ever talked about this about anyone, she'd spread the rumour around the whole town (It's a very small, very interconnected town, rumours were spreading like wildfire).
I said "I'm sorry...for harassing your son", and went to look for my clothes.
>I'm afraid you won't get those until you've gone outside
>"L-like this?", I said as I was gesturing at my crotch
>"Okay..then"
>"You'll give them to me, right"
>Yeah, yeah I promise (she muttered something after this)
I got out, and thankfully, there was nobody around, and there was a place nearby where I could hide and get clothed.

I see nothing wrong with this. It's better to share.

She probably eats them to cope with the sadness of being alone and unwanted.

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Fuck off.

I see it like that: I chill somewhere in the park. And not just once, it's a routine for me.
Some other person does it too. If I have an abundance of snacks, I would likely at least try to share.

>people with feet
I'm sorry user.

My friends, and girl friends, perceptive as they are, noticed a change in me. They kept asking what was worrying me, but I kept quiet. Years passed, we kinda started to drift away from eachother - but I still kept in contact with a couple of them. They grew up to be very fine women.

Growing up in 90s Spain sucked.

Come on man, if you're gonna post porn atleast make it good porn.

HAHAHAH LANDWHALE AHOY

Yeah but the only ones that are cakes are the really fat ugly ones. Hell, even most of them are getting laid too. 3DPD

Isn't the boy 17-18 years old? I'd say he's old enough to think for himself.

I never did understand why they didnt simply hook up after he graduated highschool. wasn't he like a year, two tops away from graduations?

Fuck off

It would be great if this was just fiction, but I'm afraid it's the real deal. I am amazed I could become a decent person after all of this, and not fall into a downward spiral.

>relationship
Relationship? What relationship? The interaction is almost zero.

Hopefully she's kinky as shit. Fat people always are.

Just because that's the only chance of you getting some poon..you'd let youself be molested? Come on, user.

It's like you didn't watch the movie. She kept getting dressed every day in the hopes that she would go back to work, but she was too terrified to do so, so she just headed to the park

There's nothing saying they didn't. He promised to find her when he graduated, and in the manga, an epilogue shows her wearing the shoes he made for her, so I'm hopeful

>xmas
I hate people like you.

A relationship doesn't have to be romantic.
>the way in which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of being connected.
They clearly have a friendship, with romantic undertones on both sides, no matter how hard she tries to push it away

No need to be mean user.

Who said anything about romance? Interaction is essential to form any kind of relationship. In the film they feel extremely connected to the point of crying and screaming and I don't even know why, because Shinkai doesn't give enough substance to it.

It wasn't a romantic relationship, not for the lady at least. It was more of a plea for companionship. Did you not get the meaning behind the tanks?

>tanks
*Tanka

I was just using an example. A relationship can be any kind of connection between two objects, concepts or people, and these two had a connection, so they had a relationship.

Yeah but he didn't show up in Keit-Ai.

This kind of amputee h manga I can very much support

None of that shock/gore/snuff stuff

Because we didn't see her outside of school. Plus, who knows the time difference between then and Garden

THe bigest surprise is it is shindoL

It's really not. He has a habit of doing the most sugary sweet shit with cripples and broken girls. His track record is about good ends and half bad ends

The word 'relationship' is based on intimacy. To have a strong bond as they supposedly have, you need to have interaction, substance. And my point is: there isn't.

>>>

Its more his habit of ruining setups that are perfect for vanilla loving with lol rape.

ShindoL gore doesn't feel so real to me, I also kinda power through it sometimes because I like his art.

He isn't like absolute madmen like Kharisma Jati who's visceral art just destroys me.

this.
they go from:
>i hardly know her name.
to:
>YOU SAVED ME! THANK YOU DESU!!
in a blink

He balances it out. Gotta give that murderboner a good old rub every now and then
But he also does some of the sweetest shit around.
Emergence was just a bloodbath from beginning to it's shitty end

He's still a complete degenerate