How do I watch this without having to jack off??

How do I watch this without having to jack off??

By not being a 12-year-old redditor.

by being a satisfied male

Once you realize that the fanservice is really not that great and that the story is rushed and predictable, you can really settle in and meditate on how boring this show got to be.

Them sexy accents tho

By growing up.

Jerk off to this Choukai here instead before you watch Keijo.

By being a flaming faggot.

By being a girl.

>By being a girl.
as if straight girls would watch this

be old, depressed and have poor health. then you never want to jack off to anything.

Some do for the comedy and action.

I'm a straight girl, and I watch it for the comedy, action, hot female bodies, and characters.

Nozomi is such a lovable MC.

>straight girl
>watches it for the hot female bodies
on a scale from 1 to 10, how straight are you?

8
I munch carpets daily, but im still straight though

Please. No more blogging for you.

londone

>It's not gay if she has a masculine vagina.

By taking zoloft for so long that you've developed incurable ED in your mid 20s.


It helps that everything in this show is so silly it's hard to get aroused by it in the first place. That nipple-judo throw was fucking hilarious.

It's true.

Careful, that could be dangerous.
I mean, if he finds Choukai he might like her, and then you get Maya. And Takao and Atago, and a whole mess of characters to fap to. You get off to one kanmusu, you very well might get off to dozens.
But I only have 1 picture relevant to this thread so carry on. I recommend Aina from Tsugu no Yoi Sexfriend, basically Choukai as a hentai character.

Wait what?