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Seems to still float, unlike a lot of argentine ships after the falklands conflict

Great, I'm glad to see this

Good for them.

Thank god
what the fuck happened?

Sage until sauce

Post proof. Otherwise sage

>Argentinians have whiteys build them a magic boat that goes underwater like most Argentinian vessels but, unusually, can actually come back up to the surface

>can't figure out how to maintain or operate it

Sage until you give a Sauce.

Why does the Argentine Navy even have a Submarine?
So it can go underwater and check out the rest of their Navy

You found a picture of a Royal Navy Sub?

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ayyy liums

That's a fucking British underfloaty boaty.

So it can carry Exocet and......you know the rest

jej

Further, the submarine has been "found" on the bottom of the ocean, so perhaps I was a little hasty with that whole "back to the surface" bit

and it was found by the US Navy, which means after having German whiteys build the sub for them, they then Belgrano'd it right to the bottom, and had to have 56% whitey find it for them

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Source?

Top lel.

>>Argentinians have whiteys build them a magic boat that goes underwater like most Argentinian vessels but, unusually, can actually come back up to the surface
There are several nicely embedded jokes in there, good job

What about the Argentine submarine? Have they found it yet?

>source

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5106689/Missing-Argentine-submarine-located-Navy.html

We aim to please

im going to need a source

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dam you i just spit my coca cola out my straw

no u

>German whiteys build the sub for them
We did what? Why the fuck would we care about some argo niggers? Let them drown, idc.

Some good news to discuss on Sup Forums I don't know how I feel about this

>daily mail
oh, so it hasn't been found, nice

top bantz

I'd like a proof

That article is from 08:30 this morning

>The missing Argentine submarine may have been located early this morning, after a US Navy aircraft allegedly detected a 'heat stain' from 230ft below the surface,

So they detected something 13 hours ago but haven't found the sub yet and the title lied. Christ, you fucks are dumb.

>Argies on suicide watch

cheeky kek

wrong

Argentinian coconuts are just as good as anybody else's. It's not your fault those vine-swinging monkeys couldn't figure out how to run a complicated machine

Argentinians do like to get trapped at the bottom of things.

That's gotta be the whitest submarine in Argentina

Praying works+++

It has not been found.

One search team found a thermal signature - it turned out to be false.

One search team found a sonar return - it turned out to be false.

They have not found the submarine.

They will not find the submarine.

It's a pic of a British sub, so it's the Whites in The Falklands.

The monkey they were using to navigate died

>found
>crew is dead though

oh well

>le sunk ship jole

Oh, it was a german sub. I see. Maybe the argoniggers should have watched some movies before buying them because then they would have understood that the german U-Boot always sinks in the end.

Solid banter

>heat stain
?

kek

top jej

>They will not find the submarine.

This, not until all the crews are dead. Bet on it.

This is the only picture I could find of Sandy Woodward where he had a positive expression.

They probably used up all their oxygen days ago gang raping the Polish woman who was the electrical engineer that got them in this problem in the first place.

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>ancient sub
>operated by primates
>with a Pole in charge of critical systems

It's like the start of a really terrible joke

Most likely they're already all dead.

thats what happens when you give shit countries a submarine

Argentina better pay back the cost of the search.

>submarine
>running out of oxygen
Do you really not understand what a submarine is dumb ass? It goes underwater so how else could it work with air?

>Have they tried looking under the sea for it?

lol

That's cold, man.

youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA

Something, something change a light bulb? Something, something Polish woman something screen door.

Kek btfo

Dale negro no mientas, solo escucharon un ruidito.

They went too far south... looking for the entrance to antartica and were sunk.

No hay nada mas lindo que moverle el avispero a estos giles

Having read a fair bit about submarines, there are only a few things that could account for the available information.

>The sub radioed that it was experiencing electric problems.
>The sub vanished, with no acoustic implosion signature, no emergency buoy, no sos.

My guess?

An electrical fire activated the fire suppression system. The fire suppression gas displaced all the oxygen, suffocating all of the crew members and/or giving them frost bite in the lungs.

This is what happened in the 2008 K-152 incident.

Think about it. There was no explosion. No implosion. But something apparently incapacitated the crew so fast they couldn't save themselves.

The fire suppression system is the most likely suspect.

The waves were massive in the area at the time, so the captain probably elected to dive the boat.

When the accident occurred the boat was probably at 100 feet.

And the boat is still at 100 feet. Batteries dead. Crew dead. At the mercy of the currents of the area. It will wash up on a beach in a few months. Or years.

Bet you a dollar. Screencap this.

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t. Graduate of the Colorado Mining School.

>hello fellow whites do you want to buy a magic underwater boat?

white people really are terrible im so ashamed

How does a modern sub run out of oxegyn? Unless they are running on back up. Dont most subs get oxegyn from sea water

More news: They can survive til Wednesday (today) They may already all be dead.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5106689/Missing-Argentine-submarine-located-Navy.html

shite scrubbers on a shite sub for shite people

Nuclear boats can. Diesel boats can't. They need to Snorkel.

Fucking savage

You have diesel submarines and nuclear submarines. Nuclear submarines use electrolysis to gather oxygen. Diesel submarines can't create oxygen, so they need to surface to collect it.

I don't even care at this point, I'm glad they are back and safe

link? All white people news outlets say they're still missing and just about out of oxygen if they're on the sea floor

Are they really? Please post a link.

They're not dude.

You aren't paying attention.

Every story that comes out about them possibly being found turns out to be an error.

Random sonar returns. Random heat signatures.

They don't even know if they're looking in the right place yet.

They literally haven't found any new information since day 1.

They don't know where the boat is, they don't know where to look, they have exactly zero leads.

It's depressing but it's already over. They may never find the sub.

remember the other two times it was found?

they are not. they havent' been found

It's not supposed to float

Rekt

heat stain

Pretty good bantz for a filthy achmed.

I think the brits sunk it...

Good. I was worried it came apart at the seams underwater due to the 2008 overhaul. When Argentina refused to give information in the first 73 hours to the public / NATO there was little to be done. Hopefully Argentina learned something from the incident.

Banter is a British word
Bantz is a colloquial term for it that originated in Britain

But hey, you can’t expect that much from American education

>Good. I was worried it came apart
>Hopefully Argentina learned something from the incident.
If you read the thread, they still haven't found it.

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That was bretty good

That’s about the quality of education expected from Colorado mining school.

>lel, every submarine fire suppression system is designed to immediately kill the entire crew automatically

Holy christ I’m glad I didn’t go to CSM.

NICE BAIT OP, KILL YOURSELF. OXYGEN SUPPLY IS DONE AND THEY'RE SUFFOCATING AS WE SPEAK. F.

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argies btfo

CONGRATULATIONS ARGENTINA

better to be sink by your enemies than your BEST allies