Family Thanksgiving Battle Thread

How will you trigger your progressive family members tomorrow? Will you hang your Trump flag in the dining room like me? Will there be punches thrown?

Also spatchcocking is the best way to cook that freedom turkey.

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Thanksgiving is a time for peace user. If you're going to start fist fights, do it on black friday at least.

Serving only Yeungling beer and LaCroix water.

I don't have any progressive family members.

Turkey will be deep fried.

I don't have any progressive family members in my extended family. Maybe a moderate liberal as a second cousin is the closest. All my 9 cousins and aunts and uncles were vocal Trump supporters. Its nice desu.

>mfw the wife invited a nigger that works for her over
>had to ask black co-workers, in a non offensive way, what blacks eat for Thanksgiving
I am not cooking collard greens and corn bread!

Black eyed peas with a ham bone is good. Also, grape soda.

Posts like these always remind that the most Trump supporters have some underlying issues in their system.

>Let me antagonize my family/friends!
>It's so funny when they fight!
>Please give me attention
>Please kill me..

Remember to eat a lot of onions for this Thanksgiving!

The political infighting theme is 30+years old. Its been a topic on tv forever. He didn't pull the issue out of the air. Its literally American tradition.

Cooking for my parents and brother. My lib father said he won't attend because of last years fiasco. I bought an 80 dollar turkey to try and sway him.

Wow, what a germanesque word.
ue is internationalized ü
Jüngling (nearly same pronounciation) means "Younging" as a pronound for someone young.

Talk to your wife if you don't want a nog at your table

You're being cucked.

I'm only giving thanks with like minded individuals, thanks for asking OP. Happy Thanksgiving.

Oldest beer company in the US.

Germans gave birth to the blessing that is beer.

>the wife invited a nigger that works her over
FTFY

And early supporters of Trump.

Please tell us about last year’s fiasco, user. Piqued my interest.

Am I invited?

The lady is ok and I don't really have issue with a civilized black being in my house, it's just that I don't know their customs, so she is going to have to deal with my ultra white traditional Thanksgiving

>Will you hang your Trump flag in the dining room like me?
You know you just look like a fucking autist when you do this, right? Go back the /r/T_D you dip.

Also,
>Turkey will be deep fried
That's fucking disgusting, you fat fuck.

>Spatchcooking is best
You're a poor faggot because the correct answer is deep fried

>Accommodating a nigger
He eats what you make and that's that.

Why is Yuengling literally the best mass-produced beer?

I feel bad for West Coasters for not being able to experience the East Coasts' best non-hipster beer.

Not my proudest fap.

>eating spatchcucked turkey
Fucking americans

>You fat fuck
The bitch boy doesn't know deep frying your turkey is actually exactly as healthy as cooking it in an oven

>celebrating muttsgiving

>eating kfc chicken wangz for thanksgiving
fucking bl*ck """people"""

I think I am going to talk about how great it was that we actually did whoop the natives ass when we colonized this country, couldn't imagine being some cannibalistic tribal member that would be named wolf!!

I'll have all the 13-15 year old kids laughing their ass off, my cousins who are around 30 years old and handicapped liberals will be shaking.

Im the drunk uncle

at least kfc retains its juice unlike spatchcocked bullshit. Why break it in half you inpatient fag? Also how do you stuff it? I hate you so much

I also am going to walk in about 15 minutes late and when everyone says
"Hey how are you!!"

ill reply
"Im great just a little late because all those big white girls got their carts full and the food stamp machine wasnt working correctly"

My dad is a nazi as well as his mother and his whole family is right wing. We have brainwashed my sister and mom. My mom will tell me to shh when im being overtly racist but other than that i dont know this feel

Pennsylvania beer is the best

Cuck

>not serving fiji water
why Lacroix?

Inform everyone the holocaust is a lie and that they are controlled by the Jews. I'm going to tell them NOT to look into it because they will not like what they find, especially the Auschwitz gas chamber lie. Their own curiosity will get the better of them and the red pilling will begin.

Corn bread is pretty good though

Redpills. I'll dump some right here.

...

They already know how I am
But I'll probably bring up the Hindus, Africans, Arabs, and Japanese serving in the SS and Wehrmacht

Hey OP enjoy

>deep fried
careful with that shit, nigga.

The nazis were pretty diverse. One I can think about off the top of my head is Subhas Chandra Bose. Apparently he's an Indian hero

>Zionism 2
Half of the sand people ones are really the Jews, c'mon
Plus the attacks on Israel are all justified (everyone hates those guys)
Every problem with Islam comes back to the Zionists, face jt

Even if half of the attacks are done by kikes, there still are half left. Also, look at the engineering the kikes are doing in Europe. More attacks by the day are happening.

You literally started that sentence with "look at the engineering the kikes are doing"

my family is non progressive and non white fight me

You fucking faggot tell her to fuck off and get those niggers away from your house

My family is Euromutt on one side Puerto Rican on the other
My mom's side has Jewish blood but my grandpa on that side is pretty informed about the Zionists and the problems they cause

I already did. Said I won't be there because I'm not in the mood for politics, shame, or irritations.

So you're celebrating your last thanksgiving as a family with your wife's bull. Enjoy the grape soda.

Do tell. What was the fiasco last year?

>Germans gave birth to the blessing that is beer
And Hitler, how could you leave out Hitler on Thanksgiving?

srsly op like read a book, watermelon.

>Why break it in half you inpatient fag?
Because you get to roast the inside of the bird faggot. Black people can't cook for shit anymore.

My brother and I both use Sup Forums a lot.
So we'll be memeing the entire time. Liberals can't handle memes.

where do you put the stuffing? End of conversation

>where do you put the stuffing
You fell for the stuff the turkey meme? Sad. You don't stuff shit in your turkey unless it is a sachet full of flavor and you toss it out after cooking. Enjoy your food poisoning.