Brit/pol/ - This Format of Links is Superior Edition

--BUDGET--
Deficit widens : archive.is/uvDr0
Railcard: archive.is/OVENT
Sterling Steady : archive.is/tLHvF
Bookies Odds: archive.is/00n4e

--PARLIAMENT--
Kezia will not be suspended : archive.is/p2gkS
BoJo blamed for ICJ seat loss : archive.is/VVyOo
Rise in MP security cost : archive.is/tUbji
Corbyn aide returns : archive.is/KTuyK

--BREXIT--
European Withdrawal Bill : archive.is/jB2ZZ [publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201719/cmselect/cmexeu/373/37302.htm]
Commons Select Committee : archive.is/sf39T
Animals cannot feel pain : archive.is/Yr5HL
N. Ireland deadlock builds : archive.is/Mnmrq

--OTHER--
Goolag invests in UK teaching : archive.is/aFiLJ
Royals worth £60bn : archive.is/TngrV
Students noplatform Manc. Council leader : archive.is/wRU4E
Policeman molested boy for £5 : archive.is/rlSWP


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The rain has stopped. I have simulated its continuation rather accurately with one of those "8 hours of rain hitting a window" videos on youtube.

Bring back Rimmer.

Kevin From Rugby is back amongst us all.

I miss Rimmer lads. I hope he is back one day.

He was a good lad.

hi im up at 3:30 to work.

how long till half term? one month? i dont know if i can do it

Pakis out.

One step at a time lad - you'll be right. If you need a breather there's some /comfy/ Ashes cricket on.

i need a gangsta bitch

shit links u poof

ruri was my gangsta bitch but she's gone now so it's time to make my switch, so who'll be my next gangsta bitch?

Kill yourself, dickface.

kwality patter there wee man

No, seriously... fucking kill yourself.

How do you deal with the homless, Sup Forums? It's getting worse every month, people setting up makeshift shanties around the cities, people sleeping in the doorways of closed shops and almost one on every corner.

I got chased by a guy in a wheelchair today because I didn't realize he was talking to me. And when I got annoyed after telling him no twice in a row when he was trying to sell something I snapped and told him to fuck off because I've already said I'm not interested. It's the first time in my life I've ever done something like this.

I've never seen as many homeless in my town as there are these days. They are everywhere. Hundreds of them.

Supposedly it's because of DWP, job centre closures, universal credit and conservative austerity. It's forcing people into the streets.

I kind of feel like we've went back in time because I remember when people used to harass you on the street and form gangs during recessions and economic turmoil because it was the only real method of getting money when prices are inflating.

Kind of feels like the country's going down the drain. I've noticed myself looking at emigrating more and more as brexit draws near and I start to see the threat it's posing to long-term career prospects.

Maybe I'm a bit of a normie, but I'd like to live somewhere where I can feel like I can plan to have a wife, house and kids in the future rather than wondering what potential crisis is over the horizon when you can see the writing on the wall.

Imagine being so weak and helpless that you can do nothing but wish death upon someone instead of making it happen

haha

>Supposedly it's because of DWP, job centre closures, universal credit and conservative austerity. It's forcing people into the streets.

It is. A friend of my sisters appealed a decision by the DWP for her ESA, they auto reject once they do an interview, then if you appeal you generally get it, it's to 'weed' out those genuine apparently, when all it does is piss people off.

So anyway, she appealed, and it takes two weeks from the time they get it to the time they make a decision on the appeal. Two weeks go by, and she calls them up, they say..

>DWP: It takes two weeks until we make a decision..
>Her: I sent it off two weeks ago though
>DWP: Yes but we have only just noticed we had it so it'll be 2/3 weeks from now.

At this point she just laughed and hung up. Nasty spiteful cunts everyone of them. They don't do shit until you kick them and then they make excuses like that, truth is they don't bother in the hopes you'll go away.

Oh..and apply for universal credit? You'll know if you get any money in 6 weeks time, meanwhile fuck you.

Also, Universal credit is apprently giving you the whole amount of money rather than giving the rent to the landlord, the idea is that they do away with housing benefit that made landlords wealthy, and put them on the market rather than have them charge the max and the taxpayer pay it all. Problem here is that their is a housing shortage, another problem is it's made worse by the government and it's open borders, or lack of borders, period. What the fuck is going on?

imagine being so worthless that people would rather tell you to kill yourself rather than risk breaking a sweat over trash

haha

I agree but make the headers green text.

Then why are you sitting in a puddle of your own sweat?

Why are you just a background character to my story? And don't flatter yourself, you're one of billions, one of the lucky millions that got to interact with me.

Your story is one of piss and shit, you're a disease. That's no story anyone wants to be part of. You're lucky you exist, and time is running out.

>and time is running out.
How so?

Preube did nuffin wrong.

It's time I actually start addressing the shitposts, don't you think?

>Your story is one of piss and shit,
It is quite literally the greatest story to be ever told.

>That's no story anyone wants to be part of.
Yet everyone including you is trying.

>You're lucky you exist
Debatable

>and time is running out
Not sure what exactly you're referring to here but I already seen my death, I was the last one left.

>Soon as they like you make them unlike you
>Cause kissin' people ass is so unlike you

>

>Ruri 0%

Everyone was just jealous of how tight (s)he was holding on to my pocket.

>Supposedly it's because of DWP, job centre closures, universal credit and conservative austerity. It's forcing people into the streets.
And because the housing market is so oversaturated. Rent is too high because the demand is so high. There's a serious housing crisis in my area and there's a lot of people ending up out on the street. It's really bad. There are whole communities of them building up sleeping in boxes outside charity shops and retail parks. They're underneath every underpass that doesn't flood or get too damp. They're in the woods. They're in abandoned buildings. They're all over the place.

I am a god even though I'm a man of God, my whole life's in the hand of God so you all better quit playing with God.

Soon as they like you make them unlike you 'cause kissing people's arse is so unlike you. I'm the only poster here that's vital so here's a few hating ass anonymongs to fight you and here's a few snake ass anonymongs to bite you and I don't even wanna hear 'bout what anonymongs might do, Old anonymongs mentally still in primary school, since YKTD they ain't never liked you but everybody knows you brought real shitposting back, nobody here transcended mortality, man, I'm divine and that's why I'm back, Deity in this bitch again, changed the climate, hop in this bitch again, I'm timeless.

Until the day I get struck by lightning.

A gay squirt on your shirt

Smells like

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Pump my rump

Bulbous shenanigans

throbbing meat

Roy Walker

Say what you see

Bweeeeee diddle-diddle-diddle-dee

up the shitter

That's a good answer but not correct

is it B& for shitposting

Pick a square mods

Buuuurrrrrrrrmm

B& for 3 days

that's right! see you on next weeks catchphrase

And that's because the government is too close to the 13 big building companies we have in this country. They let them buy up land and sit on it to keep their house prices high. It's a fucking nightmare, let Brexit sink this ship.

And because we're allowing in far too many immigrants. Immigration is a huge part of this, probably even more so than mismanagement and corruption. They keep the rent too high and the wages too low because the job market and the housing market are oversaturated. Not everywhere, but definitely in my area.

Reminder that this nation is a rotting corpse and there is nothing left of value to save.

If you want a new nation on Albion you will need to fight for it. Waving the Jewish controlled Union Jack only shows you are a racist liberal unwilling to give up your liberal symbols in order to make something great.

Racist liberals are a bigger enemy than any kike, negro or paki. The rest are honest while the liberal will pretend to be your friend until it's time for him to clean up his act, then he will stab you in the back when he no longer fears the muslims.

Unfortunately, they've just said in the budget that the economy will be the number one issue for future migration management... that basically means half of Africa will be getting on the nearest banana boat.

Of course they will. That is mandated by the Kalergi plan.

What's actually going to happen when our country is like America... 60% white the word 'city' is a by-word for deprivation? We'll be there in our lifetime. It's a fucking waking nightmare. I wish Farage hadn't torpedoed Water's bid for UKIP leadership.

Everything is a joke.

Read camp of the saints. The UK government doesn't have the power to stop it even if they wanted to. The brown waves are coming, this isn't even 1% of what will arrive. More and more will come because they consider us a goddamn Utopia. They've been told how amazing we are and they will come until they overrun everything and still they will come because they will still be told there is a Utopia here.

Legal or not doesn't matter. The hordes are coming and they will over run whoevers in charge and put themselves in charge. It doesn't matter if you're a tory or a commie, you're not them so they don't care.

It's fucking over lads. They can larp as much as they want in the houses of parlourment but it's fucking over.

Fuck off Eddie.

UKIP wasn't a solution mate. It was infested with jews from top to bottom. It was never more than a pressure valve to stop anything real coming along.

What happens when whites become a minority? Check South Africa. Whites become hunted and forced to build huge fences. That's not enough to defend them most the time they just have to hope they don't wake up to a mob breaking in their window

You say the brown hordes can't be stopped... but as long as Sauron doesn't have the ring... j/k I was going to say what about Japan? They've slowed it to a grind here.

Well that's why they scuppered her chances, she was actually serious, she wasn't a fucking Farage LARPer who still peddles the same 'not all X, Y and Z' shite.

No.

Yes. You're a fucking cretin and clearly YKTD larping.

So please do us and yourself a favour and fuck off.

I don't think you understand mate. As long as there is a vessel they can push into the sea they will come. They will heard that there is a kingdom on Earth rich with all the bounties of heaven and they will come. It doesn't matter where it is, it doesn't matter if it's real or not, they will come. We would run out of bullets before we stopped them.

youtube.com/watch?v=DMhCQh6YsOs

15 minutes worth your time. UKIP literally has a branch within it where they have to run everything by a "friends of isreal" advisor

Not to stick up for tripfags but I've got no problem with Eddie when people like Preusse are here. Eddie's alright.

No.

You say that but he peddles bullshit. He's been called out by other user's a number of times for false statistics... plus his continual references to Watchman make me want to curb-stomp the cunt.

Filter the trip fags and any who defend them. Just freeze them out til they leave. They do it for attention and don't belong here.

>false statistics
Lolwut?

I've never filtered them in the past but I'll make an exception for this annoying cunt.

If we really wanted to stop them we could, I refuse to believe otherwise.

We're the fucking problem, we have no social cohesion anymore. Nobody cares about their community or what it'll look like when Ahmed and his 13 web-footed cousins move in.

My car got stuck in a puddle yesterday. About to phone the insurance. Day ruined.

Read Camp of the saints mate. It will open your eyes up to what's happening. You only see our side of things, Camp will make you see theirs.

We don't have enough bullets to stop them. We simply don't

I will read it, but again Japan and other counties seem to be able to keep them out. As long as there's a body of water we can do it. It should have been done in the Med, now France and Germany are riddled it will be much harder to keep them out.

Japan isn't a target yet but it will be when the West is fucked. We're not even on the main event yet, we're still in the pre-game warm up. The HEALTHY ones are here, wait til they bring their sick..

Do I really make you feel this insecure?

woah eddie playing the big man role

None of us are big men, we're all just blagging it.

speak for yourself rudeboy

Niggers.

>It is. A friend of my sisters appealed a decision by the DWP for her ESA, they auto reject once they do an interview, then if you appeal you generally get it, it's to 'weed' out those genuine apparently, when all it does is piss people off.

I got my ESA just after my interview, as in within 2 days I got a letter saying I was going to be able to keep my benefits. But I think that's because I came across as so pathetic.

he did his tour.

This is the Blackpill I realised a bit ago a few weeks ago me and another user were talking about the possiblity in enoch's words "Turning back the clock" on the whole situation to which I stated that
The Problem is to turn back a clock you first must realise there is a problem with the clock and a willingness to fix it.
The Issue Is unless we are forced into a radical change, this country doesn't have the awerness let alone the willingness to fix it, the immigration issue, I realised this when I was talking to my friends and being asked unironically despite us being right next to manchester
>user do you really Believe that Diversity *Isn't* a Strength?

By the time they realise it will be far too late user.

>This Format of Links is Superior Edition
> Concussion Mong
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I can tell already this is going to be an excellent thread.

>>links obfuscated
I'm sorry user, I just liked the format and wanted use it as the example for the next thread before another thread popped up

>By the time they realise it will be far too late user.
It's already too late. In Enoch's time of course it would have been possible to reverse it. 15 years ago it would have been possible to reverse it if extreme measures were taken immediately. Now, never. It's totally fucked.

It seems like a good idea until some scamp replaces them all with porn.
I suppose you meant well.

Have you posted since that night you got the concussion ?
Was it months ago or am I thinking of someone else ?
I think I remember telling you to go to hospital

I'm leaving this shit hole lads. You faggots are all too blue pilled.

Going to go do something useful while you guys pretend you're not all Muslims and trip fags.

I won't be back. Don't smoke me a kipper you would only put curry sauce on it you scruffy little pakis

Morning famalams

Actually I am half Japanese

See you tomorrow, mate.

test

Do you feel you even gone through any idenity crisis that seems to be common with your kind of halfie

I fucking hate having to call the GP. have been doing it for 20 minutes now still not throguh

They won't answer. I usually go down there at about 8:05 and there will be a queue of about 20 people.

The Yank is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Mutt and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Well my mother hated Japanese culture, and refused to speak the language around me as a child
So now I am studying it at university

So maybe that points to identity problems, I don't know

>Waving the Jewish controlled Union Jack only shows you are a racist liberal unwilling to give up your liberal symbols
what would be out new flag under your utopia

*our

I just got through and managed by some miracle to get an appointment, usually it's full of pakis when I get down

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mine always seem pretty quiet and im fucking londistan
mabye the population desity means there is more gps per person of something

Amen brother. Why do you think I wear this based Kekistani flag?

>Racist liberals
>then he will stab you in the back when he no longer fears the muslim

Precisely. Never trust someone vocally anti-Muslim they are probably a degenerate sodomite who only fears the Muslim will throw him from a rooftop.

>He compared the british empire with the catholic church
wat? i thought he was very anti-vatican

like her
i don't exactly blame her

forgot pic

>like her
>i don't exactly blame her
I was about to say I don't follow you.
But yes, she does look like a closet lesbian.

Fuck, it's like looking into the future.

are*

are you married to a jap

Nah but lets be honest, it will probably happen.

If it does I'll make sure we have only girls.

>closet
Nothing closet about Ann Marie " lock up your daughters" Waters

Reality is not as we have been (((told))).