BREAKING: DC IS NOW IN NK NUCLEAR ICBM RANGE

>CUBA AND NORTH KOREA OFFICIAL ALLIES
COLD WAR II
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This is what kimmy wanted, saw it coming, he's gonna use a sub if it happens btw

If what happens?

NK isn't really NK.
NK is operated by a shadow government.

if (((they))) want ww3 we're in for a wild ride

>third world leftist shitholes unite against freedom and capitalism

HMMMM

Not like the US has no anti missile defence in Korea and Japan you dickwad

20-30 NK ICBM's sent on ships to cuba with TEL's (launchers)
RIP USA.

I hope they have free helicopter rides.

>Auscuck thinks Korean ships and subs are capable of travelling across the world

Lmfao

Why is n. korea even mad at america? Did anything happen between those two or is kim just trying to take a piss at the strongest military in the world?

>what are chinese vessels

read up on us intervention in korean war 1

>implying the chinks would do this under Priemer Xi

You're fucking daft.

Da nookz

America helped south korea in the war thats why

Wanna know the reason behind 10 US military (((accidents))) this year alone? many were fatal.

No correlation whatsoever, Wong. Norks are as good as dead as everyone vilifies them

Affirmative action

So what's next in their masterplan? Going on a hunger strike?

This is beyond stupid, apparently every half a week they develop longer range missiles. So are they constantly producing them - new rocket line every wednesday?

I guess people aren't buying into the fearmongering enough.

>RT

see

>america
>freedom

>Cuba thinks after all this time we won't go down there and invade their sorry asses
Boy are they wrong. And no Soviet skirts to hide behind this time.

why do we tolerate any of that island trash??? i really don't fucking know

yayo

>could not even kill Castro
jej, pathetic.

Because all society is cucked now and no one wants outright war if they can avoid it.

Y'all do realize that we have eyes on every missile site in NK, right? They can't scratch their ass without us seeing it.

And how are they going to get them there? SpaceX?

We didn't really try. Did you see any bombs drop on Havana?

>implying NK doesnt have 2 satellites watching USA daily

...

>We didn't really try
nice excuses. you say same thing with korea and vietnam. also Afghanistan.

Panama got pwned though

>the usa does not have nuclear detection posts all over the west and east coast
>the usa does not have a fleet stationed outside of NK capable of detecting nuclear anomelies

you're a retard

You're really gonna believe that Russian propaganda?

source?

Is it possible to launch a nuke undetectable by radar?

Imagine this:
>North korea advertises a big nuclear test
>Missile goes up, splits in two
>half falls into the ocean
>the other half flies silently towards it's destination
>nobody expects the second half, they thought the first half was it
>nuke lands and kills 99% of the US government

Why is Trump so harsh towards Cuba? They haven't even done anything.

no as it requires combustion - picked up by heat signature satellites.

not if it separates after it hits low earth orbit, it can coast downhill from there

hide 2 missiles in one?
If anything goes wrong and somehow they manage to get them to space, then we are fucked

yeah that's probably how shit will go down and the chinese will invade the US from alaska through canada while droping millions of troops with parachutes

you have no idea how ICBMs work, pay your dept faggot

You aren't getting shit. Now suck migrant cock.

hey, crazier shit has happened then what im saying but yeah it would not be easy at all. NK would very likely need Chinese aid

Who's next to side with Rocket Man? Tradeu, so he can continue daddy's legacy?

LAUNCH IS KNOWN REAL TIME

> RT
+15 rubbles

Kim's an attention whore. That's why they will do nothing.

He's the same exact Australian guy who's deluded himself into believing NK is in any way stronger than US. He wants US dead so he lives in his happening fantasies. The reality is he's a fucking idiot.

Correct
NK will never beat USA in any form of war, but every day they get closer. A war now for example would damage USA more than benefit them.

Correct in that i think NK is powerful, i dont want to see anyone dead but sometimes its the best option.

>>>/cbts/
>so, no sauce

sauce?
Kek why not? The Chinks have been economically hostile to the US.

Isn't this basically the plot of Red Dawn?

if a nuke hit washington DC during a major joint session of congress, such as when Bibi came to speak, it would kill:
>almost all the members of congress (except one or two who were sick)
>the entire executive branch, except a few low ranking cabinet members
>every single Supreme Court justice
the entire American government would be completely wiped out.

What's even more retarded is, they built the Pentagon only 2 miles away from capital hill, meaning it would get wiped out as well. So that's the entire top military hierarchy gone as well.
A few high ranking generals would certainly survive, but they would have no bureaucracy guiding them.

Likely the country would turn into a military dictatorship ruled by a few competing military warlords. If the military generals were smart (they aren't), they might be able to create a provisional government, but it's very doubtful. Because the military is ultra competitive for promotions, so generals don't see each other as allies, but as enemies to overcome. They would each try to do their own thing and vie for supremacy

>NK can hit the white house be afraid drumpf!
>shadow gov sets off suitcase nuke
>damn you NK! I guess it is her turn after all hehe

>BBC

>A war now for example would damage USA more than benefit them
Exactly why a war is highly unlikely. It damages NK too. It benefits no one.

Idiots believing RT when they have most trusted news in the world CNN

you do realize that whenever there's a joint session of congress that essentially puts most of the leadership into one room, there will always be a designated "survivor" hundreds of miles away from the location, in case something bad happens. Same thing goes for the military leadership as well, there are contingency plans set in stone in case there's a decapitation strike against the US top hierarchy. Bureaucracy would survive, albeit at a very low level compared to previous numbers.

>BBC
-15 knives

related

>As President Donald Trump took the podium Tuesday evening for his address to a Joint Session of Congress, his confirmed Cabinet members were all on hand -- except one.
>Department of Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin was appointed the designated survivor, per an administration official.

>The designated survivor goes to a distant, secure and undisclosed location outside of Washington while everyone else gathers to listen to the President's address in the Capitol.
>The designated survivor must be eligible to be president, and if a higher-ranking successor survives a potential incident, that person would become president ahead of the designated survivor. The practice started in the 1960s during the Cold War when there were fears of a nuclear attack.

I sure fucking hope they are competent enough to do this, but there's no way they are.

The reason Americans are so distrustful of government is because the American government in particular is one of the most unbelievably retarded organizations ever to exist on the face of this earth.

On 9/11 they couldn't even scramble some fucking jets

Its bored incels pretending they know things are going to happen to entertain themselves. Ignore them.

He is yanking that hand far

All joint sessions are in a tiered security dome. It's really the worst time to attack.
Second. Each State has its own individual government and armed forces with the heaviest of weapons in and around the Rockies and south regions, Texas, etc.
US military is broken up into Commands with massive fire power out to sea and entire Marine Division stationed abroad.
It would be disruptive but not a death blow.

>now
They have been allies forever. Russia and China have always been allies with Cuba, Venezuelan's dictatorship, and so on. You're late to the party to notice the world hasn't been much different than what it was in the cold war.

>On 9/11 they couldn't even scramble some fucking jets

They couldn't scramble some fucking jets because the confusion was reaching levels unseen before. It doesn't really help that NORAD was holding a nation-wide terrorism exercise on the exact same day - (((coincidence))) - and that most of the military people watching the things unfold thought up to the last minute that everything was just a simulation. Heck, if you actually think that United Airlines Flight 93 was taken down by the passengers, then you are in for a big surprise.

>but there's no way they are.

Designated survivors have been a thing ever since the 60's. It's a contingency plan in case a decapitation strike is launched at the US top hierarchy - and it's designed especially to counter a potential nuclear strike on the US capital. There are a lot of these plans set in motion every time something big happens - that's why in case of an emergency, the US Air Force One takes off with the President and stays airborne until the winds calm down - same goes for the VP as well, that gets taken into a different aircraft, so that in case something bad happens, you'll have a back-up plan.

Say what you will about the US leadership as in the people that run things, but the plans that are set in motion in case something bad happens are pretty much air-tight.

except attacking our diplomats which is basically a war crime

>Icbms arent clusters of nukes in a single missile
People please

Yeah, but they just send thousands of dummies with hundreds of real nukes. Radar won’t be able to pick out the real ones.

>What's even more retarded is,
You're right user. That is retarded. Too retarded...

Who designed this shit anyway? Was it freemasons? Who are they?

No, that's SK.

wew

I wonder if there will be looting and shit in Europe when this kicks off

Jeeeeesus Christ, Cuba. Not smart. These fuckers learned nothing from the Cuban Missile Crisis? Okay, I guess it's time for a new Florida Key.

>implying cuba or north korea has any real control over their nations

>On 9/11 they couldn't even scramble some fucking jets
That's by design. Bush wanted war justification to get the war machine/economy going again, so he either allowed it to happen or (possibly) had a hand in the attack.

You idiots, the Norks have been building a massive system of hyper-subterranean tunnels to traverse the globe in secret. They use it to move troops and armaments. They can link up with any known (or unknown) cave system in the world using seismic sonar and place their shit anywhere they want. What did you dolts think Obama meant when he said “shovel ready jobs”?

>trusting CNN
Top kek

Well, neither has been cucked by centralized banking so what are you talking about, my dude?

>Bush Jr
>anything but a figurehead

Dick Cheney and Daddy Bush were running the show, friend.

apparently you never of COG (continuity of governement)

What if the designated survivor is Hillary?