Itt: Canon gay characters

Josuke "Jojo" Higashikata

>Doesn't show attraction to girls
>Mostly hangs out with and goes to restaurants with a muscular guy who also doesn't show attraction to girls
>Buys expensive shoes
>Gets upset when people talks about his hair
>Stand (which represents one's soul) looks fruity as fuck
>Absent father

>Itt: Headcanon gay characters, OP is a faggot edition
FTFY

Prove Josuke Fagashikata isn't gay

Shinji

He never fucks a guy

Prove he is.

Prove Josuke Fagashikata isn't asexual or isn't into 2D.

Shinji's pansexual

>Animefag didn't read the manga

Why do people pretend straight characters are gay?

Squalo almost gave Tiziano a handy on the job but nobody cares about the real homos.

>>Buys expensive shoes
There is nothing wrong with buying some sick kicks, user.

unless it is outright said in the series or the author announces it, it isn't canon

it doesn't matter how much "symbolism" you see

Fujos aren't called rotten for nothing.

Seems pretty gay for a teenager to wear shoes like these

>Mostly hangs out with and goes to restaurants with a muscular guy who also doesn't show attraction to girls

Are you retarded? Okuyasu shows attraction to girls(milf-hunter, being jealous of Koichi getting the puss)

>being jealous of Koichi getting the puss

Because he was hoping to fuck Koichi

>thought Jotaro wants to go pick up chicks with him
>was jealous of Fuya's fangirls

>Expensive
If I remember correctly, Hanamichi spent 500 yen on his shoes

loafers are comfy af

If any JoJo comes close to being gay, it's the son of bisexual God who most takes after him.

>turning the ancient ideal of VIRTVS into degenerate faggotry
Stop appropriating maleness into your sick fantasies

didn't he basically exort that guy off those shoes?

Aren't those just part of his uniform?
I am pretty sure Koichi and Okuayasu have the same kind of shoes.

What about Jolyne? She looks like a dyke

The seed that made him though was Jonathan.

Nope, Araki stated they're specifically Bally shoes

Just the artstyle. Anasui looks hella gay by traditional standards, yet he's straight.

That body is effectively Dio's now. His pubes probably turned blonde.

>straight

>they're specifically Bally shoes
Are those known for being gay or being loved by gay men or something?

Yes

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The only canon gays are Squalo, Tiziano, Sorbet, Gelato, and Scarlet Valentine.

Will there ever be a gay to survive in Jojo?

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I feel bad for Scarlet, all she wanted was for Lucy to sit on her face.

All Sorbet wanted was to sit on Gelato's lap.

Araki's stated DIO is bi. Scarlet is too, she just wanted Lucy's puss AND president-dick.

She clearly prefers women, tho. She's 90% gay.

Didn't she never fuck Valentine?

Everyone in JoJo is gay, except for my husbando Kakyoin, I want him to take my virginity. I corres his muscles and play with his dingy, I want him to rero my butthole, I'm a guy btw.

Kakyoin literally got fucked in the ass by DIO, fagtron.

Why didn't you fags tell me reading jojo manga was this hilarious?

I just noticed that it says that Cioccolato and Secco were the ones who send the Notorious B.I.G to the main characters.

I just thought that was interesting.

Diavolo is the coolest character.

Is it normal to be gay for Josuke.

t. doppio

No, in my heart that doesn't count! I love Noriaki and I wanna marry him. Anywhere in Vancouver or online where I can buy an action figure or a pillow to hot glue him and spend the rest of my life with?

>stand that activates when the user dies
Carne was probably Cioccolata's bitch too

A fucking leaf

why does secco look grotesque in most panels and cute in some?

What's wrong with manly love? Especially manly anime love?

The entire show is for closeted faggots, no surprise there

Why do the characters in this show always explain all their shit constantly? In the time they've done all that they could have killed the enemy already. Is Araki really this bad of a writer? Why do people even watch this shit that makes no sense? I bet part four's ending is going to be some asspull like usual.

>implying it's not Joseph

Last I checked Giorno wasn't the one that got engaged to two men.

So did this turn into a Jojo thread or can we still post faggots?

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Josuke is envious of that hospitalized guy who has three bitches lusting over him.
He's not gay.

that was just Araki becoming full homo during the second half of part 4, he looked really meanny in the beginning.

>Araki's men become more and more feminine
>Jolyne is the manliest Jojo since Joseph

Duwang is the old translation that, IIRC, was done by a Chinese guy with little understanding of both Japanese and English. It's one of the oldest JoJo memes there is.

He would suck gyro's dick, if you know what I mean. Araki is a hack and once again his editors forced him into doing the "fucked a Jap" thingie.

Joseph, Holly and Johnny diluted the pure Joestar bloodline. Luckily Jotaro realized the mistakes of his ancestors and fucked a white woman.

I don't think they've become feminine, there's just no more ridiculous distorted muscles.

Actually I think demi might be a better descriptor because of his crave for love and intimacy. Look at how Kaworu had him wrapped around his finger. All it took was a little affection, and that made it the hardest kill of Shinji's piloting career.

This.
Gappy is actually as ripped as SDC Jotaro, it's just a mix of Araki's new artstyle and Gappy wearing baggy clothes that makes it seem like he isn't.

Can someone post the edit of this Jonathan(with the tiny head)

Fuck off dont talk shit about Loafers.

Why did Jojo go so gay after Part 3? I dropped it the minute I realized the hair thing was going to be a recurring gag.

Kujo best Jojo.

You're all fags.
Which stands sound the coolest?

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he's cool

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I thought Araki didn't state that? He merely stated that DIO didn't care if they were a man or a woman. He didn't really feel any sexual attraction towards them. He just used them. For example, he fucked giorno's mother for procreation rather than desire for her body. and if he did fuck any male it probably would have been for their trust or something else he needed from them. iunno for sure. that's how i interpreted.

Thanks user

CAN ANYONE EVEN REMOTELY CONTROL OUR BOY JUZO

I never saw why the Juzoboys even bothered at first. Then that episode happened, and we all knew he was our based boy.

I started to like him when he kicked the shit out of Hinata so hard that he became Izuru, this will never not be funny to me

It was always gay.
>Jonathan hugs Dio's decapitated head
>Joseph gets engaged to two men, villains are literally two fags and their sons
>several men in part 3 found DIO beautiful and got buttfucked by him

If you think Josuke is gay, you will not be able to handle part 5

Most homoerotic shit in the series

I forgot the Joseph thing.

>buttfucked by Dio
When the fuck did that happen? I'm looking this shit up.

>hurr durr it's looks gay so i can't read it

That doesn't make sense. Because the art style is flamboyant, like it's always been, you can no longer appreciate the writing itself? I understand manga/anime being a visual medium, but the art being "too gay" is a terrible reason to drop it if you know and still did enjoy the writing behind it.

He has entire harem he fucks. That includes the guys too.

I present, DIO laying on a bed with a black priest, looking at porn with him.

>When the fuck did that happen? I'm looking this shit up.
Not him. But no it didn't happen. He's simply exaggerating the way in which people viewed DIO in p3 and how much respect and fear his men had for him and how they described DIO to the JoJo crew and how they would do anything for him.

DIO's an extremely sexual and sensual being who seems to appreciate beauty and strength. He poses virtually-nude, all of his meals seem to be beautiful women, his mannerisms and speech and so on are all pretty seductive even when he's clearly not actually trying to fuck someone.

I'd agree with you that his ambitions and potential uses for people outweighed his own attraction to them, but he did seem to view sex as a recreational activity as well as a tool to make people do what he wanted and/or produce babies. He never seemed that concerned about being a father anyway.

I probably shouldn't have asked.

Reminder that Pucci faps to erotica in church.

That's a fair way of looking at it. I thought that DIO always fucked his attractive women first since he can't not be in control. So to make them obey every call and will he fucks them and makes them, not sure how to put it, addicted to him? or maybe show them true stimulation to their body and then he just eats them.

Though he definitely does have some super suggestive mannerisms, but i feel like those are more centered towards himself rather than others. DIO doesn't really view himself as a man, but more of a godly figure above all and he's also simultaneously wearing the body of the one man who had ever bested him. So appreciating his body is both respecting Jonathan and also marking his superiority since even though Jonathan bested him, he still was the winner of their battle.

Eh, I imagine he'd be less of a picky eater if he didn't care about attraction and so on. In PB he sucks the blood of several ugly men in a pinch, but is shown trying to seduce and conscript Poko's pretty sister when he has the chance. He also makes advances towards Erina in the same part.

That coupled with his fondness for hot chicks suggests to me he's going after what he likes, as well as simply wanting control. And he's definitely seen as sexual by other characters, Avdol and N'doul explicitly comment on this, his choice of clothing accentuates his crotch, etc etc. Hell, his body-worship could be considered part of his obsessive attachment to Jonathan, even if it's isn't intended for his audience.

While I'd agree that he does view sexuality as a means to an end, I also think he revels in it for his own enjoyment. He's a rare example of a highly sexualized male character in the series, it'd seem very odd if he wasn't actually into it himself and it was all just an act.

Original "OP" Poster

>Doesn't show attraction to girls
>Mostly hangs out at anonymous imageboards with other anons who also doesn't show attraction to girls
>Buys expensive dragon dildos
>Gets upset when people talks about his favourite anime
>Waifu (which represents shit) doesn't exist
>Absent father

fuck you m8 my mother is absent not my father

Post that image faggots, you all know which one.

>more of a love guy

They were all part of Diavolo's elite guard squad, as well as Tiziano and Squalo.

They are made for eachother!

What jokers, sharing a sensual kiss as a joke.

>diavolo is a fag
>his elite squad are all fags
makes you think

Made for eachother!

It's not gay to fawn over your cute teenage self

M a d e f o r e a c h o t h e r

Stop it john