This is my beautiful waifu...

This is my beautiful waifu. You can have the bedroom for tonight while I sleep on the couch so please show her a good time.

Please Sup Forums. Id be grateful

Doot diddly donger cuckerino hahaa

Please just make her feel good. I want to see her smile.

>brown skin
As punishment for posting that unattractive shit, I now will not fuck you're waifu. Looks like it'll be another night of her being unsatisfied. How does she live with you?

Cuckolding isnt bad.
It really isnt.

the pie is a normalfag with a girlfriend and cushy income source who disavowed his ties with Sup Forums, so keep his cancerous memes out of Sup Forums, thanks

Those gentlemen look plenty capable of satisfying her. She doesnt need your tiny dick when she has two Tyrones like that taking care of her.

Why do people get off to this? What feels so good about being a pathetic wimp?

>show her a good time.
Ok I guess we'll marathon west world togehter.

Sauce?

No user I need you to give her what she needs for the night. Right in our wedding bed.

>what she needs for the night.
Blankets? A pillow? Bedtime stories?

>tfw no more new rinko doujins
I need more

Its hot

A sleeping pill?

The word for it starts with a c and ends with a k. Its also has to be quite large in size for what it is. She needs it as I dont have it. So please anons.

Crack is bad you shouldn't be encouraging your wife to do drugs.

Cook? Oh, so you want me to feed her a good meal that won't upset her stomach?

What kind of husband are you!? I can't believe you're offloading your cooking duties to a third person.

>You can have the bedroom for tonight while I sleep on the couch so please show her a good time.
Fuck that. You sleep in the bedroom; we'll be in the kitchen.

A Chinook?

You can't eat food in bed don't try to ruin their sheets.

But all those men..in the movies... they feed their wives in the morning - in the bed! The crumbs from the bread aren't that much of a problem, anyway.

No anons. She needs a large thing. Another name for it starts with a d and ends with an k.

A drink?

Dvorak?

So you need us too cook her a large duck and serve it to her in bed?

A big drumstick? Yeah...protein is important!

>sleep on the couch
I want you tied to a chair and sobbing as she tells you how much of a pathetic loser you are or the deal is off.

you know they'll probably just rape her right

Fuck nigga, you've made me hungry as shit. There's no fried chicken places around here either.

What would she need an entire dock for?

To catch Chinook salmon of course.

It looks displeased.

A dikdik?

Why don't you just get a penis pump or take viagra or something? Or better yet, stimulate your wife's clit while you fuck her. That way you can satisfy her yourself and not look like a complete loser.

A dirk?

>Take Op's invitation
>"Oh shit I'm gonna get laid!"
>"Hi user..."
>"H-hey!"
>Awkward silence
>Fuck I can't do this
>Pussy out
>Make up bullshit excuse and go home to play vidya games

>penis pump

Doesnt work without looking weird. Otherwise never works at all.

>viagra

Comes with a risk and can only fix so much

>stimulate her clit

Another man can do that and reach into her deeper. I stand no chance.

I-I can do that user. Should I put on a cock cage?

>letting a delicious milf slip by you

I got a large deck for your wife.

God, you have one hell of a defeatist. How did she become your wife in the first place? You must've had some good qualities about you, right?

She says Im kind and insightful. And I know how to express my feelings in a meaningful way. But I cant please her for shit.

But user its a reasonable reaction. How can you have a beta cuck another beta? It cant happen. Its already incredible enough that a beta like OP managed to get a perfect woman like rinko. No OP needs an alpha to give it to his woman. Sup Forums is short of those.