Britain

The absolute state of british police.

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S H O W Y O U R F L A G

This has to be a joke

>The absolute state of BRITISH CARS

Reminds me of the Shriners Cars

How does the most powerful empire on earth turn into this?

Jesus Christ, just ride a fucking normal bike.

Fuck I laughed way to much at this

good

I dunno who lobbied Churchill to attack Germany

> cue x-files opening

happening everywhere

>zero emission
I absolutely believe that "Bobbies" are commanded to hold in their farts while on the clock and are heavily monitored and severely reprimanded.

Ello ello ello wots all this then

>hello
>hello officer
>may i see your drivers license
>sure here
>thank you mam have a yabba dabba doo day.

The fall of britan

fucking hell cunt why did I lose to this

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1279732/Have-noticed-police-cars-arent-big-used-It-looks-like-budget-cuts-really-ARE-starting-bite.html

Jews and niggers. You would know

Koskal Baba could be an officer here you know.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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As a Manc this picture fills me with both pride and shame

What are people from Salford like? That's where my grandfather is from and all his family still lives.

Finally, British officer breaks from the chains of cuckhood. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5111335/Shocking-footage-shows-police-officer-punching-suspect.html

Look up the Happy Mondays. Stereotypical Salford lads.

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MY G IS SITTIN SIDEWAYS

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6-Ign08bmQ

thats a parody account you mogloids

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nevar forget

>Be young degenerate
>Get chased off police constantly
>Council put up fences to make it more difficult for people to run away by keeping them in maze like enclosures
>Now it's a more level playing field where everyone is on one track (for lack of a better term) whoever is fastest wins basically
>To make sure the police are faster than we are they start going around on bicycles
>Get chased
>Immediately climb the fence
>Police jumps from bicycle and climbs the fence to give chase
>Can't catch us
>Climbs back over the fence
>Bicycle has been stolen
>Still use bicycles
>Only difference now is that they can't leave them behind in case they're stolen in which case once you climb the fence the chase is effectively over
>Police just give up

You know when you're coming up with a plan and you think "X is a good idea", but then someone says "what if Y happens? We need to think of Z solution instead", you know how you agree and work together towards Z? Our police, councils and government don't do that. They just come up with X, spend millions on it, then wait inevitably for Y to happen (normally within a month) and then, instead of looking into Z they look into X1.5.

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Shaun seems like a cheeky bugger

BMWs are the most overrated heaps of shit on the planet desu

kek imagine a hollywood police chase

other than your mothers vagina.
extremely loose and leaks a lot of fluids.

No homo
phew that was close

That's shopped, right?

There are an Australian band called the DMA's who are inspired by sort of early 90's Manchester bands like the Happy Mondays and Oasis. They're actually pretty good from what I've heard of them

Britain, the post

macedonia with the bantz

>you'll never own a cuck car

lmfao

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BEEP BEEP

IT'S THE KEK POLICE

PLEASE SURRENDER YOUR SPOON AND HAVE YOUR CHILDREN USED AS SEX SLAVE BY THE BBC AND INBRED MUDSLIME TRASH

kek

Is that their entry to the local soapbox race?

Yeah DMA's are pretty good. Reminds me a lot of early Oasis.

This isn't even funny anymore, Brits.

Get your shit together. Now.

At least shriner cars have engines. OP is literally a pedal-powered child's go-kart.

Jesus fucking Christ. This shit I see on Sup Forums about the UK leaves me speechless. Between the child sex rings, rapes, acid attacks, police state, CCTV, and so much more I can't fathom the hell living there must be... The UK is fucking dead.

A FUCKING

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Holy shit this is hilarious thank you uk for making me feel good about the state of America again

It's not real, friendo

They're just having a laugh

Do they really think the british people should take seriously their police force? How can they even try to chase criminals whith that thing

At least we're white desu

>B-R-I-T-A-I-N

>Burger doesn't get a joke

I'm not surprised

This is why everyone says the UK government are so cucked. Its like they don't even try.

whatever helps you sleep at night man, I'll take beaners over muslim call to prayer blasting over my neighborhood any day

"U.K. Police Account"

It would be a shame if he got into an "accident" with a Truck Of Peace

Notice how the two most disgusted people are a black and Asian.
>(((coincidence))) this made the years top photo

That's because you are a beaner

Don't mess with C.O.R.B.s

youtu.be/OkZDzRT0nJQ

Top kek

lol
imagine driving that back home to your c uck shed
rolling up your c uck driveway
enjoy some soy beans washed down with soy bean milk
posting all night on redit before retiring for another day

taco better than muhammad jihad dirka dirka

Lol at the regards that don't realise this is just a joke...not real...

Retards * kek

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A fucking baguette

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Just imagine the embarrassment of a criminal being caught by a cop on one of them.

>*throws a blue shell*

Who would even pull over for that joke

>weed out the newfags