Why have a waifu when you can have a god?

why have a waifu when you can have a god?

But my waifu is God.

I want to fuck Lain.

DO
NOT
SEXUALIZE
THE
LAIN!!!!!!!!

I'll end you, sick FUCK

She's watching you masturbate to her.

Serial: Experiments: Lain:
Cereal: Eggs pear and mints: Grain:
Senile: Eccentric: Insane:
Seizure: Epilepsy: Brain:
Serious: Earnest: Attain:
Secretive: Enigmatic: Inane:
Sucrose: Energy: Plain
Suicide: End it all: Pain:
Superior: Excellent: Mundane:
Sperm: Ejaculate: Stain:
Steroid: Exercise: Gain:
Steel: Ecstasy: Vein:
Shield: Encased: Contain:
Shackles: Enslaving: Detain:
Shinseki: Evangelion: Rei:
Shinthe:Enescheral:SEL(Lain):
Asheral: Anischeality: Alaen:
Astral: Extraterrestrial: Alien:
Ishtar:ea Apsu:enlil:

Why have a god when you could become a god?

Lain looks so cute when she's irritated

I want to h u g Lain

so can anything come from this thread other than circle jerking and autism?

Not before I cum inside her.

I'll cut off your balls and stick them in your mouth and stab you in the lungs until you drown in your own blood

Worth it.

I'll pull out your nose hairs, then teeth and nails, then break all your fingers and toes. I'll let you catch your breath while I fuck you with a cactus, then I'll flay your skin for an hour with a whip, roll you around in salt and then piss on you. After that I'll break your arms and legs, chop off your hands and poke your eyes out with your own fingers. Then I'll shove them up your asshole and keep fucking you with a cactus. then I'll just jump up and down on top of you for a while, kick you in the ribs, and leave you hanging upside down for a little while. After that I'll whip you again, pour boiling water on you, fuck you with a cactus, pour some drain solvent in your nose and open a box of fire ants and let them crawl all over you. Then I'll leave you to hang upside down in the sun to burn until you die.

How old was Lain again?
She looks fucking tiny but then her and her friends hit up clubs.

Year 8, so like 14?

14 is legal in Japan if the parents consent. Otherwise it's 16.

Also I think when lain goes there by herself, she's actually in the wired or something.

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99% of lain fan art a SHIT

>ywn hug this kuma ;_;

Good question

CIA: Masketta man: Bane

I'm a brain surgeon and nobody will hear you scream when I turn you into a vegetable like Terri Schiavo.

But I already have a god waifu.

>Ishtar
3,2,3,4-4,2,3 AND
clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

You'll have to catch me first, brain-surgeon-san. I'm the fastest lainposter in the universe, nothing is more agile than I!

Also
>brain surgeon that went to school for at least 12 years
>wants to fuck a child

literally shaking rn

calling the CIA so you don't brain surgeon a loli into cooperating with your sick desires

>Astral Extreterrestrial Alien
>Alien
>Lain

NOW I TRULY SEE

You sterile fanatics seem the types who would rather stand Lain up inside a glass case on an altar forever than treat her as a fellow person with a consciousness.

Lain is everywhere so when you masturbate it's like you're fucking Lain, whether you like it or not.

>treat her like a fellow person with a consciousness
>fucking a child and destroying her innocence

I'll hold Lains hand, I'll hug her, I'll protect her but I will never do selfish dirty things to Lain!

You are Lain, so you are having secks with yourself

Has science gone to far?

Alice was hotter than Lain though

Stop talking dirty words about my waifu, you fucking degeneratos.
i'll kill you all

Blame Eiri

I cant violently rape a god

That's hot.

Don't post trash, please. This is a clean space.
Only because we got to see her masturbating. That's pretty hot by itself.

people who post about selfish dirty things involving lain should be shadow banned, but only in lain threads

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>coalgirls

As you say, get out.

T-THOSE EYEBROWS

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i want to fuck Lain

There is absolutely NOTHING lewd about doing computer handiwork in just a blouse

What do you recommend then, smartass?

REEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEE

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>image.jpg
>reeee

>throwing pearls to pigs

Reminder that this smug motherfucker kissed Lain and shoved his tongue into her mouth in order to transfer his chewing gum to her and she liked it

>she liked it

That was a look of confusion more than anything

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Shinji-kun?

Lain is for _____.

why is it always so easy to bait Lainposters? Is it their tremendous autism?

More like Serial Autism Lain

Sex. That loose dress is getting me hard.

Pure lovemaking and in depth and meaningful conversations

Maybe it's the fact that you're in a Lain thread.

Google " Lain Iwakura autism " and there are dozens of tumblr autists worshipping her as an autism icon

>tfw half those dweebs don't even have the IQ of Lains goofy ponytail

>Lain
>meaningful in any way

LITERALLY 2deep4u trash

the only thing deep about lain is her butthole

It's okay, user. Not even everybody understand Lain. Don't feel bad about it.

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Oh, I wasn't aware that I was allowed to just post once.
How many free replies™ do I have left?

5

why have any old god when you can have a norse gods spear?

Game Lain best Lain
Any objections?

but now you only have 4

I don't have a vomiting Lain so take this reaction instead.

The art rumbled my jumbos

Lain herself, apparently

>vomiting

did she try to overdose?

Why would I reply myself?
Thanks, idiot. Now I only have 3.

>he doesn't have the full version with her brains flying out the back of her head

Which one?

>pretending to be me
Fuck 3 replies left

THESE MEN ARE PAWNS

I have a webm but it's too big for Sup Forums and I'm lazy

Literally rape

>i want to protect that smile

There is only one Lain, if you believe otherwise, you're being laughed at by the Knights.

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LAINS EYEBROWS MAKE ME WANT TO PROTECT AN LOVE HER

cereal experiments by lain

>lain
>fellow person
>conciousness
>fittable inside anything other than a DIGITAL glass case

why have a god when you are god.

i want to do her in a blouse.

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You know that includes you too, dumb FUCK

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Is there a better girl out there?

benis in bagina :DD

And rare in the first place too.

WHEN????

War is god

Like episode 10 or something

sorry you were a pleb and dropped out 30 seconds into episode 1

I bet you liked Evangelion too.

they never get the head of hair right. Plus the drab color schemes kind of make Lain too. It has to be PERFECTO

I don't give a shit!

>Evangelion was too deep for him
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>posting jimmy normietron memes

>>>/plebbit/

Wait isn't that just plain old monotheism

Goddamnit I didn't stick my head this far up my own ass to see the light