Kantai Collection/KanColle

Finished translating this just now.
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>[Cast and Characters]
I doubt any typesetter would clean all of this anyway.

I would if you paid me.

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>Ushio: Every friday is curry day. The Shipgirls alternate as the weekly chefs.
>Ushio: But even though it's us, the 7th Destroyer Division's turn this week...
>Sazanami: We're in charge of cooking today! Why are we expected to be on sortie duty?
>Oboro: This is an emergency, it can't be helped!
>Oboro: Sorry, Ushio!
>Sazanami: We're going to have to leave it to you!
>Akebono: Ushio
>Akebono: Do as much as you can. | We'll come and help as soon as we finish the job.
>Ushio: Mhm, | fair winds and following seas!

>Ushio: Ushio
>Ushio: will do her best!
>Ushio: If we add these vegetables we should be good.
>Ushio: If the standard carriers had stayed, they'd have helped a lot....maybe.
>Ushio: Huh?

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Will you apologize for the shitty NTR memes now?

>Ushio: The ships on-base today are... | Fusou, Yamashiro, Sendai, Abukuma, Tenryuu, Tatsuta...
>Ushio: ....what should I do | could any of these uppperclassmen (literally: Adults) tell me...?
>Sendai: Right! Outfitting cruise (note: sea trials may also work) complete!| Good work, everyone!
>Sendai: Today's yasen training is hereby complete! Well, since the sun is already up!
>Sendai: Destroyers, you can rest as soon as you clean up!
>Akatsuki: ....Whew...
>Abukuma: After a whole night of training my bangs are all messed up.... | I wana take a bath....
>Sendai: Abukumaaaaa
>Abukuma: Hawaaa!
>Sendai: You were the slowest today at training. | You're coming with me for some remedials!
>Sendai: Destroyers, the rest is up to you!
>Akatsuki: [yawn]
>Akatsuki: Hey, Inazuma and Ikazuchi, get up. | We gotta clean up.

Why? I'll use them on Zuikaku and let the NTR Queen rot with normal planes.

>Hibiki: Akatsuki, | I'll clean up. | Take those two to their rooms to rest.
>Akatsuki: Ehh....I feel bad if it's just you, Hibiki.
>Akatsuki: Is it really okay?
>Hibiki: No problem.
>Ushio: After this, we'll be ready as soon as the meat tenderizes.

How do we tell which translator is who?

>Hibiki: Whoo....
>Ushio: Geh
>Ushio: Ah.....
>Ushio: I wanted to help....is that not okay? | Umm....
>Hibiki: Спасибо (Thank You)

How can you even have trouble distinguishing when 1 uses a name, one translates from chink and posts a pastebin, and other translates from Japanese and doesn't use either?

Movie BD release when?

>Akashi: Huh? You brought it all the way here?
>Akashi: It's fine, my workers would have moved it. | You could have just left it there.
>Yuubari: Workers?!
>Akitsushima: I just came to help, now I'm a worker?
>Akashi: Thanks for your help.
>Hibiki: By the way, | Ushio's getup....
>Ushio: ...Today is curry day, but....umm....
>Ushio: The ships on base....umm.....
>Ushio: Nagato

I'm new

Kaga's chapter in the last thread is pretty fun,
thanks, Refrain!

>Akashi: Huh? You brought it all the way here?
>Akashi: It's fine, my workers would have moved it. | You could have just left it there.
>Yuubari: Workers?!
>Akitsushima: I just came to help, now I'm a worker?
>Akashi: Thanks for your help.
>Hibiki: By the way, | Ushio's getup....
>Ushio: ...Today is curry day, but....umm....
>Ushio: The ships on base....umm.....
>Ushio: Nagato

Cute sidetail Hibiki.

>Akitsushima so useless she's forced to do repair work
Kai 2 Repair Ship Akitsushima fucking when?

Well I mean, it's easy to figure out if you understand a little about KanColle. It's just their names after all.

>Ushio: The rumors say that Nagato can't eat spicy foods.... | But, umm....the only curry powders left in the kitchen are spicy.... | umm
>Ushio: I wonder if she'll be able to eat it...maybe.
>Ushio: I have a chance to make her....happy. | ....what is should I...
>[Ushio: Ahahaha][Sorry, I said some embarassing stuff]
>But if I give it my all, | I'm sure I can convey it....I think.
>Ushio: пирожок (Pie/Pirozhok)
>Ushio: досвидания (Bye!)

Mate you fucked up the translation in the first one.

Oops.
is
>Hibiki: Whoo....
>Ushio: Geh
>Ushio: Ah.....
>Ushio: I wanted to help....is that not okay? | Umm....
>Hibiki: Спасибо (Thank You)

Remember when that one guy thought Tatsuta was "Ryuuda"?

I still call her that after reading that translation.

>Ikazuchi: Mm?!
>Ikazuchi: What, what?!
>Ikazuchi: What's going on?!
>Ikazuchi: Hibiki?
>Ushio: Although it's actually really good....
>Ushio: It's really spicy after all.

As I said, "it's easy to figure out if you understand a little about KanColle" and that person obviously did not. They were just a commissioned translator.

>Ushio: Mm.... I guess it can't be helped. | I guess I'll just let it stew....
>Ushio: H....Hibiki-chan?!
>Hibiki: Honey
>Hibiki: Milk
>Hibiki: and Mangos

>Hibiki: The three pillars of a mild and sweet curry! | Super secret 6th Destroyer Division Curry--Jan! | jan!
>Hibiki: I will help.
>Ushio: ...okay.
>Yuubari: Welcome back.
>Nachi: Leave the radars over there.
>Ashigara: So tired.
>Akebono: I'm taking my leave.

I still call Samidare Gogatsuame. Your call

>Oboro: Hold on, Akebono!
>Ashigara: What's the rush?!
>Akebono: Ushio's been doing all the cooking on her own!
>Akebono: I can't just let her do all that on her own!
>Ashigara: Well, | A nosy one, aren't'cha?
>Akebono: Haah
>Akebono: Haah
>Akebono: Sorry for the wait, Ushio--

I know, it's just amusing he couldn't do the basic research.

But why would one trying to get the right reading for something which can be quite tricky instead of just looking what is the correct reading?

There are a bunch of Ushio doujinshi where she is called Shio

>Akebono: Whoo....whew.....mmm.....That's great, no problem, wonderful, right.....haaaah....whew.....hmm.....
>TTK: Sazanami, Oboro! Do you know where Akebono went?
>Sazanami: ....W-who knows--?
>Oboro: In the kitchen.
>TTK: Is that so~
>Saznaami: .....
>Oboro: what?
>AKebono: You're so noisy, fucking kuso Admiral!

>Ushio: Sweet and delicious curry | is finished!
>Ushio: We did it! Hibiki-chan!
>Ushio: It's delicious curry....ummm....
>Ushio: C- (note: Th-)
>Ushio: Спасибо (Thank You) | Ushio-chan!
>Nagato: It seems like the destroyers
>Nagato: Made a curry, just for me.
I liked how Ushio tried to learn Hibiki's Russian.

>Nagato: I must reciprocate their kindness!
>Mutsu: ...there you go doing unnecessary things again.
>Mutsu: Are you interested in trying my spicy one?
>Nagato: ....no....that kind of thing....is a little....
>Mutsu: Ara?
>Mutsu: Ara ara? Is it okay for the glorious and most-dignified battleship to display such weakness?
>Mutsu: Biggu Seben!
>Nagato: I'll eat it then! | There is no obstacle too great for the Big 7!!!

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God bless America.

>Akebono: The curry was too spicy for Nagato, so she went to sleep.
>Ushio: Ehhhh?!
Das it mane

true

>not giving the seiyuu name
I smell industry drama.

Who would do such a thing to Saratoga?

お疲れ様です

We didn't know Warspite's VA for years

Forgot the link danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2564591

Warspite hasn't even been around half a year.

It was only a month, not "years."

It wasn't even a month, it was a few weeks.

Well, fyi, every Comptiq interview, they would also mentioned the VA(s) that voiced the new kanmusu, user.

These are unfortunately all off by one page.
Thanks.

I forgot to say this when I uploaded Maizuru, but Yokosuka comes out on January 14th.

That's a strange reaction Ushio.

You mean this danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2564621

Nimu is too cute and amazingly curvy

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Play manga has reached and cleared E-3.

...

Who?

Minazuki.

...

How unlucky.

You called?

Evil bucky is better than plain bucky.

I wonder how tough she'll be if she shows up in-game.

Yes, you rang?

Fubuki is silly, she was even jealous of Poi's pois.

Sasebo Naval District Anthology, Volume 13, Chapter 1
Title: Let's Have a Bit of a Relaxed, Fun Workplace!
Author: Chakushinashi-dono (pixiv.net/member.php?id=333664)

Page 6
Panel 1
Atago: Incredible, Admiral!

Panel 2
Atago: Yeah, yeah!
Just like you said!
(No surprise here~)

Panel 3
Atago: Wonderful!
You got it all right!
(Oh my~)
(I've got goosebumps!)

Panel 4
Atago: As expected, Admiral!! That's exactly right!

Panel 5
Jun'you: Why're ya suddenly praising the Admiral so much?
(To be honest, it's a bit awkward...)
Atago: Well, I thought that...

Panel 6
Atago: Praising people is so important... getting compliments build self-confidence and a forward-looking spirit. Praise, praise, and praise some more, and they'll be motivated to think about others, to take on their burdens. I want him to be a reflection of the textbook example of a perfect human being.
Will he become conceited? That's a possibility. I realized too late that without anyone ever pointing out his mistakes, or that he's hurting those around him, he might end up as such. But the Admiral will be fine, absolutely.
The Admiral's an especially good man. As long as I keep the praise modest, there's no way he would become a bad person.

Panel 7
Jun'you: Did she sneak some snacks again...?
Atago: (You were cool today too!)
SFX: Whoosh
TTK: Don't touch me!

This is a very strange base.

>that "If I do this with you, you'll leave onee-sama alone?" look
Oh dear.

Your Carrier

Are they talking about being lesbians.

Page 7
Refusal
Panel 1
TTK: You want to get stronger already?
But you haven't even sortied yet.
Hatsuzuki: I can do it alone.
TTK: This ain't some household chore, it's dangerous!
Dad won't let you go by yourself.

Panel 2
TTK: Hmmm...
Who's free at the moment...
(Hm...)

Panel 3
TTK: (Ah.)
Satsuki!
SFX: Creep
Hatsuzuki: !?

Panel 4
TTK: Nice timing. This girl's got the most sortie experience out of my DDs.
You free?
You're free.
Good for you, Hatsuzuki. I'll let you go as long as you stick with Satsuki.
(Stop picking your boogers.)
SFX: Pick, Pick

Panel 5
TTK: Okay?
SFX: Slap
Satsuki: (Ah!)

Panel 6
TTK: The hell is that face?

DROP GA ZENZEN ZENBU

What is the size of her torpedos ?

Huh that turned out to be less text in English than I thought it would be.

>girl
We futa now?

Something is wrong with her skin color

Are you asking how big her futa dick she plows her lesbian lover with is?

Page 8
Acclimation
Panel 1
Satsuki: Sortie's in 30 minutes or something!
Wanna do something while we wait?
Hatsuzuki: Stop following me!
I'm gonna sortie by myself!
Satsuki: Ah, going to the bathroom?
Hatsuzuki: No!

Panel 2
Satsuki: If you want milk, we can go ask Houshou-san.
(That way)
Hatsuzuki: You trying to say I don't get enough calcium!?
Nice eyes you got there, detective!
Go away!!!!

Panel 3
Satsuki: (Ah!)
Azalea!!
Hatsuzuki: I'll never sortie with the likes of you, got it?
I can do it myself!
(Hmph!)

Panel 4
Satsuki: Let's have azalea for our snack today! It tastes great!
Hatsuzuki: What?
I don't eat flowers-

Panel 5
Hatsuzuki: Sweet...
SFX: Suck, suck
Satsuki: Sweet, right?
(These flowers)
Narration: After that, they goofed around and forgot to sortie.

She uses a lot of turns of phrase that can be covered by choice of vocabulary in English.

Futafags leave

Page 9
Fancy Somalia
Panel 1
Mogami: (Hmmmm.)
I should try and look more feminine too, I guess.

Panel 2
SFX: Peek
Mutsu: Oh my.
Do you want to try makeup?
Mogami: Woah!

Panel 3
Mogami: N-No, I don't think it'd look good on me...
I was just thinking aloud.
Mutsu: Oh jeez, don't joke about that.
You're a girl, you can be as fancy as you please.
That's your right.
Nagato: Oh, Mutsu, here you are.

Panel 4
Nagato: I'm going out for a bit. You mind reporting my leave for me?
SFX: Peek
Mutsu: Nagato!
Where you headed?

Panel 5
Nagato: Think I'll... do a bit of shopping.
Narration: It's like a living example of women's rights in a power vacuum
Mogami: (Awawa... Awa...)
Mutsu: See, this is how far you can get if do as you please.
(Got it?)

That's generally not how I would describe Somalia but okay.

Page 10
Too Much Luck
Panel 1
Atago: Admiral, we've got trouble!
Everyone but the Fusou sisters are all messed up!
Ise: (Ahhh! They got me!)
SFX: Flinch, Flinch
Fusou/Yamashiro: Uninjured!!

Panel 2
Ise: Pretty rare, seeing them get back completely unharmed.
(We're gonna bath first~)
Hyuuga: How nice. The Fusou class is
super lucky today.

Panel 3
Fusou: So... so this is luck...
Yamashiro: We've finally got some for ourselves...
Fusou: We did it, Yamashiro!
We finally got the luck of our dreams!
Yamshiro: I don't know why this is happening, but this has to be it!

Panel 4
Fusou: Why do I feel so... g-good...?

Panel 5
SFX: Gaaaaaaaah
Shiver
Clench
Yamashiro: Oh god-
Atago: (Bioterror!?)
What's the matter, you two?
TTK: Who was in charge of setting the table this morning!?
Hiei: Wasn't me.
Ise: They can't handle luck, can they?
Hyuuga

Page 11
Substitute
Panel 1
Hiei: Satsuki-chan, Murakumo-chan, what are you doing here?
(Oh dear.)
Murakumo: Ah, Hiei.
Satsuki: It's Hiei!
Hiei: Yeeeep, it's Hiei. What a mess you guys've made.
SFX: Clutter~

Panel 2
Hiei: What're you up to?
Satsuki: We're looking for shoes to replace the one on Murakumo's head!
Hiei: On her head?

Panel 3
Satsuki: The things that look like shoes on her head!
Hiei: Ah... those do look like shoes.
Did you lose them...?
(You'll get in trouble.)
Murakumo: You didn't notice one was missing?
Women's shoes are too small to replace them.
This sucks.

Panel 4
Hiei: In that case, I've got an idea!
SFX: Dun, dun dun!!

Panel 6
Jun'you: What's up with him?
Atago: He said he couldn't find one of his shoes.
SFX: Shake, shake, shake, shake
TTK: I'm being bullied.

Page 12
Why She Asked "The Hell Are You All Doing?"
Panel 1
Tatsuta: Yeah.
I've submitted all the reports to Ooyodo-san.

Panel 2
Jintsuu: I finished arranging for rigging repairs.
Looks like they'll be done by tomorrow.

Panel 3
Kirishima: Incredible...
We were able to get the work done smoothly down to the finest detail...
This is perfection...
On top of it all, there haven't been any explosions or suspicious objects today either...
TTK: Hey, Kirishima!

Panel 4
TTK: This is what we're handing out during our New Year's party...
Atago: (Kyaa, kyaa)

Panel 5
Kirishima: MIC
CHECK.
SFX: Shatter

Page 13
The Free-Spirited Class
Panel 1
Suzuya: Let's go to the sweet shop!!!
(Puff)
Ooi: (Kitakami-san...)
Tenryuu: (Oh yeah!)
SFX: Charge!
Kumano: Wait, we've still got our mission-

Panel 2
Suzuya/Tenryuu: To the volleyball court!
Tenryuu: (Yeah!)
Suzuya: (Hurry up, Kumano~)
SFX: Charge
Kumano: to sortie...
(Pant, pant)

Panel 3
Tenryuu: To the bathroom!
SFX: Drag, draaag
Ooi: (Kitakami-san...)

Panel 4
Kumano: You three...
we have... a mission.... today...!
Ah...
This is a...
some good... exercise...
Fun...
(Whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, whew, hah, hah)

Panel 5
SFX: Drag

Panel 6
Ooi: Tie me up
properly already!!
(Come on,
Come at me!)
SFX: Strain, strain
Suzuya(?): I'm trying to get you loose!!

Page 14
Kyawawa
Panel 1
Atago: Aw, a little kitten!
So fluffy and soothing!
SFX: Meooooow

Panel 2
Atago: Where ya from~?
Did you get lost on your way somewhere~?
Awwwww, so cute~

Panel 3
Atago: Of course, I'm the cuter one.
More overwhelmingly wonderful then your fluffiness could ever be...
Here, kitty, kitty....
SFX: Clench, clench

Panel 4
SFX: Shock

Panel 5
TTK: You better keep your narcissism in check...
Narration: It was the Admiral's gravest concern.
END

That was a very strange base.

I'll be back with more in a bit.

>dat tall Kuma
>dat big boobs on damaged Tone
Everything new just keeps getting less and less loli friendly, so sad.
Will they ever even implement those patrol ships or whatever?

>he doesn't know Keit-Ai the animation

Kuma and Tone were never lolis you retard.

Cute Satsuki.

Someone stop that dog.

You still have your loli DesDiv6.
Or perhaps you're already bored with them?

No, but Tone was pretty flat, and Kuma was pretty small, now their new models are neither.

>but Tone was pretty flat

Tone was never flat, she just wasn't that particularly big.

She's also, contrary to popular belief, not that much shorter than Chikuma.

Fuck this bitch.

Sure thing.

Sasebo Naval District Anthology, Volume 13, Chapter 3
Title: You With a Ponytail
Author: Hagino Makoto (pixiv.net/member.php?id=75936)
Better known as Gumichoko of Shikinami fame

Page 26
Panel 1
Yuubari: Come on, Shimakaze-chan, hold still!!

Panel 2
Yuubari: Your hair's going to get out of shape.
How'm I going to tie it up like that?
Shimakaze: ...

Panel 3
Shimakaze: I told you, I'm fine with my hair already, okay!?
Yuubari: Shimakaze-chan, you don't get it, do you...?

Panel 4
SFX: Tap

Panel 5
SFX: Stare
Yuubari: Haven't you heard... the news that's been going around the base?
Shimakaze: W-What...?

Page 27
Panel 1
Yuubari: Sisters with matching clothing are everywhere now...
SFX: Adjust
Hiei: I look like Kirishima!

Panel 2
Yuubari: You don't want to be overlooked because you don't have any sister ships, do you?
Agano: Abukuma tried the French braid too~

Panel 3
Shimakaze: I'm jealous...
Yuubari: I'm jealous!
(Ahh!)

Panel 4
SFX: Grab
Shock
Yuubari: Shimakaze-chan,
I want to wear matching clothing with you!

Panel 5
Shimakaze: !!

Panel 6
Shimakaze: ...
SFX: Ba-dump, ba-dump

Page 28
Panel 2
Yuubari: Hm, hm.
Hm hm hm hmmm.

Panel 3
Shimakaze: Sheesh, Yuubari...

Panel 4
Shimakaze: Deciding to be the oneechan on her own...

Page 29
Panel 1
Shimakaze: I told you, it doesn't suit me...

Panel 3
Yuubari: So precious!!
SFX: Glomp
Shimakaze: Uwah!?

Panel 4
Shimakaze: This is embarassing, fix it back already!!
Yuubari: Ehhhh? No way, no way! It's not even finished yet!!

Page 30
Panel 1
SFX: Surprise
Shimakaze: Not even finished...?

Panel 2
SFX: Rustle
Yuubari: I obviously
have this part to match too...
Shimakaze: ?

Panel 3
Yuubari: Don't worry, it's made-to-order!
[Smug]
SFX: Ta-dah!
Shimakaze: When'd she take my measurements!?
(Scary!!)

Panel 4
Shimakaze: Uhm, Yuubari.
I'm not a doll. You can't just swap my outfit out, you know.
Yuubari: Ah...

Panel 5
Yuubari: I'm sorry.
I just needed a partner for this kind of thing.
Looks like I went overboard.

Blame Myoukou.