Racist jokes thread

Racist jokes thread


what do you call a black couple sleeping on a red bed ? kitkat

what do u call a female with a moustache ? persian woman


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Why don't Jews eat pussy?
>it's too close to the gas chamber

Why are Jews circumcised?
>because a Jewish woman won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off

Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.

Whats the flattest surface to iron on? A white girls ass

What breed of animal is similar to a cockroach? A Turk

what is commonly found in cells ? niggers

I don't know why you fucks want into NATO so badly. Even if Russia does nuke you, (fingers crossed) everyone knows that Turks will be the only creatures capable of surviving said nuclear blast.

That’s a good one. This thread will probably get fucked up once Australians start posting here. But that’s a good joke

what is brown and sticky ? a stick

whats faster than light ? a jew with a coupon

how do you find the population of congo ?
roll a penny down the street
how do you find the richest man in congo ?
See who got the penny

Bump I like this thread

fucking sandnigger bringing the bants
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
-the pizza doesn't scream as it enters the oven

whats the number 1 crime in asia ? identity theft

How many jews fit in a car ?

105

2 in the front, 3 in the back and 100 in the ashtray

a black man walks into a bar with a parrot, the bartender asks him where did he get it, the parrot answers "africa"

Wypipo don't season dey food.
>#ThanksgivingWithBlackPeople

Big Bubba is sitting at his favourite bar. A nigger with a dancing monkey comes in and asks the manager if he can take the monkey around and make a few dollars. The manager agrees, but tells the nigger to stay away from Big Bubba because he isn't fond of non-whites.
The nigger agrees and takes his monkey around the bar. He then comes up to Big Bubba. Big bubba stares daggers at the nigger. Then he looks down and the dancing monkey. A smile takes over his face and he gives the monkey a dollar.
Closing time rolls around and the manager asks, "Big Bubba, why'd you give that nigger money? I thought you hated niggers."
Bubba replied, "I know, but their kids are just so damn cute."

Just got myself some new israeli tires.

Will stop on a dime, and pick it up.

Jamal and Dayquon are in a car, who's driving?


the cop

>what does a jewish pedophile say to little children?

dou you want to buy some sweets?

why did they invent white chocolate ? so niglets can get their faces messy too

>anyone
>white

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.

What does a bicycle and a nigger have in common?
Neither of them work without a chain.

What's the difference between a picnic bench and a nigger?
The picnic bench can support a family of 4.

A girls walks out of a nightclub and sees a charming nigger. She tells him "show me it's true what they say about blacks".
The nigger stabs her and steals her purse.

How the Grand Canyon came to exist?
A Jew dropped a penny on the ground so he started digging.

A jew, a faggot and a nigger are standing in the middle of a frozen lake, saying nuffin to each other and apparently pissed.
What can you do to improve the general mood ?
Me, i break the ice

What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

how's this funny Hans

A nigger is walking in the street with a parrot on shoulder.
A person get close and say: "It's beautiful, what animal is this?"
The parrot replies: "A NIGGER"

Those jokes are not even offensive

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

>he didn't get it

>>>>>:::

What is worse than the holocaust?
Six million jews.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

why aspirins aren't black?
>because they work

Fuck I didn't read it
I guess that every country has a variation of the nigger and the parrot

Instead of asking "would you like a candy?", he tries to get some shekels from the transaction = the eternal greed of the jew.

pedophile gives children candy, jewish pedo sells them duh

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

how do you stop a nigger from drowning?
u take your boot of his neck

A nigger wakes up and see his palms.
>YEEEES
Then he turns them
>NOOOOO

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

What is the difference between jews and santa claus ?
They use the door to enter, and get out by the chimney

>so this man rubs a lamp, and out pops the genie
>the man makes a wish and the kids klux clan shows up and throws a rope around his neck
>the man asked the genie what’s going on
>the genie responds to the man well you said you wanted to be hung like a nigger

spat my drink

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla

An antifa enter in a store. "Do you have something against blacks?"
"Well, I have a spray..."

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week

>Has never seen an Asian ass
>Assimulates sexual knowledge of white women in an attempt to enrage European Men

Fucking roach. The day of the boot will be upon you.

Chestnuts roasting over an open fire

>when does a black man become a nigger?

as soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

lol the special leaf .... dude ... BUY

why the jews have a big nose? the air is free.

You serve no function on this earth being that you are so fucking stupid.
An hero.

How do you get 12 niggers in a room?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.

A guy with a crocodile enters in a pub and asks: "Do you serve niggers here?"
"Yes, we are not racists!"
"Good! A coffee for me and a nigger for my croc please"

What's on Hitler's grave?
His gas bill

What are 5 turks in a bus stop?
Shooting range.

What do you do when you see a bigger on one leg in the backyard?
Shoot him again

What do you do when you see a nigger on a bike?
Knock him off, it might be yours.

What are 5 gay guys in a van?
The aids team

What is a jew with a gas tank on its back?
A diy'er

What do you call 4 Abos in an upside down car?
Residents.

Nigger*

What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!!

What do you call an Abo in a suit?
The defendant.

What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork

What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon

A nigger goes to the doctor.
"Every time I fuck a white girl my eyes burn for hours!"
"You're allergic to pepper spray"

What do you callan Abo behind bars?
Anything you like.

Why do jews have big noses?

Air is free

That way you are safer in numbers.. unless your with 6 million.
And you are jewish

Why are jewish man circumcised?
Jewish women won't touch anything without At least 10% off

The difference between a nigger and an onion?
You don't cry when you cut the first

A priest, an imam and a rabbi discuss how to manage donations from their flocks.
The priest:
I draw a circle in the sand then throw the coins in the air. I keep for me the ones that land in the circle, and give the rest to god

The imam:
I draw a line in the sand, then throw the coins.whats land on mecca side is for god, the rest for me.

The rabbi:
I throw the coins in the air, god grabs what he wants, and the ones that fall are for me

What's the difference between a disaster and a catastrophe?
Disaster is a ship full of niggers sinking.
Catastrophe is if they can swim

KEK

why do jew girls like circumcised cocks?

they like anything with 5% off!

whats the difference between a hard working Palestinian and big foot?

big foot has been spotted.

whats the human race and a box of crayons got in common?

no one likes the white one

gotta laugh at your own kind if you mock other races i guess?

Fucking gold

Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting

The absolute state of Sup Forums
Jannies will let this slide.

What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO?

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers

Why are apes always frowning?
They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers!

Why do jews watch porn backwards?
It's only exciting if a whore gives money back.

Every nigger has 5 white things.
His palms, roles, eyes, teeth and his owner.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a nigger?
You take your shoes off if you jump on a trampoline

What do you call a nigger with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick

a blackman walked into my clothes store yesterday and asked me "do you have any polyester pants" I looked at him in shock and said "polyester? why on earth would you want polyester"? "Why not?" said the blackman in defiance, "well" I said "its just you always pick cotton"

What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
Send them all back - half way

respect for making fun of your own kind.

what happens to a Kike who runs straight into a wall with his boner out? His nose breaks

How do you call a boat full of migrants that sink ?
An accident.
How do you call that once you know they can swim ?
A tragedy

>Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then.

What do you throw to a drowning nigger?
His wife and kids.

What do you call 10 dead niggers?
A good start.

What do you call 2 niggers walking together?
Organised crime.

What's long and hard on a nigger?
School

What's long and black?
The welfare line.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an octopus?
I have no damn clue but it must be good at picking cotton

How do you call a nigger in the ocean ?
Pollution
How do you call all niggers in the ocean ?
The solution

Why can all niggers run fast?
The slow ones are in prison

What's the similarity between a nigger and a tornado?
It just takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What's the similarity between a nigger and an Apple?
The both should be hanging from a tree

How do you stop nigglets from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

Did you know that Beethoven's 5th symphony titled "Fate," about death knocking at your door has lyrics?
"Niggers and Jews, Niggers and Jews"
The death knell for any society

Well that’s too bad for them

why did muhammad write the quran. he wanted to fuck a 9 year old

kek

What's faster than a bullet?

A jew with a coupon

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