Ghost in the shell Anime adaption

Are you happpy with Scarlett "
>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr thinks I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell"
Johannson being cast as the major?

Other urls found in this thread:

Sup
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

THICC

S-she's fast!

Could be worse.

It could always be worse.

She could be black.

H-HAYAI

>pork in a shell
Obviously should be "roast in the shell"

No, but it could be worse. A lot worse...

She eats fast.

How could it be worse? This is basically the worst thing that could happen to the gits movie. A actress who couldn't even bother getting fit for the role.

When does this comes out?

Which would be worse, awful live action or awful 3dCG?

tats racist nigga

3dcg would atleast have her be fit. Yes i'm mad.

Whichever one gets made

too soon.

it's awful
but you've made it sound fun
thanks user.

> consumers of shitty porn and photoshopped glamour media are this buttered by revelation that all of it isn't real

You should cry more.

gb2 reddit pls

Why couldn't she get into shape? Major is supposed to be /fit/ and athletic as fuck.

And I can't get used to that fucking face. She has the same fucking expression in every movie she's in.

live action gits is an abomination but I don't think that's really scarjo

This, just dont make it.
its obvious that capeshit&zombiekino is slowing down so hollywood is looking for something new.
Now we will have the Universal Monsters movies, and at the same time they will start pushing for the relativly untapped japanese anime&manga

wow racist

It's your place, not mine. I don't participate in PUBLIC OUTRAGE ABOUT NEW HOLLYWOOD MOVIE, and other clickbait-centered entertainment.

I let out a loud, sensible chuckle whenever I see threads about this.

Shit, did I take a wrong turn somewhere and end up on Sup Forums?

But you sort of are though... right now, complaining about public outrage online.

I enjoy this particular type of shitpost

Fucking this

Motoko isn't even supposed to be "fit". She's supposed to be a fucking cyborg, so there's no reason for her to have a bit of fat.

And why does everybody suddenly calls her "the Major"? Obviously the movie will do that to avoid using a Nip name for Scarjo, but in the anime and manga they mostly call her Kusanagi.

I wouldn't have mind as long as it was a fit black woman.

Solid Cellulite Society

This is the same ScarJo that plays Black Widow in The Avengers, right? Is her body in those movies shooped as well? Is this the future, where all actors are obese but appear beatiful through Hollywood magic?

> By expelling merchants from the temple, Jesus participated in their business, or at least increased their brand awareness, right? My marketing degree isn't useless, right?

I don't think so.

This movie looks bad.

But I don't want to watch Planet of the Apes again.

> he still doesn't know

Moreover,
> he watches Hollywood blockbusters

At least the music seems good.

Scarjo having a little fat on her body isn't a dealbreaker, but her shitty acting is.

If you want to watch stuff that essentially isn't real, with choose the inferior 3DPD and not directly do for the superior 2D goodness, senpai ?

She looks pretty fast.

>he still doesn't know
I don't know what? Please enlighten me.

Don't you dare claim Clint "youtube-core" Mansell comes close to the original soundtrack.

>And why does everybody suddenly calls her "the Major"?
This is not a new thing.

>elevator instead of stairwell

Keep telling yourself that.

Who would Sup Forums cast instead?

No one is not an option.

>shoot them instead of chase them.

Well, that's not what I said at all. Just that the trailer music sounds good.

I got a better idea.

We use CGI to make her not look like an ape.

But that villain girl from super man movie would had done great, looks just like her.

Jada Pinkett

someone rap that list over a track

...

I don't give any fucks about any live action adaptations go back to

Jude Law

Rinko Kikuchi

>pol

She looks fine in the trailer. Though her suit is not that good. Still hyped for the movie to be a success, so anime becomes mainstream again and I can leave this place.

> discussing whether 3DPD or 3DCG would be better
> as a remake of a most widely known anime movie

Well done, Sup Forums. You really seem to be best experts in your narrow domain.

I wish they would make her black and leave L alone

You can leave whenever you want user.

Both are newfag central anyways

Ron Pearlman.

This

There is no other place where I can causally talk about anime. Even if 99% of the topics on here are total trash.

how about you fuckk off back to r/anime

...

The door is open, user. you can walk out now.

How about you go there as you seem to know that place really well.

Sup Forums.org/r/anime
doesn't work for me

Thanks but I am fine, I only stop by occasionally. As their is not much discussion about actual anime on here.

>not Roast in the Hell

>I only stop by occasionally
Wait, so why are you hoping the movie will let you leave?

As in "no one" is not an option, or anyone is an option?
I nominate

Underrated post
Gary Oldman would also be nice.

You know what else would sound good? News that this movie will never be released and the people involved in its production were ashamed enough to sudoku themselves.

>dear diary, today I learned to greentext

You forgot Scarlett "Ghost can't fit in the shell" Johannson

What the fuck is this shit?
Was it that hard to just be in shape for a movie?

Why is she a fat fuck anyway? Isn't she supposed to me some hollywood sex symbol?

Hey she had a baby!! Never mind that all ultra famous people have personal trainers and all the tools available to get fit

Well, I could forgive her for that.
That said, it's terrible production if they didn't account for that. Such as delaying the taping, giving her more time, or whatever. Fixing shit in CG is just lazy.

I don't care, she's still hot as fuck as far as 3D goes at least

Guys you never liked 3D adaptions of anime and this anybody arguing in favor of it has been told to fuck off since before the turn of this decade.

Why are we talking about it now?

it wil be worst it will probaly have a 2 nd movie

>farts loud as 100 decibel

I never liked the adaptations but I have alwasy liked shitting on the adaptations

I think it's because ghost in the shell is kind of a bigger deal

But it's not anime

they already ruined gits for me by making arise
so why not just keep watching the flames user

Because it's not an adaptation, it's a shitty American remake. But instead of remaking a psychological horror film, or subdued samurai movie, they are remaking a recognized masterpiece of animation into a ghostless shell of a flick, a cash in with some ugly ass people to fill in the roles. This is the epitome of hollywood turnaround, turning something with some soul or history or artistic merit into an easily digestible product intended for the lowest common denominator.

>a ghostless shell
I bet you thought you were being clever.

I was reaching, I admit. You may thank me for not putting "pun intended/not intended" though.

more like johamson

buurrrrnnn

If Laila Ali was cast I'd be OK tho, and I'm not even black.

Crossboarders from Sup Forums.

>Nobody knows bitch was preggers.

>trying to be an incredibly perfectly athletic character while pregnant

ayy

I pretty much feel the same. Her bodysuit is the worst part, that and her hair are like bad cosplay. But if she acts well in the movie it could be decent.

why am I laughing?