Ask an aussie who just moved to murica anything

Ask an aussie who just moved to murica anything

>Where?
30 mins from st louis, MO

>Why?
because fuck socialism

>How?
Wench

>Legally?
Yes

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No one cares

you seem bitter, maybe its because your flag looks like an estonia full of niggers

have you ever played everquest? new expansion drops soon.

Does it finally feel good to enjoy freedom? Bet you shit yourself seeing a gun for the first time.

No, I dont play smelly shit that isnt world of tanks

its heaven, very few guns here though, its st louis, everywhere is a gun free zone, but im going to buy one once my permanent residency is settled properly

how's your system coping with all the corn syrup?

I am also an Aussie who recently moved to America but I have a bigger penis than OK, ask me things instead.

theres actually less of it here, im eating less because the food is better

the thing I cant deal with is the cold

idk fampai, my dick is pretty big

Hey... I'M 30 minutes from St. Louis.

How far from st charles?

Awesome. I did the same thing only in GA.
Local birds love them some of the old emu.

I wonder how many people have left Australia knowing its going to go down like Venezuela soon

Where are you from?

why Missouri tho? Kind of a shitty state senpai

>live in MO
>gun free zone
mate shape your game up. You're not far away from one of the best places in the country to set up shop according to a large number of retired Navy.

Brisbane city, the forgettable city
because wench
Illinois? I went through illinois a few times and it seemed ok

Honestly I cant move around yet because residency is not settled properly, once it is i'll get wench to get a new home somewhere nicer

>Implying I wont get a covert carry license

2 minutes - Weldon Spring

Up in the Ozarks. Best of luck m8 whatever your choice, and welcome.

I live near quite a few aussies here in NC. we all just surf and drink together. yous guys r a-ok

you live at most 7 minutes from me, kek, its a small world

st peters here

I asked wench what the ozarks were and she just said people on road trips stop at them, what are they exactly?

2 minutes - Weldon Spring

It's a major mountain range where there's lots of room, natural springs, good conditions for anything rural or off the grid, and at an elevation that would be safe from flooding in case any crazy natural disasters were to happen.

Should be some options to locate near a metropolitan area as needed, but I'm from elsewhere in the country and couldn't advise you on that.

>people on road trips stop at them
this is pretty much the meme

i guess you could read more here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozarks

that sounds gorgious, we did a drive through west virginia to pick a friend up recently and decided we'd get a house in the mountainside so thats good to know, fuck cities and fuck people desu

in other news the appalatians are gorgious and I managed to see a little snow on someones roof there a week ago

Yeah WV is pretty. Try it earlier in the Fall if you can. The colors are outstanding and the speed limits are high.

Yeah wench is a bad driver and 70mph on that road is too much for her, we went down route 64 and I swear half the countryside disappeared on the way back to missouri

like we saw lots of really pretty shit that just wasnt there on the way back up, did /x/ happen or what?

Shit changes day to night and whether you're going one way or another unless you know the roads like the back of your hand. That goes double when they have to split the highway due to the hills so it takes one route in one direction and another route in the other direction.

ah that makes sense

>bigger penis than OK
It's giving you back problems or something? You could probably get a reduction surgery or something to make it OK again.

Kek

>living within 100 miles of St. Louis

errors

How do they treat you there compared to how people treat you here?

Less passive aggressive, more willing to openly talk to people (People on the street sometimes casually start a conversation with you here)

also southern hospitality is a thing, and the food is amazing, like holy shit, even maccas is real food here kinda

What’s the best city in Australia and why is it Vienna?

which guys you buy and which you plan on buying?

I am also 30 minutes from St Louis but I doubt you're stupid enough to be on the Illinois side.

Oh snap, maybe I'll see you on the NA central server sometime.

You have to go back OP your not welcome here.

Lies. Aussies are cool. They're a bit rare but I've never seen one not be well-received.

The best city in Australia as far as I am aware is Cairns, the European colonies are too volatile, too many niggers, and a tendency to get bombed to shit, but hey, at least we had hitler

I cant buy proper guns until permanent residency is fully dealt with, I want to get a Gewehr 43 and a Jingal gun for keks, but really first ill get a bright green AR-15 to troll /k/

Rip east st louis, at least you wont die white

Are we like shiny pokemon

>Are we like shiny pokemon
It's the accent and the bantz m8. Keep your ear open for how many others there are around.

I'm an aussie that lived in america, I visited washinton, cali, miami, virginia,colorado.

It was shit, I missed australia the whole time. Niggas everywhere, too damn cold. And the pay and living conditions are fucking awful everywhere. Cities are dirty asf, prostitues and drug dealers on every street-corner. Healthcare is shit, couldn't get my misses toddler fucking medicine because absolutely 0 social benefits.

Was making 8$ an hour landscaping, tfw i'm a certified computer science major. Illegal immigrants up the ass taking fucking jobs from me as a LEGAL IMMIGRANT, i seriously couldn't get any fucking pos employer to hire me because they were paying these brown cunts under the table at 6$ an hour. The people are shit and in hospital, have 0 tolerance and are border-line retarded.

When americans get on here and start talking about my murrica and my freedums, I sit here and laugh because they are practically living in a shit-tier cunt infested nigga land.

Question: Why haven't you necked yourself yet, why haven't you come home?

If you were born here it's white's allowed. If you weren't then it's no whites allowed. It's fucked up and I hope we can get that fixed.

>Hes actually bitter because hes stuck in the broken economy aus has, and will never, ever be able to escape

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>doesn't know that the American economy has tons of socialism for the rich
America lacks socialism for the poor and middle class, but has the most socialism for the rich out of any country in the world.

Gun?

Mine's a Ruger SP101

Have you had imos yet?

I'm in Edwardsville cunt, let's get a beer

See I really dont care, because I compare the fact I cant get a job in Australia because of socialism,and survived on 200 a week, to the fact I can get a job in america, and make 600 a week

I also compare out massive unemployment (up to 50% in some areas) to america considering 3% unemployment, "Bad"

America is fucking amazing if you want to work your way up, you have no idea what you're talking about

no, they good?
want to get a bright green AR-15 to troll /k/ once my forms are filed

The Ozarks are a nightmarish hellscape of chew spit and meth heads. Stay in St. Louis.

What is the cost of living like there?

Not really bitter mate. Do you really think America is a better country then Australia, honest opinion mate. We are all user's here.

Honestly man, I lived there for a while, maybe you haven't lived there long the reality of how much better our country is will dawn on you eventually if it hasn't yet.

Sorry murrica bro's just stating hard truth here, our economy may be in the shitter but even on a few more dollars than minimum wage at 4days a week I'am living in a 2 bedroom apartment.

The roach infested shit-hole i lived in while i was at america was costing me 500$ a month at 8$ an hour wage this didn't include utilities or electricity and was absolute shit-tier accommodation. I looked around the area and state too, nothing cheaper that wasn't in a ghetto. I legit walked into a full on wannabe nigga neighborhood to look @ a completely run-down house at a failed attempt to find some cheaper accommodation that wasn't absolute garbage.

You moved to foreign country with no prospects and wonder why it was rough. With a pregnant missus in tow. If all you can get is an eight dollar job; you need to go back. It really seems like we kept a sponge from staying.

rather stay anonymous desu

100$ actually lasts a while here, we can fill up on fuel for 20 bucks, food normally costs 10 bucks a meal, even at restaurants, and EVERYTHING IS BETTER, like mcdonalds is real food, the portions are like twice the size

also cars are pretty cheap here too

HOW CAN YOU NOT GET A JOB?
You'd have to be a fucking brain-dead burnout retard to not get your employment of choice here as a citizen. As long as it isn't something we completely lack like game development industries.

You probably lived in like bum-fuck desert areas near ulluru trying to get jobs from the abo's mate?

Lol, who in their right mind would move to a third world country.

Houso detected

> gun to troll /k/ with

Not my bag, but I can respect that. Thought about getting pink grips, just to do the same.

It depends where you're at. There are plenty of hellholes to live in here. On the other hand

>$4k/mo job
>$800/mo rent
>quiet neighborhood, no crime, trees, a yard
Probably should have just bought a house but I didn't think I'd be here this long.

What about house prices? I do not want to buy a house in aus atm...

I'am doing my masters right now cunt, there's no way I'm going to work more then 4 days a week part-time. And still have time for studying.

>he seriously thinks poor people have it bad in America

Only here can niggers buy about 5 cartloads of food every month for free. There is a reason they're all morbidly obese. You can get virtually every bill down to your cellphone paid for by the government if you can prove you're poor.

Oh also I forgot
>literally sleep with my door open in the summer to keep cool
>gun I bought from wal*mart loaded and ready under my bed because I thought it was lulz to move to a state where you can just buy a shitty gun at wal*mart for no reason

public service announcement
>my misses toddler =
>my wifes son

fucken fairy

you'll spend less a month with a mortgage mate, you'd be amazed at how cheap houses are here
We found a 14 bedroom manor made of marble for cheaper than a 1 bedroom apartment in brisshit (it was 450k USD)
>HECS funded uni for a life of failure

You're in an area where houses are much less expensive than in many other parts of the country. Where I live the game would be to buy a house and rent out some rooms and then buy more houses and let the whole operation pay for itself.

What's wrong with Australia ?

Where did you live?
It sounds like you made the poor choice of living in a liberal city.

Suit yourself m8. Thought I'd roll out the welcome mat for you

Anyway, if you're in the mood for pizza, the best pizza in the city is Blackthorn's Chicago style. Laugh at anyone who tells you to get Pi. It's owned by a Communist faggot.

Maplewood, South City, Central West End, and the Grove are decent areas to go drinking. Avoid the groid. Ours aren't as docile as the fauna you're used to.

That's all I've got for you. Welcome to STL, enjoy this unseasonably warm weather

How do you feel about your children being only half-Australian? Do you embrace this Americanization or would you rather your children be as Australian as you?

STL expat here. Why did you pick STL? While Missouri as a whole is pretty great, STL, KC and COMO are hot garbage, my man.
Also, if you have any questions about the area, I'm happy to answer.

fuaaark. Do you have private healthcare? Is it like medicare?

After traveling a fair bit, i settled in a town called Danville in virginia, the county was nice but the CBD was just awful.

I will say one thing about you murri bro's cali and miami really know how to party. Also Fat Tuesdays introduced me to vodka slushies which was really nice.

No I looked at a state by state level, st louis isnt *that* cheap, the place im talking about was in virginia if I recall correctly

Our government is shitty and socialist, it doesnt know how to money and in 5-10 years at most, it will be venezuela 2 depressive boogaloo

>Warm
tfw gonna die in winter

Because wench, literally the only reason, we're going to move somewhere else soon enough

not yet but I will with work

>Danville

>minority white
>run by leftists
>in Virginia

No wonder you hated it

Good. Come to Montana.

Anything this cunt is telling you, is fucking lies lol.

Back this shit up. I call absolute bs

Honestly man the dero's are everywhere, have no idea how many niggas tried to hit on my gf in-front of me.

Will never take a gray-hound again, since that shit almost ended in an all-out brawl. Not to mention all the home-less cunts sleeping at 50% of the stops

Do you like America so far?
Anything you would like to know?

Even state by state doesn't always count. I could move maybe 10 miles out from where I am now and get a nice-but-nothing-special house for like $35k but the tradeoff would be I'd have to deal with a shitty city commute.

Obviously if you're in it to get some land and build a cool house in the mountains and maybe whatever else you want to get set up with then that's going to run you up into the hundreds of thousands.

its on my shortlist, so is west virginia, texas, and the rockies
Honestly, instead of being bitter about how nothing can ever fix your life on the internet, try getting out of the shitshow that is Aus, and do it properly, theres nothing but suffering there for the next 20-30 years, deluding yourself that your state funded Masters that everyone else has will somehow get you one of those miracle mining jobs isnt going to work, the way you're going will only end with suicide

>he took greyhound
lel
I used to do that sometimes when I was poor and getting started in life. That is a top-tier way to experience just how messed up the dredges of the US can be.

I bought a house in an expensive, mostly white town outside the city for $160k on a big chunk of land. It was a fixer upper but it's done and nice now. My mortgage, taxes included, is $50 less a month than my apartment in an area of STL that was barely safe. The price of a house in Brisbane would buy a palatial place in STL, not to mention in my town.

It's not bullshit

foreigners can burn in hell

There are specific nigger areas, like how no one talks about East St Louis

I mean, its still cheap as fuck regardless

I have been to china, malta, indonesia,america,jamaica on my way to miami and took a vacay in china on a 1 month stop-over.

None of these places even compare to our home-land mate. You're a fucking sellout and an absolute lier. The charm will fade and you will be back cunt, mark my words.

Liar*

everyone wants a piece of collective white suicide, you EU faggots should know that more than anyone!

>Why?
>because fuck socialism
You sound like a twelve year old. I am guessing the "wench" you refer to is in fact your mommy

I took gray-hounds because the flight prices at Christmas are fucking ridiculous mate. They wanted me to shell out almost 700$ for a one way trip? across the state!! the fuck is that about?

Is the earth flat?

Btw that was per person

Aussies steal our gfs with their stupid fucking accents women love. My ex gf sent me a video of her sucking aussie cock to break up with me and I almost suicided.

Why are there so many bitter Australians in this thread? Obviously he married in to the US because that's literally one of the easiest ways to get in if you're not from Somalia.

>when you shit yourself in rage because someone escaped your venomous kangaroo-ridden shithole and it wasn't you

because Australia is like a pit full of shit and the only way out is suicide

How many times a day does somebody ask "what?" when you talk to them with your ridiculous accent?

Your retarded if you are eating better in America. Never come back.