HAPPENING!!!! Tesla going down

Tesla employees checks are bouncing faggots!!!!

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MUSK the KEK BTFO

MUSK the KEK BTFO

MUSK the KEK BTFO

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>Some random tweet is news

>fake flag
>fake news

checks out

the anti-Tesla shills are out, but their forces are weak
who is paying them?

webm related. not showing any signs of instability

though OP is indeed a faggot for providing no credible source, it is plain as day that tesla is a meme and will be bought by a company that can actually make cars, instead of eye-catching prototypes

someone trying to swing afterhours trades on a holiday. Many such cases.

Nothing Musk does is profitable. He gets by on government subsidies. If he was propped up by the government he would be a nobody. He has great ideas and has produced some great products, but he's a horrible businessman.

Fucking dumb op

Wasn't popped up*

Atlas: *shrugs*

It's almost like coming up with a brand called "Tesla" is just ironic.

God damn it. I shouldn't be drunk phone posting.

>anti tesla shills but who is paying them?

Tesla is the most hated company that exists outside of maybe Apple. No one gets paid to trash Tesla, they do it because it's fun.

but that is the most fun posting. that and cocaineposting with proxies as a serb.

want to know the name of a company that wasn't profitable until last year?
amazon

It's coincidental for sure, but not ironic. If Tesla turned a profit then it'd be ironic.

Jew Ponzi scheme....imagine my total lack of surprise on this one. Been calling it to everybody I know for months

>Tesla
>Most hated

Uh huh... right after EA, Comcast. Get the fuck out if here shill. No-one is buying it.

tesla will pop the tech bubble

Why do I care? A CIA/DARPA front doesn't need to be profitable.

sometimes companies run into payroll problems

Tesla is a paper company that does some nifty things.

Apple is the most valuable company in history.

Good

This. My employer once had their accountant fuck something up royally and they told us to wait 3 days to cash our checks. (Or they would pay us in cash if we needed the money immediately.) It happens.

Fake and gay. No substance to any of this.
Someone is trying to manipulate stock prices.

These threads are part of it. Daily reminder to sage and ignore jew stock broker threads.

sage

>charlie
nice source faggot

Payrolls don't cut checks to be drawn on an account, they occur as massive ACH transfers which either go through or not.

You do realize Tesla is just a giant CIA money laundering front right?

You have no clue how Amazon is structured... moron.

Clearly ZUCC

((())) hate Musk so much, they sabotaged their own satellite to make him look bad. Zucc and Israel started whining about it non-stop, and Zucc and Musk got into a rumble for some time.

They want Musk out, they want Zucc to be the public face of AI for them and no one to defy him

No chance they ran out of money, must be a mistake with whatever shit company they contract out payroll to, and only affecting the small percentage of people who don't do direct deposit.

TSLA goes chapter 13
Net Neutrality BTFOs NTFLX
AMZN gets gone after by Justice and FTC, gets partially BTFO by net neutrality
Hollywood +Disney get BTFO by collapsing box-office

WWE, Wal Mart, Apple and Microsoft become the nation's rightful market leaders

...

Back to the glory days of the 90s

I would still destroy Jennifer Anistons anus.

If you're making profit, but only through government subsides that's still profit retard

That doesn't mean shit. My payroll check bounced once from a top 100 corporation. It was an accounting error that was immediately fixed.

BS...they had a cash balance of $3,668,211,000 at the end of September and even a drunken sailor like elon musk couldn't spend all that in two months.

Correct.

a company the size of tesla, bouncing paychecks isn't going to happen out of the blue, there will be other signs first

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>He has great ideas

>I know! Let's try and convince people to buy electric cars for the 500th time
>I know! Let's start a cut-rate space logistics company while I go on a media tour trying to convince people we're literally Starfleet.
>I know! Let's invent a way to streamline people blowing thousands of dollars in online beanie baby auctions.

There's a difference between pumping cash back into your business and not making any money to begin with.

Only people who defend Musk are faggot cucks from reddit, who ironically are the same cucks who worship (((Tesla))) who was a beta virgin immigrant like reddit users are, and not a based alpha American chad like Edison

STOP REPLYING TO THESE FUCKING HORRENDOUS TWEETCAP THREADS

STOP FEEDING LEFTIST CANCER

Fun fact, while the average used car salesman earns about 70k a year, Tesla only pays their salesmen $14/h.

I think Tesla is a meme propped up by government subsidies but it is retarded to think "oh no the checks bounced that means they're going under RIGHT NOW"
It happens sometimes. It's unprofessional and someone in accounting department will probably get fired, but it happens. Happened to me in the past at a major corporation.

there have been other signs, actually

this

Play the system or the system will play you

mods, we need a sticky for

HOW
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>it goes in all fields

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Thats whats going on

more like the opposite

people just cant stop sucking Elon's penis

>people actually believe Elon has any fucking intention of actually going to Mars

A trip to Mars is just about the least profitable thing you could do with $20 billion short of flushing it directly down the shitter. Musk isn't rich enough to fund it directly and there's zero reason for anyone to invest in the project. At best Nike would give him $5 million for the right to put a swoosh on the side of the ship.

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All he had to do was stay by Trump. Instead he quit about because he got triggered by Trump abadoning the Paris Accord

African Americans are not reliable with money.

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Look at major players that are shorting tesla then you will know who is behind this fake news.

lol

I agree with that, just annoyed at all the faggot reddit homos here who suck this guys dick

ZuccShills, eyeing for that early shill game for total subversion for 2020, I see you all

>same market cap as GM
>struggling to crank out a few thousand cars a month
>GM makes about a million cars a month

Yep, absolutely no factors at work here other than rational market forces.

what the hell is tsla?

It's the explorer/pioneer spirit. Reaching far off lands uncharted by man is the goal in and of itself. If you were white you'd understand.

Can't Curse the Musk
Can't Mellow the Elon

I literally sold my TSLA stock this morning after reading about their connections to CBTS.

Mwahahah

SpaceX is supposed to be profitable, although it's a private company so it's hard to say for sure. They did spend a lot on developing first stage reuse so they might be in the red at the moment.
You can't say that SpaceX relies on subsidies. Providing services to the government is not a subsidy.

Possible sabotage
They always hated tesla conman edison HATED him
Free energy for us why.

#Dontbelievethehype

This.

Probably the stock ticker name

>falling this hard for all the cult of personality bullshit

Except they need double that for production to fulfill the order backlog thru Q3
Elon "its a systems issue" Musk isnt even a Marc Cuban.
Pushing memetech on normies isnt long term strat.
His only hope was Shillary federalizing Solar Panels so he could provide the battery walls on the taxpayer teat...
Dump it...Tsla craters Q1

Interesting theory. What makes u think ghere is a cia element?

W bitcoin its a given, rubbing it in everyones faces when satoshi nakamoto translates to central intelligent

Elaborate.

They are going to explode later on. I wouldn't short on them now, this is probably their hardest time they will have unless they actually go for that tesla power station shit all across the country

Why dont you just stick to your boyfriends?
You know, Jenn has a pussy, right?!
Go ahead, explain shitbox fixation.

fake as hell, only tradies cash payroll checks in 2017.

No task subsidies. No profit. Fuck musk and his tree hugging socialist bullshit

I have been anti Elon for so long. The fees associated with running a medium size business on PayPal was ridiculous. They’d steal thousands of dollars from me for no reason. I pray Tesla crashes and burns

Tax*

Rumors they may have provided tech to NK missile program.

They put one of those near where I live like 3 years ago. Midwest, near the interstate, college town. In all those years I've seen a car using it literally twice.

can someone confirm?

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That’s bullshit but I believe it

You just did this is 99911

>Apple is the most valuable company in history.
Nigga do you history?
Standard Oil at it's peak was worth more than most countries.

It’s just a free parking space. I’d love to come out and have some Tesla queer yelling “hey! Get out of my charging station!” Lmfao

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god I really hope that faggot burns to the ground.
EVs are just as damaging to the environment and mars is a dead meme

Kek has confirmed.

is this cult of personality finally fucking imploding?

Fuck em all. I worked for Tesla several years ago in Rochester, Michigan. One day we all show up to work like normal only to have a notice on the door that we were all laid off and an email went out (which nobody could get since most of us didn’t have email on our phones). Worst day of my life

Fuck Tesla and fuck anybody who works for Tesla now or buys a Tesla. Death to all of these filthy kikes

ohFUGG

Oh boy, who could stand to lose billions from Tesla's innovations? Who would shill posts like these?

>Amazon wasn't profitable
They are tax dodgers, you fucking moron.

anti-tesla but not a paid shill
never commented until now

Musk isn't a capitalist.
many monies comes from gubment contracts.

also i resent all the Big Bang Theory watching losers who have a hard-on over the lamest shit like a rocket and a $100k battery powered car.

not as game changing as everyone else seems to believe. confus

Jeff Bezos is my #2 best capitalist today
shame about the enormous CIA contract and censorship of WaPo

Peter Theil is #1 for being on the Trump Train

Sup Forums has a lot of power in numbers, we could meme that TSLA dropped like 50% and people would be knee jerk sell off their stock. >NYPA tho

It would really be ironic if the future top brand in electric vehicles were "Edison".